Schedule Program Guide For GTV/SD
Sun May 8, 2011
06:00	GO, DIEGO, GO			Repeat			G	
	Rainforest Rhapsody 	
	Diego and a pair of singing red-eyed tree frogs are practicing for the Rainforest Recital when Alicia calls from a natural amphitheater.	
06:30	DORA THE EXPLORER			Repeat			G	
	Star Mountain 	
	Swiper swipes Dora's favourite necklace and flings it all the way to the top of Star Mountain!	
07:00	WEEKEND TODAY		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join Cameron Williams and Leila McKinnon as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sports, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
10:00	WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS		Captioned	Live		WS	G	
	Join Ken Sutcliffe and guest hosts Grant Hackett, Giaan Rooney and Michael Slater for all the overnight news and scores, sports features, special guests and light-hearted sporting moments.	
11:00	THE SUNDAY FOOTY SHOW			Live		WS	G	
	Hosted by James Brayshaw, The Sunday Footy Show reviews all the AFL action and big stories with regular panellists Billy Brownless, Shane Crawford, Nathan Thompson and Brian Taylor.	
13:00	CYBERSHACK					WS	PG	
	The Cybershack crew showcases all the latest gadgets and gaming technology coming out in 2011. Join new host Ashley Cheadle and Charlie Brown as Australia's longest running technology show brings you the latest technology, special guests, competitions and more.	
13:30	GILLIGAN'S ISLAND			Repeat			G	
	Don't Bug the Mosquitoes 	
	The island has been invaded by Mosquitoes, a mop-topped rock band who are there to record their music in peace and tranquillity. But the castaways want the boys to get them back to civilization.	
14:00	WILDFIRE					WS	PG	
	Taking Off 	
	Kris learns a lesson in the jockey life as she works under a renowned but demanding trainer.	
15:00	WILDFIRE					WS	PG	
	Fear 	
	Dani woos Kris to be her stable’s Jockey after Matt suggests her as the best person for the job.	
16:00	BIG -  Extreme Makeover		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	(*Series Premiere*) 	
	BIG gives six morbidly obese people a second chance at life. For 10 months, weight-loss expert and trainer, Lee Campbell will be there 24/7, giving them no escape and no option to back out. This epic transformation will not only totally reshape the physical appearance of the person but will also completely alter their inner perceptions, their relationships and most importantly, their entire outlook on life. This is a ‘real world’ situation, no contests, no prize money and no hiding away from the temptations of every day life.	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
17:00	NINE NEWS: FIRST AT FIVE		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	See it first with Nine News, now first at five. 	
17:30	POSTCARDS					WS	G	
	Italian Show 	
	Rebecca meets Guy Grossi at his new restaurant Merchant, Giaan goes to a cooking school in the Yarra Valley, Glen takes us to two Italian Trattorias and Pia visits Apertivo in Kyneton.
	
18:00	NINE NEWS SUNDAY		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Jo Hall presents Melbourne's most comprehensive weekend news service with detailed sports and weather reports.	
18:30	IN THEIR FOOTSTEPS		Captioned			WS	PG	
	(*Series Premiere*)(*All New*) 	
	In each episode an everyday Australian will embark on a powerful personal journey retracing a close ancestor's intense wartime experience. Tommy Johnson was an ordinary man who had an extraordinary war. For nearly 70 years, his family never really knew what happened to Tommy - a remarkable story of endurance and mateship, of courage and cruelty. Now, his great niece, Julie Bryce, will discover the truth. 	
19:30	60 MINUTES		Captioned			WS	NA	
	60 Minutes is Australia's leading current affairs programme, with a proven record of excellence over three decades. Television's top reporters - Liz Hayes, Liam Bartlett, Michael Usher, Allison Langdon and Charles Wooley - investigate, analyse and uncover the issues affecting all Australians.	
20:30	BLOOD BROTHERS	2011	Captioned			WS	M	
	Blood Brothers 	
	The gripping story of the Gilham family murders, one of Australia’s most sensational crimes, and the fourteen year battle by relatives and prosecutors to bring their killer to justice.	
