Bumped: Hell's Kitchen, Madeleine. Gone: Canal Road.

Sometimes Nine programming resembles musical chairs. Once the music starts everybody moves, where and when they land, lord only knows.

There are more changes coming to Wednesdays. Cancel anything you've read here in previous posts.

Next Wednesday May 7 stands as is, but May 14 everything is changed again.

Wed May 14:
7:30pm Fire 000
8:00pm Search and Rescue
8:30pm Movie: Hitch
10:55pm Life of Grime.

Hell's Kitchen moves to Thursdays 8:30pm from May 15 replacing Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares (UK -it was moving into repeats). Canal Road is gone -at least until there is another amendment that may or may not bring it back. Great treatment for a new Aussie drama.

The planned Madeleine: A Year of Mystery; Her Parents' Story will now screen earlier on Sunday May 11 at 10:30pm across all Nine networks for 75 minutes. It replaces a repeat of Crime Investigation Australia.

So there you have it (for now). Gordon Ramsay, sensibly slips back to two nights a week, but Nine and Seven both go toe to toe with Wednesday night movies, while TEN benefits with a handful of new House episodes. Wouldn't be surprised to see Seven return to one hour dramas in this slot sooner rather than later. But which shows?

Nine will also have State of Origin matches on May 21, June 11 and July 2.

Canal Road is still valuable to Nine for local quota points but may have to wait until non-ratings season.

Update: Canal Road returns 10:30pm Wed May 28.

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Airdate: The Gruen Transfer

Wil Anderson will be back on the ABC this month.

His new panel show The Gruen Transfer takes a swipe at the advertising industry, promising "a fast, funny show about advertising that will make you look differently at the constructed world around you."


It premieres 9pm Wednesday May 28 on ABC1.

Each week, Anderson is joined by guests and advertising industry experts prepared to share the ideas and insights that drive them.

According to Wikipedia, in shopping mall design 'the Gruen transfer' refers to the moment when consumers respond to "scripted disorientation" cues in the environment.

Anderson's return to a regular Wednesday night series, will doubtless please fans still missing The Glass House axed in 2006. The show is produced by Andrew Denton.

Press Release:

The Gruen Transfer is a fast, funny show about advertising that will make you look differently at the constructed world around you.

It's not an expose. It's not a satire. It's about truth in advertising. Finally.

We used to know what advertising was. It was that stuff in the margins, in the ad breaks. But in recent years, it has begun colonising every space it can. US ad wizard Mark Fenske, the guy behind the Nike campaigns, calls advertising "maybe the most powerful art form on Earth". And the Earth aint the end of it. Not so long ago, Pizza Hut stamped its logo on a rocket to the moon. Earlier this year, Doritos announced it would beam its ads into space.

We all think we're immune to advertising, that we're smarter than the marketers, but can you honestly say you know why you buy one brand of detergent and not another? As you walk the aisles of the supermarket, how many of the purchasing choices you make are consciously your own? And if you can be persuaded, without realising, to buy the orange dishwashing liquid, what else can you be persuaded to do? Advertising: you know you're soaking in it.

Which is where The Gruen Transfer comes in. Each week, host Wil Anderson is joined by guests with the best and brightest minds in the advertising industry: insiders prepared to share the ideas and insights that drive them.

The Gruen Transfer premieres 9pm Wednesday May 28 ABC1 and is repeated on ABC2 – Thursday, May 29 at 8:30pm.

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Foxtel blunder cuts up Dexter

Foxtel customers last night had their service interrupted for up to 30 minutes during prime time because of a software update.

Foxtel sent a software update to set-top boxes around 9:12pm last night, which interrupted viewing for between 15 minutes and half an hour.

As a result customers missed large portions of prime time shows and Foxtel iQ subscribers lost them completely. Users were either greeted with a message saying the service was updating or a blank screen.

"Due to a system issue last night subscribers' service was temporarily affected by a software update," a Foxtel spokeswoman said.

"This meant subscribers may have needed to come out of standby mode on their set-top unit once the update finished to restore service. We apologise for any inconvenience."

