Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM
Sun May 1, 2011
06:00	IT IS WRITTEN				HD	WS	PG	
	Religious programme.
	
06:30	ESCAPEMENT	1958		Repeat		WS	PG	
	Escapement 	
	An insurance investigator is sent to Europe to enquire into the mysterious death of a famous film star. He not only learns that the star was receiving psychiatric treatment at a clinic, but also discovers that other famous and wealthy people who had attended the clinic had died in peculiar circumstances.	
	Starring: Rod Cameron, Mary Murphy	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence	
08:00	FOLLY TO BE WISE	1952		Repeat		WS	G	
	Folly To Be Wise 	
	When Captain Harris takes over as Chaplain and Entertainments Officer at the local Army camp, all hell breaks loose.	
	Starring: Alastair Sim, Elizabeth Allen, Roland Culver	
10:00	TARZAN'S GREATEST ADVENTURE	1959		Repeat		WS	PG	
	Tarzan's Greatest Adventure 	
	Tarzan rescues a female pilot who crashes, and then captures the gang of scoundrels that has robbed the settlement of explosives.	
	Starring: Anthony Quayle, Gordon Scott, Sara Shane, Niall MacGinnis, Scilla Gabel, Sean Connery	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
11:45	WHERE NO VULTURES FLY	1951		Repeat			G	
	Where No Vultures Fly 	
	Bob Payton, a Game Warden in East Africa, revolts at being constantly ordered to kill wild life and tries to form an animal sanctuary in remote jungle country. 	
	Starring: Anthony Steel, Dinah Sheridan, Harold Warrender, Meredith Edwards	
14:00	COLT .45	1950	Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Colt .45 	
	A gun merchant is accused of illegal activities after his inventory is stolen by outlaws.	
	Starring: Randolph Scott, Zachary Scott, Ruth Roman, Lloyd Bridges, Alan Hale	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
15:30	THE SANDPIPER	1965		Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The Sandpiper 	
	This tale of illicit love between a free-spirited single mother and a married minister is driven by Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton's real-life passion. When her son is sent to a private school, bohemian Taylor shocks the school administrator, Episcopalian priest Burton, with her attitudes and lifestyle. But the two soon are soon drawn to each other.
	
	Starring: Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, Eva Marie Saint, Charles Bronson	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sex Scenes	
18:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Yummy Mummy 	
	After Fran undergoes a sonogram, the doctor delivers some exiting news to the proud parents to be. Meanwhile, Fran's upset when Brighton goes on a tour of Ivy League universities and denies her request to accompany him.	
	Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis	
18:30	ANTIQUES ROADSHOW		Captioned			WS	G	
	Bletchley Park 1 	
	Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?	
19:30	AS TIME GOES BY						G	
	The Duncans abruptly vacate the dwelling next door and Judith has the wonderful idea of her and Alistair taking up residence there.	
20:00	AS TIME GOES BY					WS	G	
	As Judith and Sandy no longer have boyfriends, Jean wants to think of a way to cheer them up.	
20:30	THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION	1993	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	The Shawshank Redemption 	
	Andy Dufresne, a soft-spoken, respected Maine banker is convicted for the murders of his unfaithful wife and her lover and receives a double-life sentence. Shipped off to Shawshank State Prison, Maine's toughest maximum security penitentiary, he forges an unlikely friendship with the prison fixer, Red, where both learn that hope is the ultimate means of survival.	
	Starring: Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, James Whitmore, William Sadler, Clancy Brown	
	Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Coarse Language	
23:30	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Yummy Mummy 	
	After Fran undergoes a sonogram, the doctor delivers some exiting news to the proud parents to be. Meanwhile, Fran's upset when Brighton goes on a tour of Ivy League universities and denies her request to accompany him.	
	Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis	
00:00	THE AMAZING CAPTAIN NEMO	1978		Repeat		WS	G	
	The Amazing Captain Nemo  	
	The discovery of the genius inventor comes just in time to protect Earth from the nefarious Professor Waldo Cunningham, who's bent on world domination. While lending his services to the Navy, the Nautilus travels to the depths of the Marianas Trench and pays a visit to the lost, undersea continent of Atlantis in the adventures of The Amazing Captain Nemo.