	Starring: Lisa Mccune, Tony Martin, Michael Dorman, Jodi Gordon, Frankie J Holden, Sarah Snook, Jonny Pasvolsky	
	Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language, A Sex Scene	
22:30	CSI: MIAMI		Captioned	Repeat		WS	M	
	Raising Cane 	
	While investigating the murder of Bill Winston, Horatio discovers that Bill was recently married to Julia, the missing mother of Kyle, Horatio's son. Julia now becomes a suspect, while Kyle faces a long prison sentence.	
23:25	THE GUARDIAN					WS	M	
	Loyalties 	
	Nick defends an Arab American man who appears to be the victim of a hate crime.	
	Starring: Simon Baker, Rosenberg. Alan, Dabney Coleman, Wendy Moniz	
00:20	NINE'S SUNDAY FOOTBALL LATE					WS	NA	
	St George Illawarra Dragons v North Queensland Cowboys 	
	Wide World Of Sports presents St George Illawarra Dragons v North Queensland Cowboys from WIN Jubilee Oval, Kogarah. Join your expert commentary team for all the action, post match interviews and analysis.	
02:20	NINE PRESENTS			Repeat		WS	G	
	Albert Hammond "Legend" 	
	Music special.	
02:30	GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA					WS	G	
	Home Shopping. 	
03:00	BRAND DEVELOPERS						NA	
	Aah Bra (9) 	
	Home shopping programme. 	
03:30	DANOZ						G	
	Tobi Steam Wand 	
	Home shopping program.	
04:00	GOOD MORNING AMERICA - SUNDAY		Captioned			WS	NA	
	Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts Bill Weir and Kate Snow from Time Square, New York.	
05:00	NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Mon May 9, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	KERRI-ANNE		Captioned	Live		WS	PG	
	Join Kerri-Anne for your daily fix of news, lifestyle, fun and entertainment. From celebrities to cooking and everything in between, Kerri-Anne will help get your day off to a great start.	
11:00	NINE MORNING NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.	
12:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned			WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
13:00	THE VIEW		Captioned			WS	PG	
	The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.	
14:00	DAYS OF OUR LIVES		Captioned				PG	
	Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.	
15:00	ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT		Captioned			WS	NA	
	Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.	
15:30	MAGICAL TALES		Captioned			WS	P	
	Turbo Bears Picnic 	
	The Magical-Message-in-a-Bottle-Bottle delivers a message to the Star House. This time, instead of being for Sparkles or William, it’s a message for Turbo Bear inviting him to attend the day’s Teddy Bear’s Picnic.	
16:00	KITCHEN WHIZ		Captioned			WS	C	
	Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.  

16:30	NINE AFTERNOON NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.	
17:30	HOT SEAT		Captioned			WS	G	
	Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.	
18:00	NINE NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.	
18:30	A CURRENT AFFAIR		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.	
19:00	THE BIG BANG THEORY		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis 	
	Sheldon annoys the gang with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his. 	
	Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
19:30	THE BIG BANG THEORY		Captioned			WS	PG	
	The Prestidigitation Approximation (*All New*) 	
	Leonard must choose between new girlfriend Priya and his friendship with Penny. Meanwhile, Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick.	
	Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
20:00	MIKE & MOLLY		Captioned			WS	PG	
	Mike Goes to the Opera 	
	Mike becomes ill, and Molly and her mum argue about who's better at nursing him back to health.	
	Starring: Billy Gardell, Melissa McCarthy, Reno Wilson, Katy Mixon	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
20:25	CRIME STOPPERS		Captioned			WS	NA	
	Every week Crime Stoppers asks you to identify an offender - real crime, real offenders.	
20:30	CSI:  CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION		Captioned			WS	M	
	Father Of The Bride (*All New*) 	
	Escaped serial killer Nate Haskell threatens to kill one of his female followers, via a disturbing video he sends to the woman's father.	
	Starring: Laurence Fishburne, Marg Helgenberger, George Eads, Jorja Fox, Eric Szmanda, Paul Guilfoyle	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
21:30	CSI: MIAMI		Captioned			WS	M	
	About Face (*All New*) 	
	Natalia is taken hostage by a convicted murderer who escaped from prison just as another victim he is suspected of killing is discovered. But the man tells Natalia that he is innocent of both crimes and wants her to help him prove it.	
	Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Eva La Rue	
	Cons.Advice: Strong Violence	
22:30	FOOTY CLASSIFIED		Captioned	Live		WS	M	
	Football is set for a shake-up when the games biggest names and agenda-setters lock horns on Footy Classified for a provocative look at the AFL.	
