It’s o-v-a-h for Kermit & Piggy
"We have made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship... we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al."
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Ahead of their return to television -and possibly in one of the year’s better publicity stunts- Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy have called it quits.
Here is the official statement from @RealMissPiggy and myself regarding our relationship: pic.twitter.com/uHCSsokqWR
— Kermit the Frog (@KermitTheFrog) August 4, 2015
Kermit told the Television Critics Association summer press tour “It’s a day-by-day, moment-by-moment process,”
“Piggy and I have gone our separate ways romantically.”
Miss Piggy added, “It’s good publicity. I’m glad we’re broken up. This is going to be great for moi’s stardom. Now everybody’s going to worry about oh, who’s she dating? Who’s she getting caught snogging with?”
“Dating moi is like flying close to the sun. It was inevitable that Kermit would drop down to the ground while I stayed in the heavens.”
Source: TV Line
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6 Responses
Thankyou everyone….ROTFLMBO!
This is devastating! Please tell me it’s all porkies because I can’t imagine what could have spawned this break-up.
Brilliant piece of smart promo. Love it!
I feel as though this is just publicity to help with publicity for the upcoming ABC (US) series, “The Muppets.” I bet they will be back together by the end of the series.
No publicity stunt, I think this is a genuine concious uncoupling.
But think of the secret baby figs. Oh, the animality!