Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM
Sun May 15, 2011
06:00	IT IS WRITTEN				HD	WS	PG	
	Religious programme.
	
06:30	SO LITTLE TIME	1952					PG	
	So Little Time 	
	During World War II, German soldiers occupy the home of a beautiful Belgian girl and her mother.	
	Starring: Maria Schell, Marius Goring	
	Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Adult Themes	
08:20	FOR BETTER FOR WORSE	1954		Repeat		WS	G	
	For Better For Worse 	
	Tony and Anne are a couple of young lovers who decide to take the marital plunge after only a few weeks of courtship and manage to convince Anne's doubting parents to let them marry.	
	Starring: Cecil Parker, Dirk Bogarde, Susan Stephen	
10:05	I LIVE IN GROSVENOR SQUARE 	1945		Repeat			G	
	I Live In Grosvenor Square 	
	An American, living in Britain during the war, interrupts a romance and creates a romantic triangle involving an English girl, her boyfriend and an American soldier.	
	Starring: Anna Neagle, Rex Harrison, Dean Jagger, Robert Morley	
12:25	THE CITY UNDER THE SEA	1965		Repeat		WS	PG	
	The City Under The Sea 	
	Vincent Price stars in this story of the discovery of an underwater society of smugglers who never age.	
	Starring: Vincent Price, Tab Hunter, David Tomlinson	
	Cons.Advice: Mild Violence	
14:20	MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY	1962			HD	WS	PG	
	Mutiny on the Bounty 	
	Lt. Fletcher Christian, an officer aboard the HMS Bounty leads a mutiny against the ship's tyrannical Capt. Bligh.	
	Starring: Marlon Brando, Trevor Howard	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
18:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Dummy Twins (Part 2) 	
	Ms. Babcock finds Nile's proposal pathetic and laughable. Fran tries to contour the situation and teaches Niles a better way for him to start things with Ms. Babcock. 	
	Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis	
18:30	ANTIQUES ROADSHOW		Captioned			WS	G	
	Burghley House 	
	Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?	
19:30	AS TIME GOES BY					WS	G	
	Sandy’s policeman boyfriend, Harry, calls by the house to tell Sandy some important news. Meanwhile, Alistair – who has had dates with both girls in the household – suddenly realises he wants Judith and that he should settle down.	
20:00	AS TIME GOES BY					WS	G	
	Alistair has finally proposed marriage to Judith and has been accepted. Jean is naturally delighted for her daughter while Lionel’s father, Rocky and Mrs Bale prepare for the big event in the village.	
20:30	THE DA VINCI CODE	2006	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	The Da Vinci Code 	
	While in Paris on business, a Harvard symbologist, Robert Langdon, receives an urgent late-night phone call; the elderly curator of the Louvre has been murdered inside the museum. Langdon is stunned to discover that a cipher found next to the body leads to a trail of clues hidden in the works of Da Vinci. Stars Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou and Jean Reno.	
	Starring: Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou, Ian McKellen	
	Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Adult Themes	
23:30	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Dummy Twins (Part 2) 	
	Ms. Babcock finds Nile's proposal pathetic and laughable. Fran tries to contour the situation and teaches Niles a better way for him to start things with Ms. Babcock. 	
	Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis	
00:00	STATION SIX SAHARA	1964		Repeat		WS	M	
	Station Six Sahara 	
	The strained, bitter existence of five men is briefly interrupted by a woman who crashes with her divorced and jealous husband into their midst.	
	Starring: Carroll Baker, Peter Van Eyck, Denholm Elliott, Ian Bannen, Biff McGuire	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Frank Williams File 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Mon May 16, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING					WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends 	
	When Monica and Richard accidently meet, they decide to become friends - but it doesn't stop there. Guest stars Tom Selleck. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		G	
	The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner 	
	Pheobe's ex-singing partner wants to make Pheobe's signature song, "Smelly Cat", a commercial success; Chandler dates a woman with a secret.  Guest stars Sherilyn Fenn.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Night Of The Headless Horseman 	
	The 'headless' horseman rides again, but his costume becomes more realistic.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	SOUTH OF ALGIERS	1954		Repeat			G	
	South Of Algiers  	
	Set in Egypt, an archaeologist seeks an ancient tomb containing the Mask Of Moloch. Meanwhile, two criminals also seek the mask and a desert chase ensues.	