23:30	THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE					WS	PG	
	Bahamian Rhapsody 	
	Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to help get Barb an illegal visa, after she was thrown in jail by immigration during Richard and New Christine's disastrous wedding.	
	Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
00:00	SUPER RUGBY EXTRA TIME					WS	NA	
	Highlights from the weekends Super 15 Rugby. 	
01:00	SPYFORCE			Repeat			PG	
	Decoy 	
	Spyforce operative Erskine is sent to destroy Japanese fuel dumps on an island in the Pacific, as a cover for an allied attack on a nearby island. Stars Jack Thompson, Peter Sumner and Redmond Phillips.	
02:00	GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA			Repeat		WS	G	
	Home Shopping. 	
02:30	GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA			Repeat		WS	G	
	Home Shopping. 	
03:00	DANOZ						G	
	H20 Mop x 5 	
	Home shopping program.	
03:30	GOOD MORNING AMERICA		Captioned			WS	NA	
	Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Juju Chang and Sam Champion.	
05:00	NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Tue May 10, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	KERRI-ANNE		Captioned	Live		WS	PG	
	Join Kerri-Anne for your daily fix of news, lifestyle, fun and entertainment. From celebrities to cooking and everything in between, Kerri-Anne will help get your day off to a great start.	
11:00	NINE MORNING NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.	
12:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned			WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
13:00	THE VIEW		Captioned			WS	PG	
	The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.	
14:00	DAYS OF OUR LIVES		Captioned				PG	
	Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.	
15:00	ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT		Captioned			WS	NA	
	Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.	
15:30	MAGICAL TALES		Captioned			WS	P	
	Rhyme Time 	
	It’s “Find Somewhere in the Enchanted Forest We’ve Never Been to Before and Have a Picnic in It” day for William and Sparkles.	
16:00	KITCHEN WHIZ		Captioned			WS	C	
	Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.  

16:30	NINE AFTERNOON NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.	
17:30	HOT SEAT		Captioned			WS	G	
	Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.	
18:00	NINE NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.	
18:30	A CURRENT AFFAIR		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.	
19:00	THE BIG BANG THEORY		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Killer Robot Instability 	
	When Penny's comment about Wolowitz's love life sends him into a depressed stupor, his friends lose their most important teammate in an upcoming fighting robot competition. 	
	Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
19:30	CUSTOMS		Captioned			WS	PG	
20:00	AFP - AUSTRALIAN FEDERAL POLICE		Captioned			WS	PG	
	International Deployment Group 	
	For the first time ever, the Australian public is given exclusive behind the scenes access with the men and women of Australia’s national and international policing agency, the Australian Federal Police. Produced over two years and filmed in more than eight countries, find out how the AFP protect us and see the challenges they face in keeping Australia safe.	
	Cons.Advice: Realistic Violence	
20:30	SEA PATROL: DAMAGE CONTROL		Captioned			WS	M	
	Crimes of Passion 	
	Dutchy finds himself the prime suspect in a cold-blooded murder after he rescues a beautiful young woman. The Hammersley rushes to save a professional diver trapped in a shark cage; Mike puts his navy career on the line to help Kate get her promotion. And after falling foul of Maxine, Kate makes the most difficult decision of her life.	
	Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Conrad Coleby, Ditch Davey, Tammy McIntosh, John Batchelor	
21:30	TOP GEAR		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond settle the thorny issue of which company has, above all others, made the greatest number of truly brilliant cars. They drive various models of Lancia cars through the British countryside and have a night race against a Morris Marina.	
	Starring: Chris Evans	
22:50	NINE NEWS SPECIAL		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Federal Budget 2011 	
	Join Peter Overton and Laurie Oakes live from Canberra as they dissect the budget and what it means for you and your family as well as interviews from all sides of politics. 	
23:30	THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE					WS	PG	
	Burning Love 	
	Christine and Richard meet up with some old college buddies and are shocked to see how much their friends have aged.	
	Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
00:00	20/20		Captioned			WS	NA	
	(Fri-29-Apr-11) 	
	“20/20” is anchored by Elizabeth Vargas and Chris Cuomo. David Sloan is executive producer. 	
01:00	ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT		Captioned	Repeat		WS	NA	
	Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.	
