Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM
Sun Mar 13, 2011
06:00	IT IS WRITTEN				HD	WS	PG	
	Hearts At Home: Single And Whole 	
	Religious programme.
	
06:30	THE MAN IN THE WHITE SUIT 	1951				WS	G	
	The Man In The White Suit 	
	A brilliant chemist invents a cloth that won't stain, tear or wear out, causing a market panic. 

	Starring: Alec Guinness, Cecil Parker, Joan Greenwood, Michael Gough, Ernest Thesiger	
08:15	HEART OF THE MATTER  	1954					PG	
	Heart Of The Matter 	
	In 1942 in an African colony, a police officer who has an affair while his wife is away is blackmailed and plans his suicide despite his staunch Catholic belief.	
	Starring: Trevor Howard, Peter Finch, Denholm Elliott	
	Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Adult Themes	
10:25	BARNACLE BILL	1957		Repeat		WS	G	
	Barnacle Bill 	
	A seasick sea captain commands an amusement pier despite local opposition.	
	Starring: Alec Guinness, Irene Browne, Maurice Denham	
12:15	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Rash To Judgment 	
	Val has two tickets for Michael Bolton's album premiere party, Fran asks Mr. Sheffield on a romantic date. Stars Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.	
12:45	DODGE CITY	1939				WS	PG	
	Dodge City 	
	Wade Hatton arrives in dangerous Dodge City and promptly helps lawmen round up some cattle rustlers. But when he's invited to help a wagon train arrive safely in Dodge City, bad guys take over the town.
	
	Starring: Errol Flynn, Olivia De Havilland, Bruce Cabot	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
15:00	NOT WITH MY WIFE, YOU DON'T	1966		Repeat			PG	
	Not With My Wife, You Don't 	
	Outstanding romantic comedy about a US Air Force marriage threatened by jealousy as an old beau of the wife returns to the scene.	
	Starring: Tony Curtis, Virna Lisi, George C. Scott, Carroll O'Conner, Richard Eastham	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
17:25	BIRDS OF A FEATHER						PG	
	You Pays Yer Money 	
	Sharon isn't registered to vote in Chigwell, but when election fever hits the constituency, she wants to make use of Darryl's vote.	
	Starring: Peter Polycarpou, Linda Robson, Pauline Quirke, Lesley Joseph	
18:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	One False Mole and You're Dead 	
	Margo Lange, the famous actress is starring in one of Maxwell's plays, and Fran disguises as a gardener so she can spy on them. Stars Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.	
18:30	ANTIQUES ROADSHOW		Captioned			WS	G	
	Jersey 	
	Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?	
19:30	AS TIME GOES BY					WS	G	
	Jean’s sister-in-law, Penny, is convinced that her husband is having an affair with his dental hygienist and insists on moving in with Jean and Lionel.	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Dame Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton	
20:00	ALLO ALLO			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Swiftly and with Style 	
	René and the Captain take Gruber’s armoured car in an attempt to blow up the train containing the sausage with the forged painting on its way to Hitler. Meanwhile, Edith is courted by Miss. Alphonse, but she decides to marry René instead.	
20:30	21	2008	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	21 	
	Based on true story, looking for a way to pay for his tuition, Ben turns to one of his professors, who in return, mentors Ben and five other students to become card-counting experts with the intent of swindling millions out of Las Vegas casinos.	
	Starring: Kate Bosworth, Laurence Fishburne	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
23:10	BIRDS OF A FEATHER			Repeat			PG	
	You Pays Yer Money 	
	Sharon isn't registered to vote in Chigwell, but when election fever hits the constituency, she wants to make use of Darryl's vote.	
	Starring: Peter Polycarpou, Linda Robson, Pauline Quirke, Lesley Joseph	
23:50	DODGE CITY	1939		Repeat		WS	PG	
	Dodge City 	
	Wade Hatton arrives in dangerous Dodge City and promptly helps lawmen round up some cattle rustlers. But when he's invited to help a wagon train arrive safely in Dodge City, bad guys take over the town.
