My Kitchen Rules

By David Knox on January 28, 2013 / Filed Under Reviews, Top Stories 20

MKR 4 Ep 1 Vic 2-136If Seven prides itself on being the “roast chook” of television then never has the contrast been more stark than going head to head with MasterChef: The Professionals.

My Kitchen Rules is serving up middle Australia in suburban kitchens, while the other is about the elite with one of the world’s finest chefs.

In one you’ll be able to have a crack at copying the dishes at home. In the other you’d be lucky to sit down in front of their dishes, with not a hope of ever concocting them.

So which way will Australia turn: the amateurs or the professionals? Or can it have its cake and eat it too? I guess thanks to PVRs it can.

There’s no doubting Seven serves up a finely-tuned dish, brimming with far more confidence than its first attempt to reinvent My Restaurant Rules in 2010. 24 home chefs are divided into two groups of six pairs and we begin in the Melbourne kitchen of wife and husband Kerrie and Craig.

From the outside, their home is a dead ringer for Julie and Dave Rafters house. They even joke about it. But looks can be deceiving. Kerrie wears the pants in this family and is regularly giving Craig the orders in her kitchen. She’s more Kath Day-Knight than Julie Rafter.

These two set up a 1970s-inspired restaurant, harking back to the year the couple met. It’s daggy aspiring for class.

Seated around the table are their peers: Jake and Elle from Queensland (he is already being portrayed as a bitchy villain), Mick and Matt from Tassie (a likeable father and son), Jessie and Biswa from NSW (opinionated girls who decline many ingredients), Lisa and Stefano from SA (Manu no longer has the only Euro-accent), and Josh and Andi from WA (I’m not sure what qualifies one as a ‘hipster’). You could almost be forgiven for thinking this was The Amazing Race.

Being a Reality show, not a lot goes as planned in the kitchen. How do you misplace your basic ingredients on such an important night?

Pete Evans and Manu Feildel keep their best poker faces when tasting the dishes before invariably coming out with either a “love it” or “hate it” review. Some teams are vocally critical of the food, while the more tactful teams play it safe until they get a sense of the season standard. This show astutely shapes its characters into heroes, villains and the people next door, and it’s surely worked well in the past.

But episode one isn’t the strongest MKR has to offer, either in terms of its drama or cuisine, and I’m not surprised to see much of the Seven marketing highlights Mick and Matt, who host on Tuesday night. There’s a strong bond between the two of them and Mick has a way with his words: “If they don’t like that they can go to buggery,” he says of one of his best dishes.

By night three we are in Western Australia where plenty of drama unfolds for Josh and Andi. Claws are emerging a lot more, which is part of the premise of the show. By Monday we hit Sydney where all the flavours of Indian cuisine burst onto the screen from the outspoken Jessie and Biswa.

I do feel that for most MKR episodes one can probably skip the first 20 minutes. Sure it gives us a backstory on the couples (frankly, the promos have done a lot of that already), but most of it is just a free plug for Coles supermarkets. Tune in from the moment Pete and Manu sit down at the table and you’ll be up to speed in no time.

So if the choice is professionals or amateurs, I’ll take professionals as a main course and occasionally partake of amateur desserts when I can ignore those pangs of guilt.

MKR¬†knows its terrain very well, and manipulates and markets itself to within an inch of its life, but it’s hard not to ignore that these guests are turning it on for the cameras, when they only have limited skills to begin with.

The other show has a bloke dripping in talent and all the humility in the world.

My Kitchen Rules premieres 7:30pm tonight on Seven.

20 Comments »

  1. David Knox February 15, 2013 at 12:46 pm -

    I don’t believe in having more than one review rating out there, but put it this way, things did improve.

  2. steviem February 15, 2013 at 12:12 am -

    ok didnt know it was based after 3 eps. Would it still be same now you have seen 10 plus

  3. Butterfly Carnage February 12, 2013 at 8:07 am -

    MKR is like a good Greek Tragedy. All the emotions, nemesis’ galore, nice people being stabbed in the back (whether their facing the kitchen or not) and then comes the intervention and judgement of the Gods!! By the Oracle of Delphi it’s all there! Aristophanes has got nothing on this! Dinner with a body count or Intergestion with a moral! 5 stars.