IT worker Gavin Adams was watching the second last (and dynamite) episode of Dexter when the show suddenly cut out about two-thirds of the way through. Criminal!

"Foxtel do system updates on the set-top box devices, but the expectation is that they're normally done between two or four in the morning or the wee hours where you're not really affecting the majority of customers," Adams said.

"The main thing is that it certainly wasn't advertised or anything like that as being an urgent update required, and then to do it nationwide at a quarter past nine when everyone is watching their shows in prime time, I think that's what irked a lot of people."

Some Foxtel iQ users said they lost their IQ settings.

So far there is no advice on this blunder on Patrick Delany's HD blog which would be an ideal spot to address this.

Did you have your service interrupted last night?

Source: Sydney Morning Herald
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Nine nets harbour scoop

A fisherman who observed another man haul one of the victims of yesterday's tragic boat accident on Sydney Harbour from the water has signed for an interview with Channel Nine.

Mr Bagnato was unable to discuss the incident with media because Nine had an exclusivity deal.

"I'd love to talk but they paid me not to," he told the Sydney Morning Herald.

Dick Bagnato went past the scene of a crash a few minutes after the accident and saw a man in a 12-to-14-foot tinnie pull one of the male survivors out of the water.

"He [the victim] was throwing up," Mr Bagnato said.

Mr Bagnato said the man in the tinnie, a recreational fisherman, was about 40 years old and of Mediterranean appearance.

The rescuer has been described as a hero who deserves a medal.

In the media game, such deals are fair terrain, even when surrounded by such tragic circumstances. But wouldn't signing one of the three rescuers have been a better coup?

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'Lex' leaving Smallville

Further to speculation that Michael Rosenbaum would be leaving Smallville, the CW Network has now confirmed his exit. Rosenbaum also thanked fans for supporting him in the series.

"It is time for me to start the next chapter of my life and career," he said. "I hope that I gave you some enjoyment over the years, and that you found my portrayal of Lex Luthor to be satisfying. I am truly grateful, as Smallville fans are the best fans out there. I sincerely hope that you will continue to follow my career through my hair growth period and beyond."

Producers have revealed details of two new villains for the eighth series.

Doomsday: In season eight, Clark will face his ultimate challenge with the appearance of the legendary, unstoppable destroyer Doomsday, who appears on Smallville for the first time. As comic book fans know, Doomsday is notorious for being the only character in the DC Comics universe to have killed Superman.

Female villain: Doomsday won't be Clark's only nemesis in the upcoming season. The executive producers are tight-lipped about a new female villain they will be introducing, but they can say she will be familiar to many fans and will set her sights on Clark in ways Lex never could. Intelligent, brilliantly manipulative, and dangerously sinister, our gorgeous new villain has one more weapon in her arsenal: Her mutual attraction with Clark may prove to be as deadly as kryptonite for him.

Smallville airs on TEN HD and on FOX8.

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2008 Fugly Award 'winners': Gladiators, Kyle, Coren

TV Tonight was there for the 2008 Fugly Award "Ceremony", snarkily held today across the road from the home of the Logies, Melbourne's Crown Casino.

The brown carpet was rolled out, the milk crate podium was there, but not a TV celebrity in sight -as is the style of the annual "anti-Logies." In fact the empty chairs labelled David Koch, Jackie O and Daryl Somers were only warmed with the sponsored 'Another Bloody Water.'

Fugly organiser Anthony Dever battled on against seagulls, a wayward helicopter and baffled, early morning Casino punters wondering what all the "fuss" was about. Little did they know some 11,000 votes had been cast to decide this all-expenses event.

Once again none of the "winners" including Gladiators, Kyle Sandilands and Anna Coren were anywhere to be seen. Not even the "good" category winners including Shaun Micallef, Myf Warhurst or Hamish Blake could be sighted.

To his credit, Dever ploughed on thanking them all for their contribution to the television year. We love Fuglies.