	Starring: Eric Portman, Wanda Hendrix	
14:00	MARCO PIERRE WHITE'S CHOPPING BLOCK					WS	M	
	Celebrated chef and restaurateur Marco Pierre White serves up a new original cooking competition series where two teams of four couples compete for the chance to own their own restaurant and take a tasting tour of Marco's European restaurants.	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The Pitfalls Of Love 	
	Grace and Marcus are trapped at the bottom of an abandoned mine shaft meanwhile Kate helps Father Dan by caring for an elderly woman, who makes her life a misery. Tayler is nervous about taking her relationship to the next level and Phil goes to extreme lengths to woo back Moira.	
	Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas	
16:00	ANTIQUES ROADSHOW		Captioned	Repeat		WS	G	
	Burghley House 	
	Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break 	
	Ross gets carried away in a moment of passion and the consequences are disastrous. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One The Morning After 	
	Four of the gang are trapped in Monica's room while the other two remain oblivious.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	THE ZOO					WS	PG	
	The Zoo episode 3 	
	Part three of a three part series that explores the world’s oldest zoo, bringing a unique insight into the rich variety of daily life for the staff and animals at London Zoo.	
20:30	MARY QUEEN OF SHOPS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Lightwater Homecare 	
	Mary Portas comes to the aid of a DIY store in Surrey that has seen profits plunge by 60 per cent in the past three years. People are rejecting the local shop in favour of big warehouse rivals however, the owner resists change.	
21:30	KITCHEN NIGHTMARES U.S.A.		Captioned	Repeat		WS	MA	
	Trobianno's  	
	Chef Ramsay heads to Great Neck, New York to help out an Italian restaurant called Trobiano's. The owner of Trobiano's is running the restaurant on his girlfriend's parent's money, which is running out.	
	Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language	
22:30	WIFE SWAP USA			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Clover/Lovazzano 	
	Tina believes that her family must have a ton of money to look right and have a good time. Now she heads to Texas, where the Clovers turn their noses up at extravagance and embrace old-fashioned country living and values.	
23:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break 	
	Ross gets carried away in a moment of passion and the consequences are disastrous. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
00:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Night Of The Headless Horseman 	
	The 'headless' horseman rides again, but his costume becomes more realistic.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
01:00	MARY QUEEN OF SHOPS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Lightwater Homecare 	
	Mary Portas comes to the aid of a DIY store in Surrey that has seen profits plunge by 60 per cent in the past three years. People are rejecting the local shop in favour of big warehouse rivals however, the owner resists change.	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Skydiver  	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Tue May 17, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break 	
	Ross gets carried away in a moment of passion and the consequences are disastrous. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One The Morning After 	
	Four of the gang are trapped in Monica's room while the other two remain oblivious.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	The Corpse Flew First Class 	
	A flight to London is plagued by murder and a missing priceless necklace. It's up to Jessica and Scotland Yard to unravel the mystery.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	THE FIRST TRAVELLING SALESLADY	1956		Repeat			G	
	The First Travelling Saleslady 	
	At the turn of the century Rose and ex-showbiz friend Molly get involved in selling steal. When they come unstuck with corsets they embark on the even more hazardous project of selling barbed wire to highly suspicious Texas cowboys. 	
	Starring: Ginger Rogers, Barry Nelson, Carol Channing, James Arness, Clint Eastwood	
14:00	MARCO PIERRE WHITE'S CHOPPING BLOCK					WS	M	
	Celebrated chef and restaurateur Marco Pierre White serves up a new original cooking competition series where two teams of four couples compete for the chance to own their own restaurant and take a tasting tour of Marco's European restaurants.	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Wild Ride 	
	Stevie's wild-at-heart former rodeo Mate Sharon visits Drovers and turns everyone's lives upside down. Marcus sacrifices his chances in a major horse endurance race to save Ingrid from an abusive rider meanwhile, Kate is feeling increasingly dissatisfied with her life.	
	Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas	
16:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Zoo episode 3 	
	Part three of a three part series that explores the world’s oldest zoo, bringing a unique insight into the rich variety of daily life for the staff and animals at London Zoo.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One Without The Ski Trip 	
	Chandler's under stress and reverts to an old habit; Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age; and Monica receives a tip from a customer worth a small fortune.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Hypnosis Tape 	
	Pheobe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age; Monica receives a tip from a customer worth a small fortune. Guest stars Giovanni Ribisi and Jon Favreau. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	SECRET DEALERS					WS	PG	
	Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them.	