	
	Starring: Errol Flynn, Olivia De Havilland, Bruce Cabot	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	The Muskies Are Losing Their Teeth 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Mon Mar 14, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned		HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	One False Mole and You're Dead 	
	Margo Lange, the famous actress is starring in one of Maxwell's plays, and Fran disguises as a gardener so she can spy on them. Stars Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Monica & Chandler's Wedding - Part 1 	
	As the relatives gather for Monica and Chandler's wedding, Chandler realises the magnitude of what he's doing. Meanwhile, Joey is forced to make a major decision. Guest Stars Gary Oldman, Kathleen Turner, Elliott Gould and Morgan Fairchild. 	
	Starring: Gary Oldman, Kathleen Turner, Elliott Gould, Morgan Fairchild, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Off To Kill The Wizard 	
	A theme park tycoon is murdered in his underground office and the door was bolted from the inside. 

	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton	
12:00	CROOKS IN CLOISTERS   	1963		Repeat		WS	G	
	Crooks In Cloisters 	
	Having pulled off the smallest ever train robbery, Little Walter and his crew decide to get out of London and set up business in a disused monastery.	
	Starring: Ronald Fraser, Barbara Windsor, Bernard Cribbins, Joseph O'Connor, Davy Kaye	
14:00	DOMESTIC BLITZ		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	A heart-warming lifestyle renovation series that combines house and garden makeovers, in just 48 hours, with personal style overhauls for a selection of deserving Australian heroes. Hosted by Scott Cam, Shelly Craft and featuring Richard Reid, Matt Lacey, Romy Alwill with apprentice Erik Naumann.	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Scratch The Surface 	
	Stevie embarks on a dangerous mission to prove her innocence.	
	Starring: Rachael Carpani, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Michala Banas	
16:00	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	Jean’s sister-in-law, Penny, is convinced that her husband is having an affair with his dental hygienist and insists on moving in with Jean and Lionel.	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Dame Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton	
16:30	ALLO ALLO			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Swiftly and with Style 	
	René and the Captain take Gruber’s armoured car in an attempt to blow up the train containing the sausage with the forged painting on its way to Hitler. Meanwhile, Edith is courted by Miss. Alphonse, but she decides to marry René instead.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Call Me Fran 	
	Fran decides to take her father to a basketball game, but he refuses to go knowing the tickets came from Mr. Sheffield. Stars Fran Drescher and Daniel Davis.	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Monica & Chandler's Wedding 	
	Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Guest stars Gary Oldman, Kathleen Turner, Elliott Gould and Morgan Fairchild.	
	Starring: Gary Oldman, Kathleen Turner, Elliott Gould, Morgan Fairchild, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer	
19:00	THE ZOO					WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	THE ZOO					WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
20:00	ANIMAL EMERGENCY		Captioned	Repeat		WS	G	
	Coco the Labrador is brought in hospital after swallowing something big, you won't believe what the surgery turns up...Bella the cat is accidently given a dose of dog flea treatment and is suffering seizures...A lamb is found wandering the city streets... And, Gracie the goose is losing all her feathers.	
20:30	RICHARD HAMMOND'S INVISIBLE WORLDS		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Off the Scale 	
	We explore the astonishing miniature universe all around us, revealing that small is not only beautiful, it can also be very, very powerful. From seeing the microscopic changes to ice crystals that can trigger an avalanche, to watching in horror the invisible aftermath of a sneeze on a commuter train and learning how the surface of an ordinary-looking plant hides an astounding secret that will make walking on the moon safer.	
21:30	RENDITION	2007	Captioned		HD	WS	AV	
	Rendition 	
	Suspected of being a terrorist, Egyptian-born Anwar El-Ibrahim vanishes from an international flight and is taken to a secret prison. While his wife looks for answers, CIA analyst Douglas Freeman objects to the interrogation practices used on El-Ibrahim.	
	Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Omar Metwally, Aramas Knight, Jake Gyllenhaal, Meryl Streep	
	Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language	
00:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Off To Kill The Wizard 	
	A theme park tycoon is murdered in his underground office and the door was bolted from the inside. 

