Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM
Sun May 29, 2011
06:00	IT IS WRITTEN				HD	WS	PG	
	Religious programme.
	
06:30	THE FRIGHTENED CITY	1962		Repeat			PG	
	The Frightened City 	
	A presumably respected accountant master minds the amalgamation of six gangs working a "protection" racket in London.	
	Starring: Herbert Lom, John Gregson, Sean Connery, Yvonne Romain, Alfred Marks	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
08:30	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Baby Shower 	
	When Libby, the Chatterbox hairdresser/ fortune teller, predicts Val will hook up with Fred the pharmacist and it happens, Fran worries that her prediction might come true too.	
	Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis	
09:00	THE AVENGERS			Repeat			PG	
	Never Say Die 	
	Back in the public house, Steed meets Penrose and, suspicious of his strange mannerisms, follows him back to the unit. 	
	Starring: Patrick MacNee, Diana Rigg	
09:55	KING RICHARD AND THE CRUSADERS	1954		Repeat		WS	G	
	King Richard And The Crusaders 	
	Based on Sir Walter Scott's "The Talisman" this is the story of the romantic adventures of Christians and Muslims during the battle for the Holy Land during the time of Richard the Lionheart.	
	Starring: Rex Harrison, Virginia Mayo, Laurence Harvey, George Sanders	
12:15	NORTHWEST PASSAGE	1940		Repeat			PG	
	Northwest Passage 	
	1754. During the French and Indian War, a daring band led by Major Robert Rogers set out across the wild lands in search of the desperately sought route. Exploring, discovering new territories, new peoples and new adventures in search for the Northwest Passage.	
	Starring: Spencer Tracy, Robert Young, Ruth Hussey, Walter Brennan	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
14:55	THE NUN'S STORY	1959		Repeat	HD	WS	G	
	The Nun's Story 	
	The true story of a devoted Nun in the Belgian Congo who begins to doubt the significance of her sacrificial vows when her family and country are destroyed by the ravages of World War II and she discovers her hate for the enemy is too strong to ignore.	
	Starring: Audrey Hepburn, Peter Finch, Dame Edith Evans, Dean Jagger	
18:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Finale (Part 1) 	
	With the upcoming end of her pregnancy. Fran's feeling a little fat and overweight, and worries if she'll ever fit in her clothes again as she packs for the move. 	
	Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis	
18:30	ANTIQUES ROADSHOW		Captioned			WS	G	
	Guernsey 	
	Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?	
19:30	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat			PG	
	Jean and Lionel have now established a vague, uneasy friendship. Does this give them enough common ground on which they can build a new relationship?	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton	
20:00	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat			PG	
	After spending a day visiting old haunts together, Lionel departs London to give a lecture and Jean is persuaded by her daughter to pay him a surprise visit.	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton	
20:30	GRAN TORINO	2008	Captioned			WS	M	
	Gran Torino 	
	Disgruntled Korean War vet Walt Kowalski sets out to reform his neighbor, a young Asian teenager, who tried to steal Kowalski's prized possession: his 1972 Gran Torino.	
	Starring: Clint Eastwood, Bee Vang, Christopher Carley	
	Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Some Violence	
23:00	BIOGRAPHY-SERIAL KILLERS						M	
	BTK - Killer Speaks  	
	For more than 30 years, he terrorized the Wichita, Kansis area, killing at least 10 people and taunting police and local media from 1974 until 2005.
	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes	
00:00	LOOT	1970		Repeat		WS	M	
	Loot 	
	Based on the play by Joe Orton, this film follows the adventures of two friends who have pulled off a bank robbery and have to hide the loot.	
	Starring: Richard Attenborough, Lee Remick, Hywel Bennett, Roy Holder, Dick Emery	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Milk Run 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Mon May 30, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Chandler In A Box 	
	On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits and eye doctor.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One Where They Are Going To Party! 	