20:30	HOARDERS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Julie and Shannon 	
		
21:30	THE CLOSER				HD	WS	M	
	Heart Attack 	
	At The Request Of Detective Mikki Mendoza, The Squad Investigates Brutal Murders Indicating A Mexican Drug Cartel May Have Moved Into The City.	
	Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney	
22:30	WITHOUT A TRACE		Captioned		HD	WS	M	
	Daylight 	
	During the search for a missing psychologist, the team discovers the victim's brother was imprisoned for rape, making them question if this past is connected to the disappearance.	
	Starring: Anthony LaPaglia, Eric Close, Poppy Montgomery	
23:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One Without The Ski Trip 	
	Chandler's under stress and reverts to an old habit; Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age; and Monica receives a tip from a customer worth a small fortune.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
00:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	The Corpse Flew First Class 	
	A flight to London is plagued by murder and a missing priceless necklace. It's up to Jessica and Scotland Yard to unravel the mystery.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
01:00	THE CLOSER			Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Heart Attack 	
	At The Request Of Detective Mikki Mendoza, The Squad Investigates Brutal Murders Indicating A Mexican Drug Cartel May Have Moved Into The City.	
	Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	The Kid From Spanish Harlem 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Wed May 18, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One Without The Ski Trip 	
	Chandler's under stress and reverts to an old habit; Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age; and Monica receives a tip from a customer worth a small fortune.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Hypnosis Tape 	
	Pheobe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age; Monica receives a tip from a customer worth a small fortune. Guest stars Giovanni Ribisi and Jon Favreau. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Crossed-up 	
	The phone wires get crossed during a storm and Jessica can't convince anyone that what she heard was real.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	SCORCHED	2008	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Scorched 	
	Sydney, five years from now. There has been no rainfall for over 200 days. The city has nearly run out of water and is fast becoming reliant on its desalination plant. During a severe heatwave the city is ringed by bushfires which simultaneously break their containment lines leaving Sydney under siege and without sufficient water to defend itself.	
	Starring: Cameron Daddo, Rachael Carpani, Georgie Parker, Vince Colosimo, Les Hill	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes	
14:00	MARCO PIERRE WHITE'S CHOPPING BLOCK					WS	M	
	Celebrated chef and restaurateur Marco Pierre White serves up a new original cooking competition series where two teams of four couples compete for the chance to own their own restaurant and take a tasting tour of Marco's European restaurants.	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Nowhere To Hide 	
	Stevie invites danger onto Drovers when she puts her trust in rodeo mate Sharon. Kate accepts a job running a Church-run farm for wayward youth meanwhile Ingrid and Marcus get up close and personal during a diagnosing a stud bull with "performance" problems.	
	Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas	
16:00	SECRET DEALERS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Tiny T-Shirt 	
	Monica dates a millionaire; Joey gets the lead in a play but can't stand his leading lady - until he realises he likes her; and Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss. Guest stars Jon Favreau. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Dollhouse 	
	Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss - who he thinks is a big, dull dud; Monica inherits a dollhouse and invites Phoebe to play. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	JO FROST:  EXTREME PARENTAL GUIDANCE					WS	PG	
	Continuing her investigations into commonly held parenting beliefs – Jo’s big event demonstrates the link between sugar and hyperactivity.  Many parents think that eating sugar makes their children bounce off the walls – but is it scientific fact?	
20:30	FEMALE HOARDERS					WS	PG	
	Female Hoarders 	
	Female Hoarders explores the lives of four ladies whose hoarding habits are so out of control that it keeps them from enjoying a normal life. Finally, they decide enough is enough: it’s time to make space. But what is at the bottom of all the buying?	
21:30	THE CLOSER		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Blue Blood 	
	Brenda investigates the slaying of a detective and the drug dealer he was investigating, both of whom were found dead in an abandoned warehouse. 	
	Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney	
22:30	LAW & ORDER				HD	WS	M	
	Corruption 	
	A fellow detective claims he shot a suspected drug dealer in self-defence, but none of his fellow officers can corroborate his story. 	