To find out all the winners, read on:

Worst TV Show
- Gladiators

Worst Male TV Personality
- Kyle Sandilands

Worst Female TV Personality
- Anna Coren


Most Biased Sporting Commentator
- Phil Gould

'The Eddie' for Most Over Exposed TV Personality
- Kyle Sandilands


The good categories...
Most Spankable Female TV Personality
- Myf Warhurst

Spunkiest Male TV Personality
- Hamish Blake

Most Under Acknowledged TV Show
- Newstopia

Most Under Acknowledged TV Personality
- Shaun Micallef

The novelty categories...

TV Network Frenemies
- Kyle Sandilands and Rove McManus

Worst Advertisement on Television
- Toohey's Extra Dry (Pod People)

Trashiest TV Show You Secretly Love to Watch
- The Biggest Loser

Most Sensational Current Affairs Story
- Corey Worthington


Seven Network's recently returned high profile show Gladiators has been awarded the major gong in the TV Fugly Awards. Now in its 7th year, the internet based survey received more than 15,000 nominations and votes which decided what were the worst shows and stars on Australian television from the last 12 months.

Kyle Sandilands from Network Ten's Big Brother and Australian Idol franchises has for the second year in a row got the gong for Worst Male TV Personality, comfortably ahead of 2006 winner Daryl Somers by almost 30% of the vote. Sandilands also beat Corey Worthington for 'The Eddie' an award for the Most Overexposed TV Personality as well as being named part of Australia's TV Network Frenemies with Rove McManus after his outburst on his Sydney radio show attacking McManus.

"Kyle is almost the new Eddie McGuire when it come to The Fuglies. We might have to name a category after him next year like we did with Eddie to exclude Kyle from taking over and ruining these celebrated awards." said The Fuglies organiser Anthony Dever.

In other categories, Today Tonight's Anna Coren narrowly beat last year's winner Jackie O to claim the title of Australia's Worst Female TV Personality and for the third time, Channel Nine's NRL commentator Phil Gould was named the Most Biased Sporting Commentator.

Corey Worthington did score an award by association in the category for Most Sensational Current Affairs Story where voters indicated that his clash with A Current Affair host Leila Mckinnon was the least news worthy story of the year.

As well as the categories that highlight the "worst of the worst" The Fuglies also ask viewers to nominate shows and people they feel are not getting the pat on the back they deserve. Myf Warhurst has again won Most Spankable Female TV Personality after a close race with Natalie Bassingthwaighte and Hamish Blake was this year named the Spunkiest Male TV Personality. Voters gave comedian Shaun Micallef and his Newstopia show on SBS the awards for Most Under Acknowledged TV Personality and Show.

Winners of this year's TV Fugly Awards will be formally announced in a three-minute "ceremony". The event will include all the ingredients of an awful awards show: lame host, milk crates for a stage, temporary seating for all the nominees, water instead of champagne, shameless plugs and product placements as well as The Fuglies tradition of having a brown carpet instead of a red one and recipients receiving just a paper certificate to commemorate the notoriety.

The complete list of winners for the 7th Annual TV Fugly Awards:

The bad categories...

Worst TV Show
- Gladiators

Worst Male TV Personality
- Kyle Sandilands

Worst Female TV Personality
- Anna Coren

Most Biased Sporting Commentator
- Phil Gould

'The Eddie' for Most Over Exposed TV Personality
- Kyle Sandilands

The good categories...

Most Spankable Female TV Personality
- Myf Warhurst

Spunkiest Male TV Personality
- Hamish Blake

Most Under Acknowledged TV Show
- Newstopia

Most Under Acknowledged TV Personality
- Shaun Micallef

The novelty categories...

TV Network Frenemies
- Kyle Sandilands and Rove McManus

Worst Advertisement on Television
- Toohey's Extra Dry (Pod People)

Trashiest TV Show You Secretly Love to Watch
- The Biggest Loser

Most Sensational Current Affairs Story
- Corey Worthington


About the TV Fugly Awards:
The TV Fugly Awards are an independent Internet based survey ofAustralian viewers with categories that TV Week Magazine keeps forgetting to add to the Logie Awards voting form. The Fuglies were started as a joke in 2002 because he did not like the Logies voting process and thought Australia needed annual television awards without glitz, glamour or even a proper ceremony to make fun of the bad programming.