	
	Starring: Jose Ferrer, Mel Ferrer, Burgess Meredith, Burr De Benning, Lynda Day George, Tom Hallick	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Boy Who Loved Animals 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned		HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Mon May 2, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned		HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING					WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One Where The Stripper Cries 	
	Danny DeVito guest stars as a horrifying stripper who has been hired for Phoebe's bachelorette party; Joey makes a fool of himself on Donny Osmond's game show; and Chandler and Ross attend a college reunion and meet the girl they both promised not to date.	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Phoebe's Wedding 	
	In a special milestone episode, Phoebe's big day becomes a disaster as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Also, Chandler and Ross lobby Rachel to choose one of them as a last-minute replacement for a groomsman in what promises to be a most unorthodox wedding procession.	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Death Stalks The Big Top - Part 1 	
	In the third-season opener, Jessica's niece receives a gift from her grandfather - a man long thought dead - which leads her to a small-town circus troubled by accidents and murder.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	SATURDAY ISLAND  	1952		Repeat			PG	
	Saturday Island 	
	In 1942 a supply boat is torpedoed and a Canadian nurse finds romance on a desert island with a US marine and a one-armed RAF pilot.	
	Starring: Linda Darnell, Tab Hunter, John Laurie	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References	
14:00	THE CHOPPING BLOCK		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Missing The Mark In Richmond 	
	In Melbourne, a couple in their 30's change their careers to own a restaurant. See how they fare up on The Chopping Block against young spunky Emma who has been bought a restaurant by her parents who own a struggling farm in country Victoria.	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	On the Prowl 	
	Riley discovers his best mate Mitch is trading in stolen army weapons. Blinded by love, Kate helps her new beau Mitch hide from the police. A dangerous beast is killing Drovers stock. Is it a wild dog, or something more exotic? Tayler and Patrick steal the truckstop safe in a misguided attempt to get Tayler's back-pay. Heath and Marcus come to blows over Grace.	
	Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon	
16:00	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat			G	
	The Duncans abruptly vacate the dwelling next door and Judith has the wonderful idea of her and Alistair taking up residence there.	
16:30	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	As Judith and Sandy no longer have boyfriends, Jean wants to think of a way to cheer them up.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One Where Joey Speaks French 	
	Joey implores Phoebe to teach him French for an audition, but she quickly becomes exasperated by his awful attempts to speak the language. 	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Princess Consuela 	
	Rachel has a secret job interview at a restaurant, but gets a shock when she finds her current boss dining at the next table. Meanwhile, Phoebe considers legally changing her married name to something more exotic.	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	THE ZOO					WS	PG	
	The Zoo episode 1 	
	Part one of a three part series that explores the world’s oldest zoo, bringing a unique insight into the rich variety of daily life for the staff and animals at London Zoo.	
20:30	MARY QUEEN OF SHOPS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Under The Moon 	
	Mary Portas visits Kingston in a bid to save a homeware shop and is faced with a bizarre range of stock that needs rebuilding from scratch, with two owners who are struggling to move into the 21st century.	
21:30	KITCHEN NIGHTMARES U.S.A.		Captioned	Repeat		WS	MA	
	Giuseppi's 	
	Chef Ramsay heads to Macomb Twp, Michigan to help a father and son turn around their Italian restaurant, Giuseppi's, which is in much need of help before they have to close the doors.	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
22:30	WIFE SWAP USA			Repeat			PG	
	Ketchum / Sheron 	
	A sports crazed wife who is obsessed with wrestling and does all the dirty work for her family swaps lives with a busy mother who owns a coffee shop and makes her kids help with chores. 	
23:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One Where Joey Speaks French 	
	Joey implores Phoebe to teach him French for an audition, but she quickly becomes exasperated by his awful attempts to speak the language. 	
00:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Death Stalks The Big Top - Part 1 	
	In the third-season opener, Jessica's niece receives a gift from her grandfather - a man long thought dead - which leads her to a small-town circus troubled by accidents and murder.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
01:00	MARY QUEEN OF SHOPS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Under The Moon 	
	Mary Portas visits Kingston in a bid to save a homeware shop and is faced with a bizarre range of stock that needs rebuilding from scratch, with two owners who are struggling to move into the 21st century.	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Mystery At Whaleback Bay 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned		HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Tue May 3, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned		HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING					WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One Where Joey Speaks French 	
	Joey implores Phoebe to teach him French for an audition, but she quickly becomes exasperated by his awful attempts to speak the language. 	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Princess Consuela 	
	Rachel has a secret job interview at a restaurant, but gets a shock when she finds her current boss dining at the next table. Meanwhile, Phoebe considers legally changing her married name to something more exotic.	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Death Stalks The Big Top - Part 2 	
	Despite her brother-in-law's confession, Jessica refuses to believe he killed the circus foreman.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	A BIG HAND FOR THE LITTLE LADY (*General Standby*)	1966	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	G	
	A Big Hand For The Little Lady  	
	The wife of a compulsive gambler who has virtually lost the family's life savings in the west's wildest poker game is forced to raise the money to play out her husband's fabulous final hand after he suffers a heart attack.	
	Starring: Henry Fonda, Joanne Woodward, Jason Robards, Charles Bickford, Burgess Meredith	
14:00	THE CHOPPING BLOCK		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Cafe Face Off 	
	Young and funky family teams are in a cafe face-off in the suburbs of Melbourne. One side of the Heidelburg alley is Cafe Matto run by three brothers who think owning a restaurant is cool. On the other side is the glamorous Sleenman family with their Cafe Burgundy, run by glam model mum and her attractive 18 year-old triplets.	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Fanning the Flames 	
	Blinded by love, Kate decides to go on the run with her outlaw boyfriend Mitch. Drovers Run and other local farms are the victims of a professional arsonist. Stevie and Grace investigate the arson attacks and uncover a conspiracy to bankrupt local farmers. Could Phil Rakich be responsible? Moira has trouble shaking off a love-struck new admirer.	
	Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
16:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Zoo episode 1 	
	Part one of a three part series that explores the world’s oldest zoo, bringing a unique insight into the rich variety of daily life for the staff and animals at London Zoo.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One Where Estelle Dies 	
	When Rachel makes a startling announcement, Ross secretly schemes to get her former job back for her. Elsewhere, Monica and Chandler check out the house for sale next door to their new home and make a stunning announcement.	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Rachel's Going Away Party 	
	As Rachel prepares to leave for Paris, the gang host a farewell where she takes each person aside to offer a private goodbye. But when one friend is left out he takes offence.	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	SECRET DEALERS					WS	PG	
	Presented by Kate Bliss. The series sees two family homes visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions. They then have to make the decision whether to sell their prized possessions.	
20:30	HOARDERS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Patty/Bill 	
	A woman whose children were removed from her home because of her hoarding wants to clean her home so the children can return; and a man whose hoarding has forced his partner to give him an ultimatum.	
21:30	BIZARRE ER			Repeat		WS	M	
	Explore some of the most remarkable and unusual cases in emergency medicine using both fly-on-the-wall footage and recollections of the most jaw-dropping cases from recent years.	
	Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity	
22:00	BIZARRE ER			Repeat		WS	M	
	Explore some of the most remarkable and unusual cases in emergency medicine using both fly-on-the-wall footage and recollections of the most jaw-dropping cases from recent years.	
	Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity	
22:30	SENSING MURDER					WS	M	
	Gifted psychic mediums from New Zealand and Australia are challenged to uncover new leads in some of the most chilling unsolved murder cases.	
23:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One Where Estelle Dies 	
	When Rachel makes a startling announcement, Ross secretly schemes to get her former job back for her. Elsewhere, Monica and Chandler check out the house for sale next door to their new home and make a stunning announcement.	
00:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Death Stalks The Big Top - Part 2 	
	Despite her brother-in-law's confession, Jessica refuses to believe he killed the circus foreman.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
01:00	HOARDERS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Patty/Bill 	
	A woman whose children were removed from her home because of her hoarding wants to clean her home so the children can return; and a man whose hoarding has forced his partner to give him an ultimatum.	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Night Caller 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned		HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Wed May 4, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned		HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING					WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One Where Estelle Dies 	
	When Rachel makes a startling announcement, Ross secretly schemes to get her former job back for her. Elsewhere, Monica and Chandler check out the house for sale next door to their new home and make a stunning announcement.	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Rachel's Going Away Party 	
	As Rachel prepares to leave for Paris, the gang host a farewell where she takes each person aside to offer a private goodbye. But when one friend is left out he takes offence.	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Unfinished Business 	
	A recently retired police lieutenant returns to a case he never solved:  a 10-year-old murder in which Seth was a suspect.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	CARRY ON SCREAMING	1966		Repeat		WS	PG	
	Carry On Screaming 	
	Ghouls, monsters, mad scientists and vampires inhabit a lone house in the forest and busy themselves turning people to stone.	
	Starring: Harry Corbett, Kenneth Williams, Jim Dale, Charles Hawtrey, Fenella Fielding	
	Cons.Advice: Horror, Sexual References	
14:00	THE CHOPPING BLOCK		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Parramatta Restaurants 	
	With over 300 restaurants competing for business in Parramatta, Sydney you need to look good and be getting it right in the food department. Both family run businesses La Bella Vista and Sophocles are missing the mark and need to update!	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	My Enemy My Friend 	
	Grace faces an uphill battle to save Ashleigh's life, after they are involved in a serious car accident on an isolated road. An expensive stud bull is murdered on Drovers Run, and the girls are convinced someone is trying to bankrupt them. But who? Heath and Marcus compete over who can find and rescue Grace first. Grace's new friendship with Ashleigh is destroyed when she discovers Ashleigh is trying to bankrupt Drovers.	
	Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon	
16:00	SECRET DEALERS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Presented by Kate Bliss. The series sees two family homes visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions. They then have to make the decision whether to sell their prized possessions.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned		HD	WS	PG	
	The Last One - Part 1 	
	It's their last day together and it's one momentous event and there are a few last minute surprises. Even as the friends make major decisions about their futures, they share a bond that will last forever - no matter where their paths lead.	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned		HD	WS	PG	
	The Last One - Part 2 	
	Chandler and Monica prepare to move out of the urban core of the New York to a leisurely suburb, and Joey loses Duck Jr and Chick Jr in the football table.	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	JO FROST:  EXTREME PARENTAL GUIDANCE					WS	PG	
	In this week’s big event, Jo investigates if modern day children really are unhealthier than those of 50 years ago – by putting them through some 1959-style exercises!	
20:30	HOARDERS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Paul/Missy & Alex 	
	The first-season finale checks in on a man whose property is covered with cars, scrap metal and old appliances; and a woman whose 7-year-old son is showing hoarding tendencies.	
21:30	THE CLOSER				HD	WS	M	
	In Custody (*New Night*) 	
	Investigating A Suicide, The Squad Gets Into A Nasty Child-Custody Dispute. Pope Applies For The Police Chief Job, But Brenda May Have An Opinion About Whether Or Not He Gets It.	
	Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney	
22:30	THE CLOSER		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	LA Woman 	
	Brenda and her team investigate the murder of an Iranian businessman. When it's discovered the victim was on a terrorist watch list, the FBI muscles in on Brenda's case.	
23:30	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Rachel's Going Away Party 	
	As Rachel prepares to leave for Paris, the gang host a farewell where she takes each person aside to offer a private goodbye. But when one friend is left out he takes offence.	
01:00	THE CLOSER			Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	In Custody (*New Night*) 	
	Investigating A Suicide, The Squad Gets Into A Nasty Child-Custody Dispute. Pope Applies For The Police Chief Job, But Brenda May Have An Opinion About Whether Or Not He Gets It.	
	Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Lake On Blue Mountain 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned		HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Thu May 5, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned		HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING					WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The Last One - Part 1 	
	It's their last day together and it's one momentous event and there are a few last minute surprises. Even as the friends make major decisions about their futures, they share a bond that will last forever - no matter where their paths lead.	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The Last One - Part 2 	
	Chandler and Monica prepare to move out of the urban core of the New York to a leisurely suburb, and Joey loses Duck Jr and Chick Jr in the football table.	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	One White Rose For Death 	
	Invited to Washington, D.C. for a concert, Jessica becomes involved in the defection of two East German musicians and the murder of a British agent.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	DON'T MAKE WAVES	1967	Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Don't Make Waves 	
	Tony Curtis stars as Carlo Cofield in this "American Dream" romantic comedy. The conniving Carlo visits Southern California and soon finds himself falling in love with two beach beauties. Set with a beach backdrop, catchy soundtrack and the presence of famous body builders Dave Draper & Reg Lewis add to the campy fun of this 1960's beach comedy.	