23:30	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Chick & A Duck 	
	Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet; Monica's millionaire friend makes her a unique offer. Guest stars Jon Favreau. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
01:00	THE CLOSER		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Blue Blood 	
	Brenda investigates the slaying of a detective and the drug dealer he was investigating, both of whom were found dead in an abandoned warehouse. 	
	Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Panic In The Bush 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Thu May 19, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Tiny T-Shirt 	
	Monica dates a millionaire; Joey gets the lead in a play but can't stand his leading lady - until he realises he likes her; and Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss. Guest stars Jon Favreau. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Dollhouse 	
	Rachel sets Chandler up on a date with her boss - who he thinks is a big, dull dud; Monica inherits a dollhouse and invites Phoebe to play. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Murder In A Minor Key 	
	Three bright young college graduate students find themselves immersed in plagiarism, intrigue, and murder as Jessica narrates her latest novel.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	THE BOOK OF RUTH	2004	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	The Book of Ruth 	
	Shy, self effacing newlywed Ruth manages to coerce her husband Artie to move into the home of Ruth's domineering mother Maylene. Maylene has fed into her daughter's insecurities, making Ruth feel homely and worthless. Perverse though it may seem this was the only way that Maylene was ever able to express her love.	
	Starring: Christine Lahti, Nicholle Tom, Evan Jones	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References, Some Violence	
14:00	HOLIDAY SHOWDOWN					WS	M	
	Bordeaux and Devon 	
	Holiday Showdown matches up two very different families with completely opposing ideas of what makes a good holiday and sends them away together for two weeks.  The rules are non-negotiable, for each week of the holiday one of the families is in charge in their ideal holiday location. Both families have a challenge - to convince the other of the wonders of their holiday. 	
	Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Stand By Me 	
	Tayler befriends a homeless girl and discovers some home truths of her own while Grace wonders if she can ever trust Stevie again. Tayler and Patrick find living together is harder then they thought.	
	Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas	
16:00	JO FROST:  EXTREME PARENTAL GUIDANCE			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Continuing her investigations into commonly held parenting beliefs – Jo’s big event demonstrates the link between sugar and hyperactivity.  Many parents think that eating sugar makes their children bounce off the walls – but is it scientific fact?	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Chick & A Duck 	
	Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet; Monica's millionaire friend makes her a unique offer. Guest stars Jon Favreau. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Screamer 	
	Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic; Joey's play gets terrible reviews, but his romance with his co-star progresses.  Guest stars Ben Stiller.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	AS TIME GOES BY					WS	G	
	As the day of Judith and Alistair’s wedding approaches, the women are putting the final touches to their plans. Meanwhile, a minor hitch occurs when the best man breaks his leg.	
20:00	AS TIME GOES BY					WS	G	
	Despite all Jean and Sandy’s efforts, Harry has still not proposed. Meanwhile, Jean is considering asking Sandy to take over as office manager at the secretarial agency.	
20:30	RELOCATION, RELOCATION					WS	PG	
	Dorset and Bath 	
	Tom and Carol Krosnar, expecting their first child, want a dream home in Dorset, one of the most expensive places in the UK. Can Kirstie and Phil help?
	
21:30	EMBARRASSING BODIES			Repeat		WS	M	
	Feet 	
	This week’s episode features a woman in her thirties whose life and skin have been ruined by acne. Also, the dentist has to remove the front teeth of a young man who’s been reaching for the fizzy drinks late at night rather than his toothbrush.	
	Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity	
22:30	HOW TO HAVE SEX AFTER MARRIAGE		Captioned	Repeat		WS	MA	
	John & Debbie Fox 	
	Each week a relationship psychotherapist Anjula Mutuna and her team of dating experts, Sam Ban Rood and sex writer Catherine Townsend take a couple with a non-existent sex life and try to put some passion back into their relationship!	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References	
23:30	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Chick & A Duck 	
	Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet; Monica's millionaire friend makes her a unique offer. Guest stars Jon Favreau. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
01:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Murder In A Minor Key 	
	Three bright young college graduate students find themselves immersed in plagiarism, intrigue, and murder as Jessica narrates her latest novel.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Long Tough Race 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Fri May 20, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Chick & A Duck 	
	Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet; Monica's millionaire friend makes her a unique offer. Guest stars Jon Favreau. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Screamer 	
	Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic; Joey's play gets terrible reviews, but his romance with his co-star progresses.  Guest stars Ben Stiller.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	The Bottom Line Is Murder 	
	In order to help a friend who's been arrested for murder, Jessica investigates behind the scenes at a consumer activist show.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	PROMISE HER ANYTHING	1966	Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Promise Her Anything 	
	A young lady who has been widowed and left with a baby son to bring up alone, tries to catch the attention of a doctor by hiding her child with a neighbour until she has got her man.	