Full list of winners, nominees and voting percentages.

The bad categories...

Worst TV Show
Gladiators 21.53%
Monster House 20.91%
The Mint 17.79%
Power Of 10 14.48%
The Biggest Loser 13.09%
Border Security 6.81%
Out of the Question 5.37%

Worst Male TV Personality
Kyle Sandilands 43.36%
Daryl Somers 15.09%
David Reyne 13.99%
Richard Wilkins 9.77%
Karl Stefanovic 7.86%
Andrew O'Keefe 6.42%
Steven Jacobs 3.50%

Worst Female TV Personality
Anna Coren 26.30%
Jackie O 23.42%
Catriona Rowntree 13.68%
Ajay Rochester 12.96%
Melissa Doyle 9.64%
Sonia Kruger 9.07%
Claire Hooper 4.94%

Most Biased Sporting Commentator
Phil Gould 32.76%
Tony Greig 22.75%
Bruce McAvaney 18.83%
Bill Lawry 12.98%
Stephen Quartermain 12.69%

'The Eddie' for Most Over Exposed TV Personality
Kyle Sandilands 30.72%
Corey Worthington 27.69%
Grant Denyer 18.51%
David Koch 13.94%
Andrew O'Keefe 9.13%


The good categories...

Most Spankable Female TV Personality
Myf Warhurst 34.11%
Natalie Bassingthwaighte 30.57%
Julia Zemiro 13.10%
Sonia Kruger 6.60%
Zoe Naylor 6.21%
Talitha Cummins 4.90%
Nicky Whelan 4.51%

Spunkiest Male TV Personality
Hamish Blake 30.43%
Adam Hills 22.49%
Chas Licciardello 14.04%
Tom Williams 12.19%
Ed Kavalee 8.35%
Andrew Hansen 6.65%
Matthew Johns 5.85%

Most Under Acknowledged TV Show
Newstopia 43.45%
Spicks and Specks 23.84%
RocKwiz 14.60%
The Librarians 11.97%
Wilfred 6.13%

Most Under Acknowledged TV Personality
Shaun Micallef 36.54%
Julia Zemiro 21.91%
Alan Brough 20.02%
Ryan Shelton 12.00%
Sonia Kruger 196 9.52%


The novelty categories…..

TV Network Frenemies
Kyle Sandilands and Rove McManus 40.71%
Doyle Koch 20.69%
Wilkins Stefanovic 16.30%
Rowntree Dark 11.92%
O'Keefe Denyer 10.37%

Worst Advertisement on Television
Toohey's Extra Dry Pod People Harvest 21.91%
USA Made Commonwealth Bank Down Under 21.67%
Zoot Reviews 20.23%
Mentos' Chewing Gum Nipples 16.19%
AAMI's Annoying Twins 10.38%
Kotex's Beaver 9.61%

Trashiest TV Show You Secretly Love to Watch
The Biggest Loser 27.12%
Australia's Next Top Model 21.52%
Entertainment Tonight 17.37%
Dr Phil 14.30%
Today Tonight 13.95%
Late Night Infomercials 5.74%

Most Sensational Current Affairs Story
Corey Worthington (A Current Affair) 34.67%
Chaser Obsession (Today Tonight and A Current Affair) 31.37%
Incest Gate (60 Minutes) 19.92%
'No Bingo' Saga (A Current Affair) 14.03%


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Loser wins the night

Last night's Biggest Loser finale was the top show of the night, attracting an audience of 1.88m viewers. It peaked at 2.35m. In 2007 it reached 1.99m (peak 2.6m). The inaugural finale in 2006 hit 2.3m.

20 year old Sam Rouen won the title by shedding a staggering 46% of his body weight, defeating Alison (45%) and Kirsten (43%).

TEN and Nine both tied for first place in the evening ratings share on 28.5% causing Seven to fall back to 22.1%. The Footy Show was a big ratings grabber for Nine on 1.1m, and Big Brother has had its first night under 1m viewers.