	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton	
01:00	RICHARD HAMMOND'S INVISIBLE WORLDS		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Off the Scale 	
	We explore the astonishing miniature universe all around us, revealing that small is not only beautiful, it can also be very, very powerful. From seeing the microscopic changes to ice crystals that can trigger an avalanche, to watching in horror the invisible aftermath of a sneeze on a commuter train and learning how the surface of an ordinary-looking plant hides an astounding secret that will make walking on the moon safer.	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Milk Run 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Tue Mar 15, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned		HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Call Me Fran 	
	Fran decides to take her father to a basketball game, but he refuses to go knowing the tickets came from Mr. Sheffield. Stars Fran Drescher and Daniel Davis.	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Monica & Chandler's Wedding 	
	Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Guest stars Gary Oldman, Kathleen Turner, Elliott Gould and Morgan Fairchild.	
	Starring: Gary Oldman, Kathleen Turner, Elliott Gould, Morgan Fairchild, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Death Takes A Curtain Call 	
	The defection of two soviet ballet artists coincides with the murder of a KGB officer assigned to the troupe.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton	
12:00	RAISING THE WIND	1961		Repeat			G	
	Raising The Wind  	
	Haywire happenings involving students at the craziest music academy ever, The London Academy of Music and Arts.	
	Starring: J Robertson Justice, Leslie Phillips, Kenneth Williams, Paul Massie, Sid James	
14:00	CANAL ROAD		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	When Bridget becomes mysteriously ill, Olivia suspects her drug-using party lifestyle is to blame. As Bridget's symptoms worsen, Bridget becomes convinced that her flatmate Daina is poisoning her.	
	Starring: Paul Leyden, Diana Glenn, Brooke Satchwell, Patrick Brammall	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Drug References, Some Violence, Some Coarse Language	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	For Better Or Worse 	
	Tensions rise between the Drovers girls when Jodi is forced to make a farm decision based on the possibility that Stevie will go to jail.	
	Starring: Rachael Carpani, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Michala Banas	
16:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
16:30	ANIMAL EMERGENCY		Captioned	Repeat		WS	G	
	Coco the Labrador is brought in hospital after swallowing something big, you won't believe what the surgery turns up...Bella the cat is accidently given a dose of dog flea treatment and is suffering seizures...A lamb is found wandering the city streets... And, Gracie the goose is losing all her feathers.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Not Without My Nanny 	
	Gracie is invited by a school friend to fly to his palace in Koorestan. Stars Fran Drescher and Madeline Zima.	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One After I Do 	
	Monica and Chandler's wedding reception is almost upstaged by the news of a pregnancy. Elsewhere at the party, Ross tries to impress a pretty woman and Chandler has trouble on the dance floor. Guest stars Elliott Gould and Morgan Fairchild. Stars Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry.	
19:00	THE ZOO					WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	HOMES FROM HELL					WS	PG	
	Perfect Locations 	
		
20:30	HOARDERS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Jennifer & Ron/Jill 	
	A family of five find their home filled with piles of food, clothes and various objects. Next is a woman who stores food in a pair of freezers and four refrigerators. 
	
21:30	THE CLOSER		Captioned		HD	WS	M	
	Maternal Instincts 	
	A shooting in a school parking lot leaves one person dead, another person critically wounded and a car loaded with marijuana. Meanwhile, Brenda and Fritz spar over how to handle Charlie.	
22:30	SENSING MURDER					WS	M	
	Vanishing Point 	
	Can the psychics uncover new clues that could explain what happened to 32 year old mother of three, Sara Neithe who vanished without a trace in 2003?	
23:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One After I Do 	
	Monica and Chandler's wedding reception is almost upstaged by the news of a pregnancy. Elsewhere at the party, Ross tries to impress a pretty woman and Chandler has trouble on the dance floor. Guest stars Elliott Gould and Morgan Fairchild. Stars Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry.	
00:00	HOARDERS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Jennifer & Ron/Jill 	
	A family of five find their home filled with piles of food, clothes and various objects. Next is a woman who stores food in a pair of freezers and four refrigerators. 