01:30	DANOZ						G	
	TOTAL FLEX 	
	Home shopping program.	
02:00	GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA			Repeat		WS	G	
	Home Shopping. 	
02:30	BRAND DEVELOPERS						NA	
	Aah Bra (9) 	
	Home shopping programme. 	
03:00	DANOZ						G	
	FLAVORWAVE EXPRESS 	
	Home shopping program.	
03:30	GOOD MORNING AMERICA		Captioned			WS	NA	
	Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Juju Chang and Sam Champion.	
05:00	NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Wed May 11, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	KERRI-ANNE		Captioned	Live		WS	PG	
	Join Kerri-Anne for your daily fix of news, lifestyle, fun and entertainment. From celebrities to cooking and everything in between, Kerri-Anne will help get your day off to a great start.	
11:00	NINE MORNING NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.	
12:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned			WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
13:00	THE VIEW		Captioned			WS	PG	
	The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.	
14:00	DAYS OF OUR LIVES		Captioned				PG	
	Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.	
15:00	ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT		Captioned			WS	NA	
	Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.	
15:30	MAGICAL TALES		Captioned			WS	P	
	Stuck Together 	
	William and Sparkles are Bird-watching in the Enchanted Forest. They pursue a rare bird into a mysterious part of the forest and a sticky vine winds around their ankles, tying them together.	
16:00	KITCHEN WHIZ		Captioned			WS	C	
	Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.  

16:30	NINE AFTERNOON NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.	
17:30	HOT SEAT		Captioned			WS	G	
	Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.	
18:00	NINE NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.	
18:30	A CURRENT AFFAIR		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.	
19:00	THE BIG BANG THEORY		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Friendship Algorithm 	
	Socially awkward Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends. 	
	Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
19:30	DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S MADAGASCAR		Captioned			WS	PG	
	Lost Worlds 	
	Travel deep into Madagascar's most luxuriant landscape; the rainforests that cloak the island's eastern mountains. Remote and mysterious, this little-known region of towering peaks and precipitous escarpments is home to over half of all Madagascar's unique species.	
20:25	CRIME STOPPERS		Captioned	Repeat		WS	NA	
	Every week Crime Stoppers asks you to identify an offender - real crime, real offenders.	
20:30	RPA		Captioned			WS	PG	
	Gavin hit his little finger with a hammer at work. But the real blow comes when the 39 year old is told he has a melanoma under his fingernail and his only chance of survival is radical treatment. Also, in part two of Renee’s story, the 36 year old mother of two shows extraordinary courage after a skiing accident revealed a life threatening tumour on her brain.	
	Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures	
21:30	BIG -  Extreme Makeover		Captioned			WS	PG	
	BIG gives six morbidly obese people a second chance at life. For 10 months, weight-loss expert and trainer, Lee Campbell will be there 24/7, giving them no escape and no option to back out. This epic transformation will not only totally reshape the physical appearance of the person but will also completely alter their inner perceptions, their relationships and most importantly, their entire outlook on life. 	
22:30	EMBARRASSING BODIES		Captioned			WS	M	
	(*All New*) 	
	Ready to treat more brave souls who are at the end of their tether, the doctors are taking their mantra, 'There's no shame, we're all the same', to seaside and holiday destinations around the UK, as well as across to Spain.	
	Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity	
23:30	THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE					WS	PG	
	The Mole 	
	Christine thinks she is dying after Richard awkwardly spots an irregular mole on her chest, and panics when she can not get in to see a doctor fast enough. Meanwhile, Richard decides he needs to move back in with New Christine.	
	Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
00:00	ECLIPSE MUSIC TV					WS	PG	
	Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.	
00:30	THE STRIP		Captioned	Repeat		WS	M	
	(*Series Final*) 	
	A disturbing phone call sees Cross and Tully race to Amy's apartment, only to find her missing and an intruder turning the place upside down. They know only one man could have taken her, Lazar.	
	Starring: Aaron Jeffery, Frankie J Holden, Vanessa Gray, Bob Morley	
01:30	DANOZ						G	
	Swivel Sweeper G2 	
	Home shopping programme. 	
02:00	GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA			Repeat		WS	G	
	Home Shopping. 	
02:30	DANOZ						G	
	H20 Mop x 5 	
	Home shopping program.	
03:00	TRIVITA					WS	G	
	Trivita Sublingual B12 	
	Home shopping programme. 	