In a tight ratings week Nine is currently sitting in first place on 27.2%, TEN 26.7% and Seven 26.1%. With a week full of reality events, TEN avoid becoming the biggest loser of the week itself? It will need a big surge for Friday Night Live and I'm A Celebrity Get me Out of Here - a big ask.

Ratings Week 18

Press Release:

Last night's season finale of The Biggest Loser turned out to be a big fat ratings draw for TEN with the show delivering a peak audience of 2.35 million.

An average audience of 1.90 million tuned in to watch 20-year-old Sam Rouen named the
winner of the series.

The third-season finale now takes its place as the No.1 show of the official ratings year in total people and 25-54.

The finale was easily the No.1 show of the night and carried the network to a first-place finish over all and its best Thursday performance of the year in share and audience.

The Biggest Loser Finale also won each half hour in its two-hour slot in all demographics by a wide margin.

TEN's chief programming officer, David Mott, said: "The ratings throughout the series prove that aspirational and positive TV can deliver huge audiences.

"The franchise allows for great emotional storytelling and encourages everyday people to make positive changes to their health and lifestyles.

"That's what the show is all about."

The Biggest Loser premiered 3 February 2008 and quickly became a ratings heavyweight. The show consistently drew over 1 million viewers and regularly won its timeslot in TEN's core demographic 18-49.

Meanwhile, Big Brother won its 7-7.30pm timeslot in 18-49, 16-39 and 25-54 and took more than 1 million viewers.
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Slapdown splashdown

'H.G Nelson' (Greig Pickhaver) will today be shooting the new Comedy Channel series Comedy Slapdown, in his Host / Referee role.

Production of the Wrestling-meets-Theatresports comedy has been underway at the ABC's Ripponlea Studios in Melbourne. Five teams will compete in a round-robin style tournament set between the ropes in the Slapdown wrestling arena.

Competing celebrities showing off their improv skills include Matt Tilley, Stephen Hall, Corrine Grant, Julia Morris, Stephen Gates, Damian Callinan, Paul McCarthy and Julia Zemiro.

Matt Parkinson serves a resident judge with John Thorn on keyboards, Eddie Barro as keeper of the Slapdown Belt and 'Miss Wing Ding' as holder of the round numbers. The judging team will also include a celebrity guest and an audience member.

Each show sees two teams, Red and Blue - consisting of three comic improvisers each, jump into the ring and go head to head in a series of improvised games in pursuit of laughs. The winning team from each show will move a step closer to the final where the two funniest teams will play off in a title fight finale.

The series will be 12 x 50 minute episodes for the Comedy Channel.
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First Review: Louis Theroux: The Most Hated Family in America

Make no mistake.

You’ve never quite seen anything like this documentary, The Most Hated Family in America.


We’ve all read about those religious extremists who picket funerals with signs screaming ‘God Hates Fags’. They’re the same ones who accused Heath Ledger of being a ‘fag enabler’ in a number of loony radio interviews.

But actually watching these church members vomit their tirade on my television screen is a different thing altogether.


BBC broadcaster Louis Theroux is an investigative journalist who accesses bizarre subjects and wins amazing trust with his geeky reserve. He once asked Joseph Jackson if Michael had ever had a girlfriend or boyfriend without batting an eyelid. Jackson ended the interview immediately.

The Westboro Baptist Church is a small community church in Kansas (bite my lip, bite my lip), the members of which hate everyone. Gay men sit at the top of their list, but aside from the entire queer-community-and-anyone-they-have-ever-met, add “Jews, Muslims, Catholics, the Bush Administration and Swedes” to that list (Sweden once condemned an anti-gay politician, don’t you know).

Theroux meets all the key fag-haters, from the ageing, spiteful preacher Fred Phelps, head of his 71 member clan, to his angry, loud-mouth daughter (she who detests Ledger so much) and, sadly, down to grandchildren barely able to hold a picket sign, let alone know what it says. Over a period of time he works, rests and plays with these nutters, keeping his cool in the face of pure evil just to get the story. And what a story!