	
01:00	THE CLOSER		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Maternal Instincts 	
	A shooting in a school parking lot leaves one person dead, another person critically wounded and a car loaded with marijuana. Meanwhile, Brenda and Fritz spar over how to handle Charlie.	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Wall Of Science 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Wed Mar 16, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned		HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Not Without My Nanny 	
	Gracie is invited by a school friend to fly to his palace in Koorestan. Stars Fran Drescher and Madeline Zima.	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One After I Do 	
	Monica and Chandler's wedding reception is almost upstaged by the news of a pregnancy. Elsewhere at the party, Ross tries to impress a pretty woman and Chandler has trouble on the dance floor. Guest stars Elliott Gould and Morgan Fairchild. Stars Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry.	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Death Cast A Spell 	
	A Hypnotist is stabbed to death in a locked room in front of six reporters with their eyes wide open. 	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton	
12:00	A TICKLISH AFFAIR	1963				WS	G	
	A Ticklish Affair 	
	A young widow Amy Martin with three young boys is investigated by the Navy after one of her children inadvertently sends out a distress signal in Morse code by the blinds on his upstairs bedroom window. 	
	Starring: Shirley Jones, Gig Young, Red Buttons	
14:00	CANAL ROAD		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	(*Series Final*) 	
	Convinced he has solved the mystery of his wife and son's death, Spence feels free to explore a relationship with ex-patient Daina Connelly. But, Olivia becomes convinced that Daina, not Daina's late father is the serial killer responsible for a spate of deaths over the past few years including Spence's wife and son.	
	Starring: Paul Leyden, Diana Glenn, Brooke Satchwell, Patrick Brammall	
	Cons.Advice: Sex Scenes, Drug References, Some Violence, Some Coarse Language	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The Eleventh Hour 	
	As Stevie ties up loose ends on her last day at Drovers Run before trial, she's saved at the final hour by a desperate confession.	
	Starring: Rachael Carpani, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Michala Banas	
16:00	HOMES FROM HELL			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Perfect Locations 	
		
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Engagement 	
	Fran is excited to tell her family that Maxwell told her he loves her, and this time didn't take it back! Stars Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Red Sweater 	
	While Rachel ponders telling the unsuspecting dad about her pregnancy, Monica and Phoebe speculate about who might be the father. Meanwhile, Joey makes a gallant gesture. Stars Courtney Cox Arquette, Matt LeBlanc and David Schwimmer.	
19:00	THE ZOO					WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	AS TIME GOES BY					WS	G	
	The American producer is scouting locations for the mini-series. Meanwhile, Jean and Lionel hear some unexpected but welcome news from his father Rocky and his quite eccentric wife Madge.	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Dame Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton	
20:00	THE GOLDEN GIRLS					WS	PG	
	A Little Romance 	
	Good things come in small packages and Rose wants to keep her little bundle hidden and out of sight from Dorothy and Blanche.	
	Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Betty White, Estelle Getty	
20:30	GORDON'S GREAT ESCAPE					WS	PG	
	Gordon Ramsay starts his journey in the north of India, home of our curry house classics, where he cooks for passengers on an express train, works for a royal chef, and makes tandoori chicken for a tough crowd of Delhi food critics, before venturing into the jungle.	
	Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language	
21:30	RANSOM	1996	Captioned	Repeat		WS	AV	
	Ransom 	
	A headstrong airline tycoon pays the ransom for his abducted son and then must gamble on the consequences of attempting to turn the tables on the kidnappers, setting up a gut-wrenching confrontation between the anguished father and the increasingly desperate criminals.	
	Starring: Mel Gibson, Rene Russo, Gary Sinise	
	Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Very Coarse Language	
00:00	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
01:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Death Cast A Spell 	
	A Hypnotist is stabbed to death in a locked room in front of six reporters with their eyes wide open. 	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Where The Wild Rice Grows 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Thu Mar 17, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned		HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Engagement 	
	Fran is excited to tell her family that Maxwell told her he loves her, and this time didn't take it back! Stars Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Red Sweater 	
	While Rachel ponders telling the unsuspecting dad about her pregnancy, Monica and Phoebe speculate about who might be the father. Meanwhile, Joey makes a gallant gesture. Stars Courtney Cox Arquette, Matt LeBlanc and David Schwimmer.	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Capital Offence 	
	Jessica gets a temporary appointment to congress, where she becomes involved in the murder of a Secretary working the PA circuit. 	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton	
12:00	SEVEN WOMEN	1966				WS	M	
	Seven Women 	
	Seven dedicated missionary women in try to protect themselves from the advances of a Mongolian barbaric warlord and his cut-throat gang of warriors.	