03:30	GOOD MORNING AMERICA		Captioned			WS	NA	
	Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Juju Chang and Sam Champion.	
05:00	NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Thu May 12, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	KERRI-ANNE		Captioned	Live		WS	PG	
	Join Kerri-Anne for your daily fix of news, lifestyle, fun and entertainment. From celebrities to cooking and everything in between, Kerri-Anne will help get your day off to a great start.	
11:00	NINE MORNING NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.	
12:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned			WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
13:00	THE VIEW		Captioned			WS	PG	
	The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.	
14:00	DAYS OF OUR LIVES		Captioned				PG	
	Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.	
15:00	ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT		Captioned			WS	NA	
	Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.	
15:30	MAGICAL TALES		Captioned			WS	P	
	Less is More 	
	Goldilocks is coming to visit so they prepare a HUGE picnic. William uses a More-Morpher-Less-Lessener device, which first makes everything “too small” then way “too big” but ultimately Goldilocks declares that everything is “Just right”.	
16:00	KITCHEN WHIZ		Captioned			WS	C	
	Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.  

16:30	NINE AFTERNOON NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.	
17:30	HOT SEAT		Captioned			WS	G	
	Who will survive the Hot Seat? 6 contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.	
18:00	NINE NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.	
18:30	A CURRENT AFFAIR		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.	
19:00	THE BIG BANG THEORY		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Financial Permeability 	
	Sheldon's 'simple' solution to Penny's financial problem leads to a confrontation between Leonard and Penny's hulking ex-boyfriend. 	
	Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
19:30	RBT		Captioned			WS	PG	
	In this ground-breaking series, follow the police units for a unique behind-the-scenes look at RBT patrols testing for alcohol and drug affected drivers.	
20:00	GETAWAY		Captioned			WS	PG	
	The Getaway presenters team up with family and some famous friends for this week's holiday ideas. Kate Ceberano takes a tour of Melbourne with singing legend K.D. Lang; Natalie drops in for lunch with UK celebrity super chef Rick Stein at his NSW South Coast restaurant; Jules take a trip down memory lane along Victoria's Mornington Peninsula with his Dad; and Jennifer Hawkins is at Warner Bros. studios in LA visiting the set of of TV's most famous "Friends".	
20:30	TBA						G	
	Title not available at time of scheduling. 	
	Information To Follow.	
21:30	THE FOOTY SHOW		Captioned	Live		WS	M	
	Join the multiple Logie Award winning Footy Show, starring Garry Lyon, James Brayshaw, Sam Newman, Billy Brownless and Shane Crawford as they go where no other show dares. Celebrating its 18th year bringing everything in the world of AFL, including breaking news, the all-important team line-ups for each round and entertainment from the world’s biggest stars. Plus regular favourites, Street Talk, Sam's Mailbag and Almost Football Legends.

23:15	THE FOOTY SHOW LATE		Captioned			WS	M	
	Join Fatty, The Falcon, Freddy, The Big Marn, Big Benji and Sterlo and a cast of thousands for The Footy Show. Their unique mix of football and fun is legendary with regular segments and all the big football guests. 	
01:00	ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT		Captioned	Repeat		WS	NA	
	Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.	
01:30	SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO			Repeat			G	
	The Hikers 	
	Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.	
02:00	GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA			Repeat		WS	G	
	Home Shopping. 	
02:30	BRAND DEVELOPERS						NA	
	Aah Bra (9) 	
	Home shopping programme. 	
03:00	DANOZ						G	
	Slim & Life Aire 	
	Home shopping programme.	
03:30	GOOD MORNING AMERICA		Captioned			WS	NA	
	Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Juju Chang and Sam Champion.	
05:00	NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Fri May 13, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	KERRI-ANNE		Captioned	Live		WS	PG	
	Join Kerri-Anne for your daily fix of news, lifestyle, fun and entertainment. From celebrities to cooking and everything in between, Kerri-Anne will help get your day off to a great start.	
11:00	NINE MORNING NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.	
12:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned			WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
13:00	THE VIEW		Captioned			WS	PG	
	The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.	
14:00	DAYS OF OUR LIVES		Captioned				PG	
	Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.	
15:00	ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT		Captioned			WS	NA	
	Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.	