	Starring: Tony Curtis, Claudia Cardinale, Sharon Tate	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
14:00	THE CHOPPING BLOCK		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Restaurant Wars 	
	The new owners of The Olive Drum have found life in hospitality is harder than they ever possibly imagined with open hostility between them and the chefs in the kitchen. The other restaurant Unwine is run by a tired, hen-pecked man who hates the fact he has to fight for every customer along a highly competitive lane of restaurants in Melbourne.	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Knight In Shining Armour 	
	Grace is shocked when Heath proposes marriage. Will she accept? The girls host a spectacular medieval pageant to raise money for Drought Relief. The future of Drovers Run hangs in the balance, when Ashleigh forces Grace to sell her heritage. Patrick gets his heart broken by Ashleigh and Tayler is there to pick up the pieces. Tayler resigns from Drovers Run.	
	Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon	
16:00	JO FROST:  EXTREME PARENTAL GUIDANCE			Repeat		WS	PG	
	In this week’s big event, Jo investigates if modern day children really are unhealthier than those of 50 years ago – by putting them through some 1959-style exercises!	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy 	
	Ross' Star Wars fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confide in Rachel.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One Where No One's Ready 	
	Monica tries to contact her old beau Richard when she mistakenly thinks an old phone message is new. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	AS TIME GOES BY					WS	G	
	Lionel finds that he has attracted the attentions of a dog but Jean doesn’t believe him until it turns up on their doorstep.	
20:00	RELOCATION, RELOCATION					WS	PG	
	Could you relaunch your life, selling your home to fund a new double existence; buying both a place in the country and a pied-a-terre in town? Professional property hunters Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help couples find the ideal balance between urban energy and rural relaxation.	
20:30	THE WORLD'S SMALLEST MAN AND ME					WS	PG	
	The World's Smallest Man And Me 	
	Following the death of 71cm Nelson de la Rosa in 2006, a number of possible contenders for the title of world's smallest man emerged. Mark sets off to meet them all, and to find out what this title would mean to them and their families.	
21:30	EMBARRASSING BODIES			Repeat		WS	M	
	Kids/Southend 	
	Dr. Christian Jessne and Dr Pixie McKenna are on a mission to get the nation to face up to its embarrassing conditions and seek help. This week's episode includes the dramatic case of a 9-year-old with the worst case of varicose that Christian has ever seen and a group of primary school kids are checked for nits and rotten teeth.	
	Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity	
22:30	HOW TO HAVE SEX AFTER MARRIAGE		Captioned	Repeat		WS	MA	
	Chloe & Robert Buckley 	
	Each week a relationship psychotherapist Anjula Mutuna and her team of dating experts, Sam Ban Rood and sex writer Catherine Townsend take a couple with a non-existent sex life and try to put some passion back into their relationship!	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References	
23:30	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy 	
	Ross' Star Wars fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confide in Rachel.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
01:00	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	Lionel finds that he has attracted the attentions of a dog but Jean doesn’t believe him until it turns up on their doorstep.	
01:30	RELOCATION, RELOCATION			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Could you relaunch your life, selling your home to fund a new double existence; buying both a place in the country and a pied-a-terre in town? Professional property hunters Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help couples find the ideal balance between urban energy and rural relaxation.	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Stolen Tugboat 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned		HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Fri May 6, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned		HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING					WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy 	
	Ross' Star Wars fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confide in Rachel.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One Where No One's Ready 	
	Monica tries to contact her old beau Richard when she mistakenly thinks an old phone message is new. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Corned Beef And Carnage 	
	Jessica wants to know who's got the beef against a murdered man who had a shaky fast-food chain account.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	THE BRIDAL PATH	1959		Repeat		WS	G	
	The Bridal Path 	
	A light-hearted look at the somewhat unfortunate results that can come of the continued marrying of fairly close cousins in a restricted and remote community.	