	Starring: Anne Bancroft, Sue Lyon, Margaret Leighton, Mildred Dunnock	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes	
14:00	DOMESTIC BLITZ		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Meet the Jackson family, whose son Bruno lives with a genetic disorder known as VCFS. The Jacksons are sent away for a much-needed break while the team transforms their house and garden.	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Old Wrongs 	
	Stevie's daughter, Rose, is coming to stay for a month, and it's the first time in two years since she has seen her.	
	Starring: Rachael Carpani, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Michala Banas	
16:00	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	The American producer is scouting locations for the mini-series. Meanwhile, Jean and Lionel hear some unexpected but welcome news from his father Rocky and his quite eccentric wife Madge.	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Dame Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton	
16:30	THE GOLDEN GIRLS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	A Little Romance 	
	Good things come in small packages and Rose wants to keep her little bundle hidden and out of sight from Dorothy and Blanche.	
	Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Betty White, Estelle Getty	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Dinner Party 	
	Maxwell decides to shop for a new ring for Fran, and Fran is excited to see that she and Maxwell got a mention in the social column, even if her name is misspelt. Stars Fran Drescher and Renee Taylor.	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One Where Rachel Tells... 	
	Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell her baby's father that he's going to be a daddy. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Joey fib about a gas leak to gain entry into the newlywed's apartment. Guest starring Mike Hagerty and stars Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer and Matt Le Blanc.	
19:00	THE ZOO					WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	AS TIME GOES BY					WS	G	
	Lionel’s proposal to Jean has been accepted, but Judy is now barely on speaking terms with Alistair. Meanwhile, Stephen’s plans for a surprise anniversary party for Penny go hopelessly wrong.	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Dame Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton	
20:00	THE GOLDEN GIRLS					WS	PG	
	That Was No Lady 	
	After a passion filled day. Glen, the new love of Dorothy's life, reveals he's married. At first Dorothy takes a hard stance, but later decides to resume the affair much to Sophia and Rose's chagrin.	
	Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Betty White, Estelle Getty	
20:30	HOARDERS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Linda/Steven 	
	A woman with a compulsion of shopping and hoarding needs help if she is to move to a new home. Also, a man's garage is filled with garbage, trash and human faeces.	
21:30	EMBARRASSING BODIES					WS	PG	
	Charlotte's Story 	
	Previously we discovered nine year old Charlotte’s rare wart condition. We follow her progress and life saving treatment at Great Ormond Street Children’s Hospital.	
	Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures	
22:30	WIFE SWAP USA			Repeat			PG	
	Espinosa-Marquez / Pay 	
	A mother who believes in skateboarding, self-expression and following dreams trades swaps with a woman who believers in structure and whose children must write essays when they break house rules. 	
23:30	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:30	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Capital Offence 	
	Jessica gets a temporary appointment to congress, where she becomes involved in the murder of a Secretary working the PA circuit. 	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton	
01:30	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	Lionel’s proposal to Jean has been accepted, but Judy is now barely on speaking terms with Alistair. Meanwhile, Stephen’s plans for a surprise anniversary party for Penny go hopelessly wrong.	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Dame Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	30 MINUTE MENU			Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Sports Legends 	
	In the kitchen of one of Australia’s most swanky eateries, three mates put their reputations as professional chefs on the line as they attempt to out-think and out-cook one another in the quest for the ultimate bragging rights.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Fri Mar 18, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned		HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Dinner Party 	
	Maxwell decides to shop for a new ring for Fran, and Fran is excited to see that she and Maxwell got a mention in the social column, even if her name is misspelt. Stars Fran Drescher and Renee Taylor.	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One Where Rachel Tells... 	
	Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell her baby's father that he's going to be a daddy. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Joey fib about a gas leak to gain entry into the newlywed's apartment. Guest starring Mike Hagerty and stars Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer and Matt Le Blanc.	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Broadway Malady 	
	Broadway legend Rita Bristol and her daughter star in a musical produced by her son, not knowing that murder is lurking in the wings.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton	
12:00	BABY AND THE BATTLESHIP	1956		Repeat			G	
	Baby And The Battleship 	
	After a mix-up with his fiancee's family, Seaman Able finds himself left literally, holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails, he enlists the help of his best mate to smuggle the child aboard.	
