Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM
Sun May 22, 2011
06:00	IT IS WRITTEN				HD	WS	PG	
	Religious programme.
	
06:30	CHARLEY MOON   	1956		Repeat			G	
	Charley Moon 	
	Max Bygraves stars as Charley Moon, a small-time music-hall performer with an eye for the ladies. A string of lucky breaks, and a little bit of ruthlessness on Charley's part, allows him a chance at the Big Time in London.	
	Starring: Max Bygraves, Dennis Price, Florence Desmond, Shirley Eaton, Lou Jacobi	
08:20	REUNION IN FRANCE	1942		Repeat			G	
	Reunion In France 	
	Frenchwoman Michele de la Becque, an opponent of the Nazis in German-occupied Paris, hides a downed American flyer, Pat Talbot, and attempts to get him safely out of the country. 	
	Starring: John Wayne, Joan Crawford, Philip Dorn, Reginald Owen	
10:30	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Yetta's Letters (Part 3) 	
	While still shocked about finding out about Niles and C.C's secret affair, Fran and Maxwell worry about something else. Max's biggest chance to beat Andrew Lloyd Weber at the Tonys is going to be wasted. 	
	Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis	
11:00	AN AMERICAN IN PARIS	1951	Captioned	Repeat		WS	G	
	An American In Paris 	
	Gene Kelly and Leslie Caron star in this classic musical romance, the winner of 6 Academy Awards. Jerry Mulligan, a struggling American painter in Paris, is "discovered" by an influential heiress with an interest in more than Jerry's art. 	
	Starring: Gene Kelly, Leslie Caron	
13:30	ENSIGN PULVER	1964		Repeat		WS	PG	
	Ensign Pulver 	
	1945, on an old cargo ship somewhere deep in the Pacific ocean: Captain Morton strives to become commander, so he demands the maximum quality of work from his crew, without granting them any freedom or favours - ignoring that they're thousand of miles away from the front.	
	Starring: Burl Ives, Walter Matthau, Tommy Sands, Robert Walker, Kay Medford	
	Cons.Advice: Mild Violence	
15:40	COME FLY WITH ME	1963				WS	G	
	Come Fly with Me 	
	Three air-hostesses combine their work crossing the Atlantic with searching for a rich handsome man to marry.
	
	Starring: Dolores Hart, Karl Malden, Pamela Tiffin, Lois Nettleton	
18:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Maggie's Wedding 	
	Michael got a modelling job in Japan, so he proposes to Maggie so they don't have to be apart. Maxwell has a hard time accepting the fact that his little daughter has grown up.	
	Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis	
18:30	ANTIQUES ROADSHOW		Captioned			WS	G	
	Abbostsford 	
	Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?	
19:30	AS TIME GOES BY					WS	G	
	For the first time in ages, Jean and Lionel have the house to themselves following Judith’s wedding and Sandy’s departure with Harry to Canada. Meanwhile, Jean is trying to persuade Lionel to write ‘part two' of his autobiography.	
20:00	AS TIME GOES BY					WS	G	
	Jean and Lionel reminisce about their time together, touching upon Jean's piques of jealousy regarding younger women; Judith's and Sandy's relationships; and Lionel's health.	
20:30	FRACTURE	2007	Captioned		HD	WS	M	
	Fracture 	
	Academy Award winner Anthony Hopkins stars as Ted Crawford who brutally shoots his wife and calmly waits for the police to arrest him. With the weapon and a signed confession in hand, the Deputy D.A. believes a conviction is a slam dunk - that is, until the case completely unravels.	
	Starring: Anthony Hopkins, Ryan Gosling, David Strathairn, Rosamund Pike	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language	
22:50	BIOGRAPHY - SERIAL KILLERS - CHARLES MANSON						M	
	Biography - Serial Killers - Charles Manson 	
	Although Charles Manson is notoriously connected to the brutal slayings of actress Sharon Tate and other Hollywood residents, he was never actually found guilty of committing the murders himself.
	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence	
23:50	COME FLY WITH ME	1963		Repeat		WS	G	
	Come Fly with Me 	
	Three air-hostesses combine their work crossing the Atlantic with searching for a rich handsome man to marry.
	