	Starring: Bill Travers, George Cole, Bernardette O'Farrell, Gordon Jackson	
14:00	THE CHOPPING BLOCK		Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Peddling Pasta (*Season Final*) 	
	Michelinos and Zingarella are vibrant teams who have different approaches to presenting Italian food. One husband and wife team who have just had their first child want to bring the love back to Lygon Street; while the other is run by a dynamic duo, new to the business but already full of ideas to expand the business and get the numbers in.	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The Short Cut 	
	Grace takes drastic action to capture a cattle thief. The girls uncover Ashleigh's plan to bankrupt Drovers Run. But can they stop her before it's too late? Grace questions her future with Heath, after losing her engagement ring. Marcus and Ashleigh vie for control over Killarney.	
	Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon	
16:00	THE WORLD'S SMALLEST MAN AND ME			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The World's Smallest Man And Me 	
	Following the death of 71cm Nelson de la Rosa in 2006, a number of possible contenders for the title of world's smallest man emerged. Mark sets off to meet them all, and to find out what this title would mean to them and their families.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Jam 	
	Monica discovers a secret about Joey; Ross offers Chandler advice on the 'hug and roll' maneouvre.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel 	
	When Phoebe poses as Joey's agent, she lands him a job and he asks her to represent him fulltime.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	ANTIQUES ROADSHOW		Captioned	Repeat		WS	G	
	Westonbrit 	
	Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they leave disappointed?	
20:30	TBA						G	
	Title not available at time of scheduling 	
	Information To Follow	
23:30	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:25	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Corned Beef And Carnage 	
	Jessica wants to know who's got the beef against a murdered man who had a shaky fast-food chain account.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
01:20	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The Short Cut 	
	Grace takes drastic action to capture a cattle thief. The girls uncover Ashleigh's plan to bankrupt Drovers Run. But can they stop her before it's too late? Grace questions her future with Heath, after losing her engagement ring. Marcus and Ashleigh vie for control over Killarney.	
	Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon	
02:15	THE VENGEANCE OF FU MANCHU	1968		Repeat			M	
	The Vengeance Of Fu Manchu 	
	In his remote Asian hideaway the evil Fu Manchu plots the death and discredit of his arch rival, Inspector Nayland Smith of Scotland Yard, as the first step in his plan to become leader of the world's most terrible criminals.	
	Starring: Christopher Lee, Tsai Chin	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
04:05	DON'T MAKE WAVES	1967	Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Don't Make Waves 	
	Tony Curtis stars as Carlo Cofield in this "American Dream" romantic comedy. The conniving Carlo visits Southern California and soon finds himself falling in love with two beach beauties. Set with a beach backdrop, catchy soundtrack and the presence of famous body builders Dave Draper & Reg Lewis add to the campy fun of this 1960's beach comedy.	
	Starring: Tony Curtis, Claudia Cardinale, Sharon Tate	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
Sat May 7, 2011
06:00	THE BRIDAL PATH	1959		Repeat		WS	G	
	The Bridal Path 	
	A light-hearted look at the somewhat unfortunate results that can come of the continued marrying of fairly close cousins in a restricted and remote community.	
	Starring: Bill Travers, George Cole, Bernardette O'Farrell, Gordon Jackson	
08:00	THE PURE HELL OF ST. TRINIANS 	1961		Repeat			G	
	The Pure Hell Of St. Trinians 	
	The hellions of St. Trinians are recruited to a sheik's harem. Little does he know what he's letting himself in for.	
	Starring: Cecil Parker, George Cole, Joyce Grenfell, Thorley Walters	
10:00	KIM	1950	Captioned	Repeat			G	
	Kim 	
	Dean Stockwell is Kim, a young British lad, living alone on the streets of 1880's India, who becomes involved with the local British soldiers, working as a spy to thwart a revolution and the invasion of India. Errol Flynn is the daring adventurer and his protector. 	
	Starring: Errol Flynn, Dean Stockwell, Paul Lukas, Reginald Owen, Robert Douglas, Cecil Kellaway	
12:30	ANY WEDNESDAY	1966		Repeat			PG	
	Any Wednesday 	
	Six days a week a model husband stays home but on Wednesday's visits his mistress in his tax-exempt executive suite. However, when an eager young business man breezes into the suite and falls for the young mistress, complications arise.	