	Starring: John Mills, Richard Attenborough, Andre Morell	
14:00	HOARDERS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Linda/Steven 	
	A woman with a compulsion of shopping and hoarding needs help if she is to move to a new home. Also, a man's garage is filled with garbage, trash and human faeces.	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Handle With Care 	
	A chance roadside encounter with a seemingly reformed Leo sets Rose's heart a flutter.	
	Starring: Rachael Carpani, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Michala Banas	
16:00	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	Lionel’s proposal to Jean has been accepted, but Judy is now barely on speaking terms with Alistair. Meanwhile, Stephen’s plans for a surprise anniversary party for Penny go hopelessly wrong.	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Dame Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton	
16:30	THE GOLDEN GIRLS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	That Was No Lady 	
	After a passion filled day. Glen, the new love of Dorothy's life, reveals he's married. At first Dorothy takes a hard stance, but later decides to resume the affair much to Sophia and Rose's chagrin.	
	Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Betty White, Estelle Getty	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Homie-Work 	
	Fran decides that even though she's marrying Maxwell, she still wants to work, helping Maxwell with his new play. Stars Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Videotape 	
	Ross makes a shocking confession when trying to resolve an argument with Rachel. Stars David Schwimmer, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow and guest starring Lisa Thornhill.	
19:00	THE ZOO					WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	ANTIQUES ROADSHOW		Captioned	Repeat		WS	G	
	Bletchley 	
	Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they leave disappointed?	
20:30	THE MENTALIST		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	A Dozen Red Roses 	
	When a Hollywood movie producer is murdered, the CBI is brought in to investigate.	
	Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang, Owain Yeoman, Amanda Righetti	
21:30	THE MENTALIST		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Red Sauce 	
	Patrick and the CIB set out to determine who is responsible for the Mob-style execution of a man in the Witness Protection Program. 	
	Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang, Owain Yeoman, Amanda Righetti	
22:30	LAW & ORDER				HD	WS	M	
	Blood Libel 	
	When a Jewish art teacher is killed in her classroom, Briscoe and Curtis question a fellow teacher with whom the victim had argued. However, further investigation reveals an undercurrent of anti-Semitic hate among the student body.	
	Starring: Sam Waterston, S. Epatha Merkerson, Jeremy Sisto, Alana De La Garza	
23:30	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:25	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Broadway Malady 	
	Broadway legend Rita Bristol and her daughter star in a musical produced by her son, not knowing that murder is lurking in the wings.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton	
01:20	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Handle With Care 	
	A chance roadside encounter with a seemingly reformed Leo sets Rose's heart a flutter.	
	Starring: Rachael Carpani, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Michala Banas	
02:15	THE MENTALIST		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	A Dozen Red Roses 	
	When a Hollywood movie producer is murdered, the CBI is brought in to investigate.	
	Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang, Owain Yeoman, Amanda Righetti	
03:10	LAW & ORDER			Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Blood Libel 	
	When a Jewish art teacher is killed in her classroom, Briscoe and Curtis question a fellow teacher with whom the victim had argued. However, further investigation reveals an undercurrent of anti-Semitic hate among the student body.	
	Starring: Sam Waterston, S. Epatha Merkerson, Jeremy Sisto, Alana De La Garza	
04:10	A TICKLISH AFFAIR	1963		Repeat		WS	G	
	A Ticklish Affair 	
	A young widow Amy Martin with three young boys is investigated by the Navy after one of her children inadvertently sends out a distress signal in Morse code by the blinds on his upstairs bedroom window. 	
	Starring: Shirley Jones, Gig Young, Red Buttons	
Sat Mar 19, 2011
06:00	BABY AND THE BATTLESHIP	1956		Repeat			G	
	Baby And The Battleship 	
	After a mix-up with his fiancee's family, Seaman Able finds himself left literally, holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails, he enlists the help of his best mate to smuggle the child aboard.	
	Starring: John Mills, Richard Attenborough, Andre Morell	
08:00	CARRY ON SERGEANT	1958		Repeat			G	
	Carry On Sergeant 	
	A British Army Sergeant about to retire bets other Sergeants that his last platoon will be his best and win top rating.	