	Starring: Dolores Hart, Karl Malden, Pamela Tiffin, Lois Nettleton	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Eye Of The Needle 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Mon May 23, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Ross Thing 	
	Pheobe can't choose between two guys - a burly fireman and a sensitive teacher; the gang sneaks a visit to Pete's place to see how a millionaire lives. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion 	
	Chandler's boss is overly friendly; Phoebe sets Ross up with Bonnie - the girl who shaves her head. Guest stars Billy Chrystal and Robin Williams.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Death Takes A Dive 	
	Jessica enters the world of boxing in order to help her friend Harry, who is arrested for the murder of a devious boxing manager.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	A FINE MADNESS	1966	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	A Fine Madness 	
	Based on the novel by Elliot Baker. A poet's struggle between artistic temperament and the demands of domestic life results in a creative bloc.	
	Starring: Sean Connery, Joanne Woodward, Jean Seberg, Patrick O'Neal, Colleen Dewhurst	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References	
14:00	HOLIDAY SHOWDOWN			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Algarve and Battlefields  	
	Holiday Showdown matches up two very different families with completely opposing ideas of what makes a good holiday and sends them away together for two weeks. The rules are non-negotiable, for each week of the holiday one of the families is in charge in their ideal holiday location. Both families have a challenge - to convince the other of the wonders of their holiday. 	
	Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Close Enough To Touch 	
	Alex finally returns from Argentina, in time for the birth of his baby with Stevie. But tragedy looms who will survive a freak accident.	
	Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes	
16:00	ANTIQUES ROADSHOW		Captioned	Repeat		WS	G	
	Abbostsford 	
	Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One At The Beach 	
	There are surprises in store when the gang spends a weekend at the beach; Chandler offers to be Monica's boyfriend 'if worse comes to worst'; Phoebe goes in search of a woman who knew her parents; and Ross must make a decision about his relationships. Guest stars Teri Garr. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Jellyfish 	
	Ross considers dating Rachel again. Phoebe gets to know her mother.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S MADAGASCAR		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Island of Marvels 	
	David Attenborough tells the story of one of the most intriguing wild places on earth: Madagascar, a huge island of dramatic landscapes where the wildlife is strange and unique; some of it filmed for the very first time.	
20:30	MARY QUEEN OF SHOPS					WS	PG	
	Revisit 	
	Sassy, straight-talking, retail guru Mary Portas helps small independent shop owners struggling in today’s market of corporate giants reconnect with the vision and drive that got them into the fashion business.
	
	Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language	
21:30	KITCHEN NIGHTMARES U.S.A.		Captioned	Repeat		WS	MA	
	Jacks  	
	Chef Ramsay visits Jack's Waterfront, a seafood restaurant which is run by three local body builders. Due to the use of imitation seafood and poor management, a once popular spot for boaters has now become a slowly sinking business.	
	Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language	
22:30	WIFE SWAP USA			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Hamilton/Love 	
	A primped-and-proper mother who runs a high-end salon for little girls swaps families with a hardworking mother who bottles and sells deer urine with her husband. 	
23:30	THE BIG C			Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Summertime 	
	Cathy's husband Paul asks her to see a couple's therapist. Meanwhile, their son Adam attempts to escape to his soccer camp despite the fact that Cathy wants to spend more time with her son with the time she is allowed. 
	
	Starring: Laura Linney, Oliver Platt	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Nudity, Sexual References	
00:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Death Takes A Dive 	
	Jessica enters the world of boxing in order to help her friend Harry, who is arrested for the murder of a devious boxing manager.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
01:00	MARY QUEEN OF SHOPS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Revisit 	
	Sassy, straight-talking, retail guru Mary Portas helps small independent shop owners struggling in today’s market of corporate giants reconnect with the vision and drive that got them into the fashion business.
	
	Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Girl On A Tightrope 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Tue May 24, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One At The Beach 	
	There are surprises in store when the gang spends a weekend at the beach; Chandler offers to be Monica's boyfriend 'if worse comes to worst'; Phoebe goes in search of a woman who knew her parents; and Ross must make a decision about his relationships. Guest stars Teri Garr. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Jellyfish 	
	Ross considers dating Rachel again. Phoebe gets to know her mother.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Simon Says, Colour Me Dead 	
	An artist is murdered and his prized painting is missing.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE: THE JOAN BROCK STORY	2003	Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	More Than Meets The Eye: The Joan Brock Story 	
	Based on a true story, Joan Brock teaches at a school for the blind when she is suddenly struck with macula-degeneration which is mysteriously accelerated and causes her to become blind within days.	
	Starring: Carey Lowell, Dylan Walsh	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes	
14:00	HOLIDAY SHOWDOWN					WS	M	
	Tenerife and Lake District 	
	Holiday Showdown matches up two very different families with completely opposing ideas of what makes a good holiday and sends them away together for two weeks.  The rules are non-negotiable, for each week of the holiday one of the families is in charge in their ideal holiday location. Both families have a challenge - to convince the other of the wonders of their holiday. 	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Bringing Up Wombat 	
	Stevie struggles to adapt to life as a widow and single parent, meanwhile Grace pretends to be Marcus's wife, in order to buy back his endurance horse and Moira faces the ultimate betrayal.	
	Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas	
16:00	MARY QUEEN OF SHOPS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Revisit 	
	Sassy, straight-talking, retail guru Mary Portas helps small independent shop owners struggling in today’s market of corporate giants reconnect with the vision and drive that got them into the fashion business.
	
	Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Cat 	
	Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment centre proves hazardous. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Cuffs 	
	Monica tries to prove her mother wrong; and, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S LEOPARD - AGENT OF DARKNESS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	David Attenborough's Leopard - Agent Of Darkness 	
	David Attenborough presents unprecedented access to the nocturnal world of leopards, creatures that rely on their sharp senses of smell and hearing to capture prey. State of the art technology provides us with rare glimpses of the leopards domestic life.	
20:30	SECRET DEALERS					WS	PG	
	Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them.	
21:30	THE CLOSER				HD	WS	M	
	Off the Hook 	
	A Parole Board Member Is Murdered During A Phone Call With Sgt. Gabriel. Pope Announces A Plan To Boost The Police Department's Image. First, Brenda Must Solve The Crime.	
	Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney	
22:30	HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE					WS	PG	
	Dick Blackburn 	
	Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that haven’t been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.	
23:00	HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE					WS	PG	
	Valerie Riley 	
	Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that haven’t been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.	
23:30	WITHOUT A TRACE		Captioned		HD	WS	M	
	Heartbeats 	
	As the team searches for a missing high-end Russian matchmaker, the agents find they have no shortage of suspects.	
	Starring: Anthony LaPaglia, Eric Close, Poppy Montgomery	
00:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Cat 	
	Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment centre proves hazardous. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
01:00	THE CLOSER			Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Off the Hook 	
	A Parole Board Member Is Murdered During A Phone Call With Sgt. Gabriel. Pope Announces A Plan To Boost The Police Department's Image. First, Brenda Must Solve The Crime.	
	Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	The Return Of Eli Rocque 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Wed May 25, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Cat 	
	Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment centre proves hazardous. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Cuffs 	
	Monica tries to prove her mother wrong; and, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	No Laughing Murder 	
	Jessica tries to resolve a feud between two famous stand-up comedians, but murder takes centre stage.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	CAROLINA	2003		Repeat		WS	M	
	Carolina 	
	Southern girl Carolina envisions an entirely different existence for herself, far from the maddening mix that is her family. So, she leaves home for California, where she hopes she'll find some tranquillity. But her efforts are soon wasted when she finds herself torn between two men. Who will win her heart?
	