15:30	MAGICAL TALES		Captioned			WS	P	
	Alphabet Soup 	
	Sparkles is sad when her favourite ABC picture book is accidentally dropped into the cauldron, washing off some of the words into the brew. William reassures that it can be restored. On the advice of the Magical Book of Spells, they invent a fishing rod that can catch the first letter of each word, bringing the rest of the word with it.	
16:00	KITCHEN WHIZ		Captioned			WS	C	
	Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes.  

16:30	NINE AFTERNOON NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.	
17:30	HOT SEAT		Captioned			WS	G	
	Who will survive the Hot Seat? 6 contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.	
18:00	NINE NEWS		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.	
18:30	A CURRENT AFFAIR		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.	
19:00	THE BIG BANG THEORY		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Fuzzyboots Corollary 	
	Leonard is depressed to learn that Penny is dating someone. As a result, encouraged by his friends & fellow scientists, Leonard actually summons the nerve to ask a woman out on a date. 	
	Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar	
19:30	TWO AND A HALF MEN		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Frankenstein And The Horny Villagers 	
	Alan meets a woman who fulfils all of his desires. 	
	Starring: Kelly West, Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
20:00	MOTORWAY PATROL		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	On Motorway Patrol tonight, van rams a totara tree, four tipsy boys in a dinghy need rescuing and an angry passenger works himself into a lather. 	
	Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language	
20:30	THE NOTEBOOK	2004	Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Notebook 	
	Teenagers Allie and Noah find themselves in a whirlwind intimate courtship that is ended by Allie's upper-class parents. Years later they meet again and their relationship rekindled forcing Allie to choose between her desires and those of her parents. Stars Rachel McAdams, James Garner, Gena Rowlands, James Marsden and Ryan Gosling.	
	Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Sexual References, Adult Themes	
23:00	THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE					WS	PG	
	For Love Or Money 	
	After Barb has her lawyer send over divorce papers, Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney, Howard, who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.	
	Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
23:30	NINE'S FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL LATE		Captioned			WS	NA	
	Canterbury Bulldogs v St George Illawarra Dragons 	
	Wide World Of Sports presents Canterbury Bulldogs v St George Illawarra Dragons from ANZ Stadium, Sydney. Join your expert commentary team for all the action, post match interviews and analysis.	
01:30	NINE'S FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL LATE		Captioned			WS	NA	
	Penrith Panthers v Brisbane Broncos 	
	Wide World Of Sports presents Penrith Panthers v Brisbane Broncos from Centrebet Stadaium, Penrith. Join your expert commentary team for all the action, post match interviews and analysis.	
03:30	ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT		Captioned	Repeat		WS	NA	
	Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.	
04:00	GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA			Repeat		WS	G	
	Home Shopping. 	
04:30	GOOD MORNING AMERICA		Captioned			WS	NA	
	Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Juju Chang and Sam Champion.	
Sat May 14, 2011
06:00	GO, DIEGO, GO			Repeat			G	
	Gorilla Fun 	
	Diego is in Central Africa visiting his friend Juma, who is going to introduce him to a new Baby Gorilla who is about to become the King of the Mountain.	
06:30	DORA THE EXPLORER			Repeat			G	
	Super Spies 2: The Swiping 	
	Swiper's invented a Super Swiping Machine and he's going to swipe Tico's birthday presents!	
07:00	WEEKEND TODAY - SATURDAY		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Join Cameron Williams and Leila McKinnon as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sports, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	SATURDAY KERRI-ANNE 		Captioned			WS	G	
	Join Kerri-Anne for all the best bits from throughout the week. Get up to date on all your news, lifestyle and entertainment.	
11:00	KIDS' WB					WS	G	
	Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.	
11:05	BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN					WS	G	
	The Enemy of My Enemy 	
	The con-rat Argit is forced to help the Vreedle bros become Plumbers!	
11:30	SCOOBY DOO MYSTERY INCORPORATED					WS	G	
	Mystery Solvers Club State Finals 	
	Scooby is sick and is afraid he won't be able to go to the Mystery Solvers Club State Finals.	
12:00	DENNIS & GNASHER		Captioned	Repeat		WS	C	
	Random Access Mayhem 	
	A new computerised system is introduced at school and both Dennis and Walter end up finding the control system and try to change the school to suit their own taste.	