	Starring: Shirley Eaton, William Hartnell, Bob Monkhouse, Eric Barker, Dora Bryan, Bill Owen, Charles Hawtrey, Kenneth Connor, Terence Longdon	
09:30	GEORDIE   	1955		Repeat		WS	G	
	Geordie  	
	Hoping to win the girl of his dreams, wee Scottish lad Geordie undertakes a bodybuilding regimen that packs on the muscles, wins the lass and lands him a spot on the British Olympic team preparing to compete in Australia.	
	Starring: Alastair Sim, Bill Travers, Raymond Huntley, Norah Gorsen, Brian Reece	
11:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Videotape 	
	Ross makes a shocking confession when trying to resolve an argument with Rachel. Stars David Schwimmer, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow and guest starring Lisa Thornhill.	
12:00	NEVER SO FEW	1959		Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Never So Few 	
	A WWII Captain in Burma trains the Kachin natives in modern warfare but when Chinese rebels cross the boarder to loot and murder American soldiers, all notions of "Military protocol" are abandoned.	
	Starring: Frank Sinatra, Gina Lollobrigida, Peter Lawford, Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References	
14:30	ROBIN AND THE 7 HOODS	1964		Repeat		WS	G	
	Robin And The 7 Hoods 	
	Two rival Chicago gangs fight for supremacy with the leader of one giving a large sum of money to an orphanage - becoming known as the Robin Hood of Chicago.	
	Starring: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Peter Falk, Barbara Rush, Bing Crosby	
17:00	GETAWAY		Captioned			WS	PG	
	Jennifer Hawkins jets to London for a preview of the Royal Wedding, detailing everything you about the biggest event of the year. And Kate Ceberano finds a larger than life fairytale place to take in the kids in the NSW Hunter Valley. Tonight’s celebrity travellers: Matthew McConaughy & Ryan Philippe.	
18:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Reunion Show 	
	Fran attends her high school reunion and is surprised to see that all her old friends are getting divorced, while she is the only one getting married. Stars Fran Drescher and Daniel Davis.	
18:30	MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING	1997	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	My Best Friend's Wedding 	
	Successful food writer Julianne panics when she gets word that her long-time friend is finally getting hitched. With assistance from her companion, Julianne sets out to sabotage the wedding and make a last-minute play for her man.	
	Starring: Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney, Cameron Diaz, Rupert Everett, Rachel Griffiths, Carrie Preston	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
20:45	CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Built To Kill Part 1 	
	A Cirque du Soleil cast member discovers a woman's body during a performance, Catherine's life is placed in jeopardy after visiting a nightclub with Nick, and Grissom finds a miniature replica of a crime scene he is investigating.	
	Starring: Marg Helgenberger, Laurence Fishburne, George Eads	
21:45	CSI: MIAMI		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Curse Of The Coffin 	
	When strange accidents occur in the lab, the CSI team is spooked during a death investigation involving voodoo. As Halloween is near, everyone starts to think the lab is cursed. 	
	Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Khandi Alexander	
22:45	CSI: NY		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Open And Shut 	
	The CSI's are investigating the murder of a hotel concierge, but while doing this they hear gun shots fired across the street and find a woman clutching a gun over two dead bodies. 	
	Starring: Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Hill Harper, Carmine Giovinazzo	
	Cons.Advice: Strong Violence	
23:40	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:35	ROBIN AND THE 7 HOODS	1964		Repeat		WS	G	
	Robin And The 7 Hoods 	
	Two rival Chicago gangs fight for supremacy with the leader of one giving a large sum of money to an orphanage - becoming known as the Robin Hood of Chicago.	
	Starring: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Peter Falk, Barbara Rush, Bing Crosby	
02:55	NEVER SO FEW	1959		Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Never So Few 	
	A WWII Captain in Burma trains the Kachin natives in modern warfare but when Chinese rebels cross the boarder to loot and murder American soldiers, all notions of "Military protocol" are abandoned.	
	Starring: Frank Sinatra, Gina Lollobrigida, Peter Lawford, Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References	
05:20	GEM PRESENTS			Repeat			PG	
	Alicia Keys 	
	Music Special.	
05:30	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Reunion Show 	
	Fran attends her high school reunion and is surprised to see that all her old friends are getting divorced, while she is the only one getting married. Stars Fran Drescher and Daniel Davis.