  4. David Knox February 10, 2013 at 11:17 pm -

    Sure. But I wrote a review on first 3 eps and I am happy with 3.5 stars for those. I don’t watch a whole series for a first review?

  5. steviem February 10, 2013 at 11:14 pm -

    I normally agree with your reviews but I think MKR so far has been worth more than 3.5 stars…..

  6. The Moops January 31, 2013 at 6:34 pm -

    @observant, I agree. Beckaa from The Shire and Elle from MKR look like they were separated at birth. The facial resemblance between the two is remarkable.

  7. mceyebejo January 30, 2013 at 9:51 pm -

    WTG Tassie, but those two NSW gals gotta go……………….and real soon too, otherwise I won’t be watching much longer.

  8. rach January 29, 2013 at 10:28 am -

    I watch both as we “IQ” both, watched MKR this morning…mmmm…once again cooks selected on their nastiness,personalty etc etc…MC Pro is boring,and the young 19 yr old girl will win it..but we will continue to watch both

  9. markstar January 29, 2013 at 9:33 am -

    My Kitchen Rules format is slow and long winded. I thing its time to go back to the Original My Restaurant Rules, this show was interesting and fun, about how five couples had to open a successful restaurant from scratch to win this Competition. Its time to bring it back.

  10. Andrew January 28, 2013 at 11:06 pm -

    “Being a Reality show, not a lot goes as planned in the kitchen. How do you misplace your basic ingredients on such an important night?” – no doubt a keen producer whisked it away and then conveniently planted it somewhere else so it could be “found” later on :) Mind you, I think I’d seen more convincing play-acting in The Shire.

    Incidentally, for a couple supposedly living in the eastern suburbs why were they driving outbound on the Tullamarine Freeway (past DFO, Bulla Rd, etc.) to get to the Vic Market and then shopping at Coles in Flemington? I can accept that little of these shows represent “reality” but at least make it vaguely believable for people watching. That shopping trip looks like it took a complete orbit of Melbourne.

  11. Kirk January 28, 2013 at 9:55 pm -

    I prefer MKR because I can relate to their contestants rather than the professionals on the latest edition of MC. Plus the team format gives it something extra. I expect MKR to win the ratings battle too.

  12. observant January 28, 2013 at 8:48 pm -

    Have you noticed Elle on MKR is Beckaa from the Shire? A few extra pounds and now a brunette, but no doubt it is her!!!

  13. Bella January 28, 2013 at 6:51 pm -

    I’ll probably watch MKR. I like Masterchef, but I like to watch it on Saturdays on ELEVEN back to back.

  14. markstar January 28, 2013 at 5:42 pm -

    MasterChef: The Professionals, is fast paced and good to watch.

  15. squareyes January 28, 2013 at 3:17 pm -

    @syoung
    Masterchef Professionals badly produced ??

  16. ilovetv January 28, 2013 at 2:33 pm -

    I’m watching MKR. I love the intra team tension and inter team drama.

    The most drama and entertainment on MC is if someone burns something or if something insnt plated up nicely .

  17. Erik1981 January 28, 2013 at 1:10 pm -

    mkr will win the batlle c10 has screw up masterchef Pro, just like masterchef , i’ll be watching mkr for sure this year aswell, will be an interesting season thats for sure.

  18. mason January 28, 2013 at 12:37 pm -

    Thanks for the heads up David, I plan to do exactly as you and watch MCP and then dip into MKR during ads etc.

    I’m really enjoying this incarnation of MC after giving it a miss completely last year after their shocker season the year before.

  19. syoung January 28, 2013 at 11:20 am -

    Masterchef Professional is really a badly produced show, bring me MKR anytime!!!

  20. Darcey09 January 28, 2013 at 9:56 am -

    I don’t watch either, but I expect MKR to win the battle decisively.

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