	The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity.  Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	The Days Dwindle Down 	
	Jessica investigates the case of a man recently released after a 30-year prison term for the murder of his employer.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	JESSE STONE - SEA CHANGE	2007		Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Jesse Stone - Sea Change 	
	Tom Selleck returns as Jesse Stone, a recovering alcoholic and chief of police in sleepy Paradise, Mass. Stone's investigation into an old rape case is stonewalled as the town tries to keep the incident quiet to minimize the effect on tourism.	
	Starring: Mika Boorem, Kathy Baker	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References, Adult Themes	
13:50	GEM PRESENTS			Repeat			PG	
	Katie Noonan 	
	Music Special.	
14:00	DAMAGES				HD	WS	M	
	I Lied, Too 	
	In the Season 2 premiere of Damages, Ellen Parsons took significant steps in her missions of vengeance against boss Patty Hewes and fallen corporate titan Arthur Frobisher. Patty, meanwhile, ended her "sabbatical" to hear out a troubled old friend, ponder a huge new case, and put the screws to a waffling charity donor. 	
	Starring: Glenn Close, Rose Byrne, Ted Danson, Tate Donovan	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Bright Lights, Big Trouble 	
	Sparks fly when Jaz and Grace visit the city to protest against the dam that will destroy Drovers Run. Meanwhile, Patrick is caught in the middle of a power struggle between Ben and Stevie over the management of Killarney.	
	Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas	
16:00	ANTIQUES ROADSHOW		Captioned	Repeat		WS	G	
	Guernsey 	
	Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie 	
	Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel.  Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Phoebe's Uterus 	
	Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S MADAGASCAR		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Lost Worlds 	
	Travel deep into Madagascar's most luxuriant landscape; the rainforests that cloak the island's eastern mountains. Remote and mysterious, this little-known region of towering peaks and precipitous escarpments is home to over half of all Madagascar's unique species.	
20:30	BERMUDA TRIANGLE EXPOSED		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Bermuda Triangle Exposed 	
	It's called the Bermuda Triangle - the most deadly and unexplained marine graveyard on Earth.  It spans from Bermuda toto Puerto Rico.  How can some 2,000 boats and 75 planes disappear, most without trace?  Freak waves, magnetic anomalies, giant whirlpools and strange fireballs have all been blamed for the mysterious disappearances.  Experts employ the latest science to uncover the truth behind one of Earth's greatest mysteries.	
21:30	KITCHEN NIGHTMARES U.S.A.		Captioned	Repeat		WS	MA	
	J Willys 	
	Chef Ramsay goes to J Willy's Bar & Grill. This restaurant is $1.2 million in debt and has inexperienced cooks. Can Chef Ramsay teach the cooks how to use fresh, not frozen or out of a can food before it's too late?	
	Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language	
22:30	WIFE SWAP USA			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Figaratto/Martinez 	
	A karaoke-singing mom from Maine trades places with an amateur-kickboxing mother from Colorado. 	
23:30	THE BIG C			Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	There's No C in Team 	
	As she fends off both Paul’s pleas to revive their marriage and a cancer support group’s effort to get her to open up about her illness, Cathy is stunned to learn that her neighbour’s dog can tell she has cancer.	
	Starring: Laura Linney, Oliver Platt	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
00:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	The Days Dwindle Down 	
	Jessica investigates the case of a man recently released after a 30-year prison term for the murder of his employer.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
01:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Bright Lights, Big Trouble 	
	Sparks fly when Jaz and Grace visit the city to protest against the dam that will destroy Drovers Run. Meanwhile, Patrick is caught in the middle of a power struggle between Ben and Stevie over the management of Killarney.	
	Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Wall Of Science 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Tue May 31, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie 	
	Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel.  Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Phoebe's Uterus 	
	Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Murder, She Spoke 	
	During a short black-out in the studio where Jessica is recording a book for the blind, the studio co-owner is murdered.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	THE ALICE	2004	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	The Alice 	
	Great planetary forces are at work, drawing people to a total eclipse of the sun. An unorthodox hero seeking the love of his life, a tour gone wrong, a young romantic lost in the desert, and a young woman having fantasies about killing her husband...Action and adventure meet magic and romance in The Alice.	