	Starring: Julia Stiles, Shirley Maclaine, Randy Quaid, Jennifer Coolidge	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
14:00	HOLIDAY SHOWDOWN					WS	PG	
	Gran Caneria Fishing 	
	Holiday Showdown matches up two very different families with completely opposing ideas of what makes a good holiday and sends them away together for two weeks.  The rules are non-negotiable, for each week of the holiday one of the families is in charge in their ideal holiday location. Both families have a challenge - to convince the other of the wonders of their holiday. 	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Three Sisters 	
	Grace's world is rocked when her sister Jaz makes a surprise return to Drovers Run while Stevie's sexy cousin Ben sets hearts racing when he visits town. Moira tries to sabotage Phil's relationship with his new "lady friend".	
	Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas	
16:00	SECRET DEALERS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Ballroom Dancing 	
	Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica.  Pheobe wants to date her sexy massage client.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Joey's New Girlfriend 	
	Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend - but the truth could be even more upsetting.  Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	JO FROST:  EXTREME PARENTAL GUIDANCE					WS	PG	
	Taking her lead from the headlines, Jo wants to know who is really to blame for increasing childhood obesity. In a simple but revealing trial, she investigates who should be in charge of your child’s portion sizes.	
20:30	THE WORLD'S SMALLEST MAN AND ME					WS	PG	
	The World's Smallest Man And Me 	
	Following the death of 71cm Nelson de la Rosa in 2006, a number of possible contenders for the title of world's smallest man emerged. Mark sets off to meet them all, and to find out what this title would mean to them and their families.	
21:30	JAILHOUSE GIRLS					WS	M	
	Three part series that follows the lives of not only the prisoners, but officers and medical staff giving an insight into the day to day goings on inside Holloway Prison, the largest women's prison in Europe.	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
22:30	LAW & ORDER				HD	WS	M	
	Double Blind 	
	The shooting death of a likable janitor leaves no visible evidence and no motive.	
23:30	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Ballroom Dancing 	
	Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica.  Pheobe wants to date her sexy massage client.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
01:00	JAILHOUSE GIRLS			Repeat		WS	M	
	Three part series that follows the lives of not only the prisoners, but officers and medical staff giving an insight into the day to day goings on inside Holloway Prison, the largest women's prison in Europe.	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Roar Of The Hornet 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Thu May 26, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Ballroom Dancing 	
	Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica.  Pheobe wants to date her sexy massage client.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Joey's New Girlfriend 	
	Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend - but the truth could be even more upsetting.  Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	No Accounting For Murder 	
	Grady Fletcher is in big trouble when his boss, a specialist in tax shelters, is found dead and he is the main suspect.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	JACK	2003		Repeat		WS	M	
	Jack 	
	Jack is already struggling with adolescence, when he realises his parents are getting a divorce and even worse, his dad is gay! After some bittersweet experiences, Jack learns there is no such thing as a perfect family.	
	Starring: Stockard Channing, Ron Silver, Brent Spiner, Anton Yelchin	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes	
14:00	HOLIDAY SHOWDOWN					WS	M	
	Haven Ghost Hunting 	
	Holiday Showdown matches up two very different families with completely opposing ideas of what makes a good holiday and sends them away together for two weeks.  The rules are non-negotiable, for each week of the holiday one of the families is in charge in their ideal holiday location. Both families have a challenge - to convince the other of the wonders of their holiday. 	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Dammed 	
	The girls mobilise the local community to prevent a massive dam being build upstream while Jaz is blackmailed by a pro-dam farmer who threatens to reveal an explosive secret. Meanwhile, passions and rivalries erupt on the soccer field during a fund-raising sports day.	
	Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas	
16:00	JO FROST:  EXTREME PARENTAL GUIDANCE			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Taking her lead from the headlines, Jo wants to know who is really to blame for increasing childhood obesity. In a simple but revealing trial, she investigates who should be in charge of your child’s portion sizes.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Dirty Girl 	
	Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret.  Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One Where Chandler Crossed The Line 	
	Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend.  Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe thinks.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat			PG	
	Comedy series about former lovers reunited after a 38-year separation.	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton	