	Starring: Warren Beatty, Leslie Caron	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
14:00	HOLIDAY SHOWDOWN					WS	M	
	Shell Island and Florence 	
	Holiday Showdown matches up two very different families with completely opposing ideas of what makes a good holiday and sends them away together for two weeks.  The rules are non-negotiable, for each week of the holiday one of the families is in charge in their ideal holiday location. Both families have a challenge - to convince the other of the wonders of their holiday. 	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Close Enough To Touch 	
	Alex finally returns from Argentina, in time for the birth of his baby with Stevie. But tragedy looms who will survive a freak accident.	
	Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas	
16:00	RELOCATION, RELOCATION			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Dorset and Bath 	
	Tom and Carol Krosnar, expecting their first child, want a dream home in Dorset, one of the most expensive places in the UK. Can Kirstie and Phil help?
	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Ross Thing 	
	Pheobe can't choose between two guys - a burly fireman and a sensitive teacher; the gang sneaks a visit to Pete's place to see how a millionaire lives. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion 	
	Chandler's boss is overly friendly; Phoebe sets Ross up with Bonnie - the girl who shaves her head. Guest stars Billy Chrystal and Robin Williams.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	ANTIQUES ROADSHOW		Captioned	Repeat		WS	G	
	Highclere Castle 	
	Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they leave disappointed?	
20:30	RUNAWAY JURY	2003	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Runaway Jury 	
	Set in New Orleans, Nick Easter gets himself on the jury of a landmark case against a gun manufacturer in an attempt to influence the other jury members to vote a certain way. Meanwhile, Easter's girlfriend, Marlee, tries to swindle the attorneys to pay millions of dollars to have the jury return a verdict friendly to their clients.	
	Starring: John Cusack, Rachel Weisz, Gene Hackman, Dustin Hoffman, Jeremy Piven, Melora Walters	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language	
23:10	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Ross Thing 	
	Pheobe can't choose between two guys - a burly fireman and a sensitive teacher; the gang sneaks a visit to Pete's place to see how a millionaire lives. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
23:40	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:40	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	The Bottom Line Is Murder 	
	In order to help a friend who's been arrested for murder, Jessica investigates behind the scenes at a consumer activist show.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
01:35	THE BOOK OF RUTH	2004	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	The Book of Ruth 	
	Shy, self effacing newlywed Ruth manages to coerce her husband Artie to move into the home of Ruth's domineering mother Maylene. Maylene has fed into her daughter's insecurities, making Ruth feel homely and worthless. Perverse though it may seem this was the only way that Maylene was ever able to express her love.	
	Starring: Christine Lahti, Nicholle Tom, Evan Jones	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References, Some Violence	
03:20	I'M ALL RIGHT JACK 	1959		Repeat		WS	G	
	I'm All Right Jack 	
	A young man who visualizes himself as an executive in the Arms Industry, goes to work in a factory controlled by his Uncle who is planning a crooked deal which the blundering young man, unknowingly causes to backfire. 	
	Starring: Peter Sellers, Terry Thomas, Margaret Rutherford, Ian Carmichael, Richard Attenborough, Dennis Price	
05:20	GEM PRESENTS			Repeat			PG	
	Katie Noonan 	
	Music Special.	
05:30	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	The Town That Died 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
Sat May 21, 2011
06:00	PROMISE HER ANYTHING	1966	Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Promise Her Anything 	
	A young lady who has been widowed and left with a baby son to bring up alone, tries to catch the attention of a doctor by hiding her child with a neighbour until she has got her man.	
	Starring: Warren Beatty, Leslie Caron	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
08:00	SHE'LL HAVE TO GO	1962		Repeat			PG	
	She'll Have To Go 	
	Two brothers learn that their grandmother has willed the entire family fortune to a distant cousin and plan a 'get rich quick scheme' to secure some of the money.	