This is full of staggering moments, like the vitriol excreting out of the mouth of a mother who immediately beams sunshine to her kids when they walk in the room. Witness songs of praise in four-part-hatred-harmony. Marvel at the picketing of a funeral of an American soldier. And hear bigotry from the mouths of babes, who clearly have been brainwashed. It will send shivers down your spine.

You’ll also see passing drivers spew abuse right back at these picketing bigots, which as Theroux notes, suggests hate begets hate.

Should such vilification be on our television screens? Yes, in context. After all, we live in a world that allows them the freedom to peddle such propaganda. It’s important to know hatred is nullified at every step. I certainly can’t promise this will be entertaining, but at least you’ll know thine enemy.

Louis Theroux: The Most Hated Family in America airs 10:40pm Monday on Seven.
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Blokey attitudes shift, kicking and screaming

"Can you understand though, and this is where it gets to the issue, can you understand that someone - in this case Caroline - would look at that and feel degraded by it?" asked Gary Lyon.

In the fifteen years The Footy Show has been in existence, one of the long-held criticisms of the show has been its attitude towards women.

The show, like the game of AFL itself, is a bastion of male testosterone, and in many ways has come to represent a perception (warranted or not) that the Nine Network itself has a less than glowing record of embracing its feminine side. Despite this, it should be noted the show has a solid audience of female viewers.

So it was with some interest tonight I watched a debate between the show's three principal hosts Gary Lyon, James Brayshaw and the outspoken and media savvy John 'Sam' Newman. The latter is an expert at concocting controversy, and I suspect often pushes a line for effect, contrary to a personality many privately acknowledge as generous and caring. Except that doesn't fit with the Newman "act."

In fifteen years of intermittently watching the show it was hard to recall a moment where blokey men were struggling to come to terms with change, and the revelation that the media's treatment of women has arguably moved from where it was fifteen years ago. Triggered by the 'Caroline Wilson mannequin' and the subsequent storm, tonight marked a watershed moment for the show: men forced to re-think conduct, and indeed, grasp a female point of view, however fleetingly. Watching them articulate it was drama in itself.

Here was a seemingly immovable culture that wasn't going down without a fight. It was like the past arguing with the present.

"No. I can’t understand that," Newman said to Lyon. "But she says she was and that’s what we did. I think you apologised for me."

"I apologised for myself I never mentioned you," said Lyon.

"And that’s why I resigned... offered my resignation, because you’re uncomfortable," said Newman.

Newman claims he offered to resign to GTV boss Jeffery Browne, which was declined. "He said 'thanks very much, Sam. I will determine, seeing you're under contract, when we dispense with your services."

Lyon sought to have Newman see the incident from Wilson's point of view. "The issue is if someone else feels uncomfortable about it and we’ve upset them then it is an issue."

"I’d say we’ve been doing that for 15 years, Gary," defended Newman.

"Yeah well I guess things change, I s’pose."

"Well not with me they don’t," Newman insisted.

During an extensive debate (around 14 minutes) Lyon also apologised for the incident but hit out at a letter sent by women who serve on AFL boards.

"They (the signatories) included Sally Capp, who is a board member of the Collingwood Footy Club, on their letter of complainants."

Lyon said Capp had no idea about the letter. "She didn't agree with the letter, said that she didn't want to be a party to the letter, yet the letter went out with Sally Capp's name on it. So, we look at that and think `what sort of credibility has this letter got?'"

Newman, who branded the signatories 'liars and hypocrites,' then turned on the role of women in the AFL.

"They serve very little purpose at board level. What do they do?

"For very little input they demand a lot of clout. They've got to be very careful it’s not just a token thing."

But North Melbourne boss James Brayshaw disagreed. "We have a lady called Jenny Luffman who virtually runs the footy department under Donald McDonald at North Melbourne and she is one of the most capable people I’ve ever met and she’s a woman."

With this the audience broke into spontaneous applause.

Yes it seems, kicking (pardon the pun) and screaming, even the The Footy Show audience has moved on from fifteen years ago too.

The question now is whether Newman, or indeed Newman's "act", will be the last to budge...
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