12:30	GASP		Captioned			WS	C	
	Carp of Darkness/Ask Gasp 	
	When the kids go next door for a sleepover campout, Gasp convinces the pets they’re being held hostage and need rescuing.	
13:00	G2G: GOT TO GO		Captioned	Repeat		WS	C	
	L33t's New Girl 	
	Saffron is having yet another party of the year. However Leet has social phobia so he has invented a gorgeous girlfriend to gain social acceptance.	
13:30	THE SADDLE CLUB		Captioned	Repeat		WS	C	
	Lisa's Choice - Part 1 (*Series Return*) 	
	Out of the blue, Diablo returns to Pine Hollow and Lisa makes him welcome.  However Belle falls sick and Stevie is convinced Diablo is to blame.	
14:00	STORMWORLD		Captioned	Repeat		WS	C	
	Family Ties 	
	Vassler asks the Stormrider crew to take him back secretly to New Arkoddia so he can say goodbye to his mother.	
14:30	DIAMOND HEAD	1962	Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Diamond Head 	
	Head of a vast Hawaiian estate strongly opposes his sister's desire to marry a half-breed Hawaiian, although he himself has a beautiful Hawaiian mistress who he learns is bearing his child. 	
	Starring: Charlton Heston, Yvette Mimieux, George Chakiris, James Darren, France Nuyen, Elizabeth Allen	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References	
16:30	THE GARDEN GURUS					WS	G	
	(*Season Final*) 	
	This week Chloe Thomson takes you on a journey around your house and garden filling you in on what you can do to protect your family from rodent infestation this season.	
17:00	NINE NEWS: FIRST AT FIVE		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	See it first with Nine News, now first at five. 	
17:30	ANTIQUES ROADSHOW		Captioned			WS	G	
	Grantham - Part 2 	
	Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will the viewers leave disappointed?	
18:00	NINE NEWS SATURDAY		Captioned	Live		WS	NA	
	Jo Hall presents Melbourne's most comprehensive weekend news service with detailed sports and weather reports.	
18:30	AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS		Captioned			WS	PG	
	Join your host Shelley Craft for an hour of side-splitting laughs on Australia's Funniest Home Videos.	
19:30	GET SMART	2008	Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Get Smart 	
	Comic superstar Steve Carell takes on the role of Agent Maxwell Smart and Anne Hathaway steps into the shoes of sexy Agent 99 as the two superspies out to save the world from the nefarious forces of KAOS in this romp based on the classic television show created by Mel Brooks.	
	Starring: Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, Alan Arkin, Dwayne Johnson, Terence Stamp, James Caan, Bill Murray	
	Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Some Coarse Language	
21:45	YES MAN	2008	Captioned			WS	M	
	Yes Man 	
	Jim Carrey stars as Carl, a man who, as an antidote to unhappiness, resolves to say "yes" to everything that comes his way. Carl's new practice initially proves successful in lifting his spirits. But soon, he's confronted with unexpected and seemingly unbeatable challenges stemming from his unique self-imposed regime.	
	Starring: Jim Carrey	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language	
23:50	CITY HEAT	1984		Repeat		WS	M	
	City Heat 	
	A tough cop and a wisecracking private investigator are forced to work together on a case involving the mob. Stars Clint Eastwood, Burt Reynolds and Jane Alexander.	
	Starring: Richard Benjamin, Clint Eastwood, Burt Reynolds, Jane Alexander, Madeline Kahn, Rip Torn, Irene Cara, Richard Roundtree, Tony LoBianco, William Sanderson	
	Cons.Advice: Frequent Violence	
01:50	AVALON	1990		Repeat		WS	PG	
	Avalon 	
	A Polish-Jewish family comes to the USA at the beginning of the Twentieth Century. There, the family and their children try to make themselves a better future in the so-called promised land.	
	Starring: Armin Mueller-Stahl, Aidan Quinn, Elizabeth Perkins, Lou Jacobi, Leo Fuchs	
	Cons.Advice: Mild Violence	
04:05	DANOZ						G	
	H20 Mop x 5 	
	Home shopping program.	
04:30	JESSE DUPLANTIS MINISTRIES					WS	G	
	Religious program.	
05:00	LIFE TODAY WITH JAMES ROBINSON					WS	G	
	Religious program.	
05:30	WESLEY IMPACT					WS	G	
	Religious programme.