20:00	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat			PG	
	Although 38 years ago Lionel and Jean were young and in love, any thoughts of rekindling the romance seem absurd. They have made vague promises to keep in touch, but there is some doubt as to whether they really will.	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton	
20:30	RELOCATION, RELOCATION					WS	PG	
	Wiltshire and London 	
	Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help a couple find the ideal life balance, with a larger property in Wiltshire and a pied-a-terre in London.	
21:30	EMBARRASSING TEENAGE BODIES					WS	M	
	Boys, Boys, Boys 	
	Embarrassing Teenage Bodies helps answer the common questions and health concerns of teenagers. Tonight, the team takes a closer look at binge drinking, diabetes and chronic acne.	
	Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity, Sexual References	
22:30	HOW TO HAVE SEX AFTER MARRIAGE		Captioned	Repeat		WS	MA	
	Jame & Naomi Cornford 	
	Each week a relationship psychotherapist Anjula Mutuna and her team of dating experts, Sam Ban Rood and sex writer Catherine Townsend take a couple with a non-existent sex life and try to put some passion back into their relationship!	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References, Nudity	
23:30	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Dirty Girl 	
	Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret.  Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
01:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	No Accounting For Murder 	
	Grady Fletcher is in big trouble when his boss, a specialist in tax shelters, is found dead and he is the main suspect.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Lac Du Diable 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Fri May 27, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Dirty Girl 	
	Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret.  Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One Where Chandler Crossed The Line 	
	Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend.  Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe thinks.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Cemetery Vote 	
	First, the reform mayor dies in an "accident" and then the mayor's father is murdered after he demands an investigation of the "accident".	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	DUEL IN THE JUNGLE	1954		Repeat			PG	
	Duel In The Jungle 	
	An insurance man follows the girlfriend of a man believed to be dead, to Africa and discovers him alive and ready to kill anyone who gets in his way. 	
	Starring: Dana Andrews, David Farrar, Jeanne Crain, Patrick Barr	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
14:00	THE WORLD'S SMALLEST MAN AND ME			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The World's Smallest Man And Me 	
	Following the death of 71cm Nelson de la Rosa in 2006, a number of possible contenders for the title of world's smallest man emerged. Mark sets off to meet them all, and to find out what this title would mean to them and their families.	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Mother Love 	
	Tayler discovers the painful reason why her mother abandoned her as a child. Ben is jealous of Frank's growing relationship with Jaz, and suspicious of Frank's real reasons for remaining in the district.	
	Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas	
16:00	RELOCATION, RELOCATION			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Wiltshire and London 	
	Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help a couple find the ideal life balance, with a larger property in Wiltshire and a pied-a-terre in London.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Chandler In A Box 	
	On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits and eye doctor.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One Where They Are Going To Party! 	
	The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity.  Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	ANTIQUES ROADSHOW		Captioned	Repeat		WS	G	
	Highclere Compilation 	
	Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they leave disappointed?	
20:30	MILLION DOLLAR BABY	2004	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Million Dollar Baby 	
	In the wake of a painful estrangement from his daughter, boxing trainer Frankie Dunn has been unwilling to let himself get close to anyone for a very long time - then Maggie Fitzgerald walks into the gym. In a life of constant struggle, Maggie's gotten herself this far on raw talent, unshakable focus and a tremendous force of will. But more than anything, she wants someone to believe in her.	
	Starring: Clint Eastwood, Hilary Swank, Morgan Freeman	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language	
23:15	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Chandler In A Box 	
	On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits and eye doctor.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
23:45	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:40	PSYCHIC TV			Live		WS	PG	
	(*Series Premiere*) 	
	Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!	
01:40	CAROLINA	2003		Repeat		WS	M	
	Carolina 	
	Southern girl Carolina envisions an entirely different existence for herself, far from the maddening mix that is her family. So, she leaves home for California, where she hopes she'll find some tranquillity. But her efforts are soon wasted when she finds herself torn between two men. Who will win her heart?
	
