Eurovision 2012: trainwrecks

By David Knox on May 23, 2012 / Filed Under News 4

Let’s face it, we all love Eurovision for its disastrous songs as much as its moments of pure pop.

With 44 acts on show, there are always a few that leave you thinking “What the?”

Amongst this lot, Russia’s singing grannies are so bad they are good, and could prove to be unstoppable.

Semi Final One has already taken place in Baku, beware of online spoilers!

MONTENEGRO: Rambo Amadeus: Euro Neuro
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AUSTRIA: Trackshittaz: Woki Mit Deim Popo
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RUSSIA: Buranovskiye Babushki: Party for Everybody
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SAN MARINO: Valentina Monetta: The Social Network Song (Oh Oh – Uh – Oh Oh)
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  1. ausriley26 May 24, 2012 at 9:03 am -

    I love the Russian entry because there’s something cute about old ladies finding themselves on the world stage amidst the glitz and glamour, but the other 3 are seriously embarassing.

  2. yum-e May 23, 2012 at 9:24 pm -

    i miss Terry Wogan’s acerbic wit :(

  3. David Knox May 23, 2012 at 4:10 pm -

    My site’s rule of thumb is always Aired on Australian TV = Not a Spoiler, so yep.

  4. EvanOnTheGC May 23, 2012 at 4:03 pm -

    Is it a spoiler if it was legal for anyone to stream it online live? No geoblocks on Eurovision’s website :-)

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