	Starring: Jane Fonda, Jason Robards, Dean Jones, Rosemary Murphy, Anne Prentiss	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
14:40	TRAVELS WITH MY AUNT	1972					PG	
	Travels With My Aunt 	
	At his mother's funeral, stuffy bank clerk Henry Pulling meets his Aunt Augusta, an elderly eccentric with more-than-shady dealings, who pulls him along on a whirlwind adventure, as she attempts to rescue an old lover.
	
	Starring: Maggie Smith, Lou Gossett Jnr, Cindy Williams, Alec McGowen	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Adult Themes	
17:00	GETAWAY		Captioned			WS	PG	
	Sydney vs Melbourne 	
	The ultimate showdown to decide once and for all Australia's best city. Getaway's Melbourne-born presenter's vs the Sydney-born reporters covering subjects including Weather, Shopping, Food and Sport.  Hosted and judged by independent Queensland-born Natalie Gruzlewski
	
18:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	California Here We Come (Part 1) 	
	Maxwell is offered to turn one of his failed plays into a movie, and tells Fran they might be moving to California. However Fran is afraid the news is going to devastate her mother.	
	Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis	
18:30	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat			G	
	The Duncans abruptly vacate the dwelling next door and Judith has the wonderful idea of her and Alistair taking up residence there.	
19:00	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	As Judith and Sandy no longer have boyfriends, Jean wants to think of a way to cheer them up.	
19:35	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	Lionel finds that he has attracted the attentions of a dog but Jean doesn’t believe him until it turns up on their doorstep.	
20:10	TWO FAT LADIES					WS	G	
	Meat 	
	The ladies go to Westonbirt School in Cornwall to cook for the lacrosse team. 

20:45	CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Happenstance 	
	Identical twin sisters who apparently didn't know of each other's existence are murdered on the very same night. Also, Grissom is invited to take part in a seminar at Brown University, which would require him to take a few months leave, but who would be left in charge?	
	Starring: Marg Helgenberger, Laurence Fishburne, George Eads	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References	
21:45	CSI: MIAMI		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Throwing Heat 	
	After Frank steps on a land mine at a crime scene Horatio and the Bomb Technicians must deactivate the bomb. Delko gets hit with a large lawsuit after breaking up a domestic dispute.	
	Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Khandi Alexander	
22:45	CSI: NY		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Obsession 	
	The CSIs must find who or what killed a man who was found alone in his apartment. With no identification on the body, Mac and Stella have to go on the evidence at the apartment to solve this case. Meanwhile, Danny finds out more about New York's version of the Iditarod - the "Idiotrun" where a young man has been found dead.	
	Starring: Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Hill Harper, Carmine Giovinazzo	
23:40	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:35	DEATH IS A WOMAN	1966					M	
	Death Is A Woman 	
	An undercover agent sent to the Mediterranean to investigate dope smuggling becomes the chief suspect in a murder case. While attempting to find the real murderer, the agent and his beautiful assistant discover that the killer and narcotics smuggler are the one and the same.	
	Starring: Patsy Ann Noble, Mark Burns, Shaun Curry, Wanda Ventham	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References	
02:05	ANY WEDNESDAY	1966		Repeat			PG	
	Any Wednesday 	
	Six days a week a model husband stays home but on Wednesday's visits his mistress in his tax-exempt executive suite. However, when an eager young business man breezes into the suite and falls for the young mistress, complications arise.	
	Starring: Jane Fonda, Jason Robards, Dean Jones, Rosemary Murphy, Anne Prentiss	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
04:10	ESCAPEMENT	1958		Repeat		WS	PG	
	Escapement 	
	An insurance investigator is sent to Europe to enquire into the mysterious death of a famous film star. He not only learns that the star was receiving psychiatric treatment at a clinic, but also discovers that other famous and wealthy people who had attended the clinic had died in peculiar circumstances.	
	Starring: Rod Cameron, Mary Murphy	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence	
05:35	THE GARDEN GURUS			Repeat	HD	WS	G	
	With mothers day just around the corner this weeks episode of The Garden Gurus will be giving you some great ideas to make your mum feel extra special this season.