	Starring: Julia Stiles, Shirley Maclaine, Randy Quaid, Jennifer Coolidge	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
03:35	MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE: THE JOAN BROCK STORY	2003	Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	More Than Meets The Eye: The Joan Brock Story 	
	Based on a true story, Joan Brock teaches at a school for the blind when she is suddenly struck with macula-degeneration which is mysteriously accelerated and causes her to become blind within days.	
	Starring: Carey Lowell, Dylan Walsh	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes	
05:30	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	The Muskies Are Losing Their Teeth 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
Sat May 28, 2011
06:00	DUEL IN THE JUNGLE	1954		Repeat			PG	
	Duel In The Jungle 	
	An insurance man follows the girlfriend of a man believed to be dead, to Africa and discovers him alive and ready to kill anyone who gets in his way. 	
	Starring: Dana Andrews, David Farrar, Jeanne Crain, Patrick Barr	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
08:00	THE TRUTH ABOUT WOMEN	1958		Repeat			PG	
	The Truth About Women 	
	An old rou'e recounts to his son-in-law his early amorous adventures.
	
	Starring: Laurence Harvey, Diane Cilento, Eva Gabor, Mai Zetterling, Julie Harris, Wilfred Hyde White	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
10:10	ROBERTA	1935			HD	WS	G	
	Roberta 	
	Parisian couturier and deposed Russian Princess, Stephanie has her hands full when half her business is bequeathed to American footballer, John Kent. Kent knows nothing about fashion, but sparks fly as the two try to learn to run a company together.	
	Starring: Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers, Irene Dunne, Randolph Scott	
12:25	THE STORY OF GILBERT AND SULLIVAN 	1953					G	
	The Story Of Gilbert And Sullivan 	
	In 1875 a young composer named Arthur Sullivan and a librettist named  William Gilbert come together under the auspices of Rupert D'Oyly Carte and write the Savoy Operas.
	
	Starring: Maurice Evans, Peter Finch	
14:45	NONE BUT THE BRAVE	1965		Repeat		WS	PG	
	None But The Brave 	
	On a South Pacific Island, a Japanese army platoon and the crew of a cracked up plane, both without communication, arrange a temporary truce.	
	Starring: Frank Sinatra, Clint Walker, Tommy Sands, Brad Dexter, Tony Bill	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
17:00	GETAWAY		Captioned			WS	PG	
	Getaway's Big Adventure 	
	A special episode showcasing some of the world's great adventures. Dermott boards an ice-breaker in Scandanavia and floats among the icebergs; Jules joins a 10 helicopter safari off Perth to the remote and little known Abroholos Islands; Ben takes a sailing journey into the wilds of West Papua and Kelly is in the tiny island nation of Palau on a Survivor-style adventure.	
18:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Baby Shower 	
	When Libby, the Chatterbox hairdresser/ fortune teller, predicts Val will hook up with Fred the pharmacist and it happens, Fran worries that her prediction might come true too.	
	Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis	
18:30	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat			PG	
	Comedy series about former lovers reunited after a 38-year separation.	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton	
19:00	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat			PG	
	Although 38 years ago Lionel and Jean were young and in love, any thoughts of rekindling the romance seem absurd. They have made vague promises to keep in touch, but there is some doubt as to whether they really will.	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton	
19:35	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	For the first time in ages, Jean and Lionel have the house to themselves following Judith’s wedding and Sandy’s departure with Harry to Canada. Meanwhile, Jean is trying to persuade Lionel to write ‘part two' of his autobiography.	
20:10	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	Jean and Lionel reminisce about their time together, touching upon Jean's piques of jealousy regarding younger women; Judith's and Sandy's relationships; and Lionel's health.	
20:45	CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Leaving Las Vegas 	
	Catherine testifies in a murder trial in which a man is accused of murdering his own mother three years ago. Catherine believes he is guilty and may have killed two other people, so she sets out to find the other victims. Grissom prepares to leave on his sabbatical.	
	Starring: Marg Helgenberger, Laurence Fishburne, George Eads	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
21:45	CSI: MIAMI		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Broken Home 	
	The CSIs investigate when the parents of a baby sitter in an upscale neighbourhood are murdered. As the team sorts through the neighbours' secrets and lies, they find an unexpected love triangle as a motive for murder.	
	Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Khandi Alexander	
22:40	CSI: NY		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Heart Of Glass 	
	Mac may have a difficult time solving the murder of a music mogul which a sister cleverly uses a lie detector test to cover up the crim Stella wonders if she has HIV due to an accident. 	
	Starring: Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Hill Harper, Carmine Giovinazzo	
23:35	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:30	PSYCHIC TV			Live		WS	PG	
	Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!	
01:30	NONE BUT THE BRAVE	1965		Repeat		WS	PG	
	None But The Brave 	
	On a South Pacific Island, a Japanese army platoon and the crew of a cracked up plane, both without communication, arrange a temporary truce.	
	Starring: Frank Sinatra, Clint Walker, Tommy Sands, Brad Dexter, Tony Bill	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
03:30	ROBERTA	1935		Repeat	HD	WS	G	
	Roberta 	
	Parisian couturier and deposed Russian Princess, Stephanie has her hands full when half her business is bequeathed to American footballer, John Kent. Kent knows nothing about fashion, but sparks fly as the two try to learn to run a company together.	
	Starring: Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers, Irene Dunne, Randolph Scott	
05:35	DISCOVER DOWNUNDER			Repeat		WS	G	
	Port Fairy and Portland VIC  	
	Victoria’s west Coast is well known for its natural beauty - it’s the home of the twelve apostles! But Brooke Hanson and Tim Smith have discovered a caravan load of fun – from bush tucker to confectionery, and kites to wind farms…you’ll be blown away.