	Starring: Anna Karina, Bob Monkhouse, Hattie Jacques, Alfred Marks, Dennis Lotis	
	Cons.Advice: Mild Violence	
09:55	YOUNG WIVES' TALE	1951		Repeat			G	
	Young Wives' Tale 	
	A post-war housing crisis leaves a shy woman to share a house with two couples. However, comic situations arise as the new roomer becomes infatuated with one of the husbands.	
	Starring: Joan Greenwood, Nigel Patrick, Audrey Hepburn, Derek Farr	
11:30	BATTLE OF THE BULGE	1965	Captioned	Repeat		WS	G	
	Battle Of The Bulge 	
	This World War II classic tells the story of the tank battles of December 1944, in which Nazi Panzer forces staged a last-ditch offensive on the Belgian front.	
	Starring: Henry Fonda, Robert Shaw, Robert Ryan, Dana Andrews, Pier Angeli, Telly Savalas	
14:30	ROME ADVENTURE	1962		Repeat		WS	G	
	Rome Adventure 	
	A young American girl travels to Italy to learn about love and romance, only to become torn between a handsome Italian and an architectural student.	
	Starring: Troy Donahue, Angie Dickinson, Suzanne Pleshette, Rossano Brazzi, Constance Ford, Chad Everett	
17:00	GETAWAY		Captioned			WS	PG	
	Kate Ceberano and Jason Dundas present the complete guide to Disney World in Florida - 50 times the size of Disneyland on LA! Includes the Magic Kingdom and the amazing African Kingdom. Plus Natalie finds herself caught up in Thailand's unique water festival and Jules checks into some of Europe's quirkiest hotels.	
18:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Yetta's Letters (Part 3) 	
	While still shocked about finding out about Niles and C.C's secret affair, Fran and Maxwell worry about something else. Max's biggest chance to beat Andrew Lloyd Weber at the Tonys is going to be wasted. 	
	Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis	
18:30	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	Sandy’s policeman boyfriend, Harry, calls by the house to tell Sandy some important news. Meanwhile, Alistair – who has had dates with both girls in the household – suddenly realises he wants Judith and that he should settle down.	
19:00	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alistair has finally proposed marriage to Judith and has been accepted. Jean is naturally delighted for her daughter while Lionel’s father, Rocky and Mrs Bale prepare for the big event in the village.	
19:35	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	As the day of Judith and Alistair’s wedding approaches, the women are putting the final touches to their plans. Meanwhile, a minor hitch occurs when the best man breaks his leg.	
20:10	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	Despite all Jean and Sandy’s efforts, Harry has still not proposed. Meanwhile, Jean is considering asking Sandy to take over as office manager at the secretarial agency.	
20:45	CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Loco Motives 	
	Grissom investigates when a worker at a poultry processing plant is found dead in a stun bath used to electrocute chickens before they are slaughtered. Nearby, a miniature replica of the crime scene is discovered.	
	Starring: Marg Helgenberger, Laurence Fishburne, George Eads	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
21:45	CSI: MIAMI		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Man Down 	
	Horatio has Eric rushed to the hospital and watches as the doctors try to revive him. The rest of the CSI team finds evidence that may lead them to Cruz. 	
	Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Khandi Alexander	
22:45	CSI: NY		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Some Buried Bones 	
	Reed Garret gives Mac some interesting information regarding the death of a college student. Also the rest of the team will need to be a step ahead of Ava Brandt to figure out why a security guard was murdered.	
	Starring: Nelly Furtado, Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Hill Harper, Carmine Giovinazzo	
23:40	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:35	BATTLE OF THE BULGE	1965	Captioned	Repeat		WS	G	
	Battle Of The Bulge 	
	This World War II classic tells the story of the tank battles of December 1944, in which Nazi Panzer forces staged a last-ditch offensive on the Belgian front.	
	Starring: Henry Fonda, Robert Shaw, Robert Ryan, Dana Andrews, Pier Angeli, Telly Savalas	
03:25	I LIVE IN GROSVENOR SQUARE 	1945		Repeat			G	
	I Live In Grosvenor Square 	
	An American, living in Britain during the war, interrupts a romance and creates a romantic triangle involving an English girl, her boyfriend and an American soldier.	
	Starring: Anna Neagle, Rex Harrison, Dean Jagger, Robert Morley	
05:35	THE GARDEN GURUS			Repeat	HD	WS	G	
	(*Season Final*) 	
	This week Chloe Thomson takes you on a journey around your house and garden filling you in on what you can do to protect your family from rodent infestation this season.