	Starring: Erik Thomson, Caitlin McDougal, Jessica Napier, Brett Stiller, Andrew McFarlane, Anne Louise Lambert	
	Cons.Advice: Strong Violence	
14:00	DAMAGES				HD	WS	M	
	Burn It, Shred It, I don't Care 	
	Ellen's plan to sting Patty hit a snag, Tom dodged a bullet, and new light was shed on Daniel Purcell.	
	Starring: Glenn Close, Rose Byrne, Ted Danson, Tate Donovan	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Love And Let Die 	
	Jaz ends her relationship with Frank, unaware that this has tipped him into a deadly rage that puts the lives of everyone at a town meting at risk.	
	Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
16:00	BERMUDA TRIANGLE EXPOSED		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Bermuda Triangle Exposed 	
	It's called the Bermuda Triangle - the most deadly and unexplained marine graveyard on Earth.  It spans from Bermuda toto Puerto Rico.  How can some 2,000 boats and 75 planes disappear, most without trace?  Freak waves, magnetic anomalies, giant whirlpools and strange fireballs have all been blamed for the mysterious disappearances.  Experts employ the latest science to uncover the truth behind one of Earth's greatest mysteries.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Embryos 	
	Phoebe discovers whether or not she is pregnant. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and women. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Rachel's Crush 	
	Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S-THE GREATEST WILDLIFE SHOW ON EARTH		Captioned	Repeat		WS	G	
	  	
	This amazing journey takes in sights such as 50 million monarch butterflies swarming in the forests of central Mexico, three million flamingos feeding in Africa and one hundred thousand garter snakes congregating for a mass mating frenzy.	
20:30	SECRET DEALERS					WS	PG	
	Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them.	
21:30	THE CLOSER				HD	WS	M	
	Jump the Gun 	
	A Bank Robbery Leaves A Lot Of Unanswered Questions About The Prime Suspects. Meanwhile, Pope Receives Some News About His Chances At Becoming The City's Police Chief.	
	Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney	
22:30	HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE					WS	PG	
	Susan Clark-W 	
	Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that haven’t been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.	
23:00	HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE					WS	PG	
	Philippa Bowles 	
	Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that haven’t been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.	
23:30	WITHOUT A TRACE		Captioned		HD	WS	M	
	Hard Landing 	
	The team tries to locate the son of a billionaire who disappears after piloting a small plane that crashes in the woods.	
	Starring: Anthony LaPaglia, Eric Close, Poppy Montgomery	
00:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Embryos 	
	Phoebe discovers whether or not she is pregnant. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and women. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
01:00	THE CLOSER			Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Jump the Gun 	
	A Bank Robbery Leaves A Lot Of Unanswered Questions About The Prime Suspects. Meanwhile, Pope Receives Some News About His Chances At Becoming The City's Police Chief.	
	Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Where The Wild Rice Grows 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Wed Jun 1, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Embryos 	
	Phoebe discovers whether or not she is pregnant. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and women. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Rachel's Crush 	
	Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	A Fashionable Way To Die 	
	In Paris, a fashion designer with financial trouble is accused of killing a shady loan shark.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	MYSTERY WOMAN	2003	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Mystery Woman 	
	Brought up on a steady diet of mystery fiction by her Uncle Bob, Samantha Kinsey inherits his book store, complete with its live-in expert, retired former CIA agent Ian Philby. Now, in her new position, mysterious murders seem to occur all around her. Fortunately, she is the perfect person to solve them.	
	Starring: Kellie Martin, Robert Wagner	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
14:00	DAMAGES				HD	WS	M	
	I Knew your Pig 	
	Patty forced Purcell's hand, while Ellen put two and two together.	
	Starring: Glenn Close, Rose Byrne, Ted Danson, Tate Donovan	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	A Dog's Life 	
	Ben and Marcus work together to save an abused dog. Tayler is determined her pregnant dog will win the regional yard dog trials. Meanwhile, Jaz goes to extreme lengths to take care of the goat herd and prove herself to Grace and Stevie.	
	Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas	
16:00	SECRET DEALERS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Joey's Dirty Day 	
	Charlton Heston (himself) finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot.  Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favour. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With All The Rugby 	
	Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily - with painful results. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	ANTIQUES ROADSHOW		Captioned	Repeat		WS	G	
	Northallerton 	
	Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they leave disappointed?	
20:30	THE WORLD'S FATTEST PET AND ME					WS	PG	
	The World's Fattest Pet And Me 	
	Although there's little money at stake, owners from the around the world have been drawn to the bizarre fame and prestige associated with owning the fattest pet. Mark Dolan is determined to find out for himself who the worlds fattest pet really is; his enquiries take him to America, Germany and the UK.	
21:30	JAILHOUSE GIRLS					WS	M	
	(*Series Final*) 	
	Three part series that follows the lives of not only the prisoners, but officers and medical staff giving an insight into the day to day goings on inside Holloway Prison, the largest women's prison in Europe.	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
22:30	LAW & ORDER				HD	WS	M	
	Deadbeat 	
	A car broker's murder reveals that he was a deadbeat dad, but was his ex-wife or ex-father-in-law to blame for his death?	
23:30	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Joey's Dirty Day 	
	Charlton Heston (himself) finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot.  Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favour. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
01:00	JAILHOUSE GIRLS			Repeat		WS	M	
	(*Series Final*) 	
	Three part series that follows the lives of not only the prisoners, but officers and medical staff giving an insight into the day to day goings on inside Holloway Prison, the largest women's prison in Europe.	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Bird Watchers 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Thu Jun 2, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Joey's Dirty Day 	
	Charlton Heston (himself) finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot.  Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favour. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With All The Rugby 	
	Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily - with painful results. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	When Thieves Fall Out 	
	A parolee released after 20 years in prison for a murder he says he did not commit, vows to find out who did.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	HEAVEN'S POND	2003		Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Heaven's Pond 	
	Tired of her controlling family, Julianne impulsively married the guy she's just started dating. Good looking, charming and caring, Mitch is everything she ever dreamed of in a husband. Now alone on their island honeymoon in a remote and secluded cabin, Julianne soon discovers her new husband isn't all that he seems.	
	Starring: Tara Reid, Kip Pardue, Meredith Baxter Birney	
	Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language, A Sex Scene	
14:00	DAMAGES				HD	WS	M	
	Hey! Mr. Pibb! 	
	While Patty works to clear Daniel Purcell of his wife's murder, Ellen and Tom head to West Virginia to gather information in the case against Ultima National Resources.	
	Starring: Glenn Close, Rose Byrne, Ted Danson, Tate Donovan	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	My Prince Will Come 	
	Jaz's ex-boyfriend arrives from Italy with a plan to save her Olympic career and win her back. Meanwhile, Moira's world is turned upside down when she discovers some shocking news.	
	Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas	
16:00	ANTIQUES ROADSHOW		Captioned	Repeat		WS	G	
	Northallerton 	
	Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they leave disappointed?	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Fake Party 	
	Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Free Porn 	
	Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her.  Pheobe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat			PG	
	Relations have turned quite frosty between them since Jean has found Lionel in the company of another woman.	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton	
20:00	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat			PG	
	Judy, Jean’s daughter, is besotted with Lionel while Alistair is smitten with Jean. Lionel and Jean are flattered by the attention but feel it must stop.	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton	
20:30	JO FROST:  EXTREME PARENTAL GUIDANCE					WS	PG	
	In the final of the big questions for this series, Jo’s focus is on a serious but hidden threat to the health of the UK’s children  – not getting enough sleep.  Life is becoming busier and bedtimes are getting later – but what effect is a few hours less sleep really having on our children’s abilities, at school and at home.	
21:30	EMBARRASSING TEENAGE BODIES					WS	M	
	Teens Below the Belt 	
	Embarrassing Teenage Bodies helps answer the common questions and health concerns of teenagers. Tonight, the team tackles conditions including a swollen bladder, toilet phobia and chlamydia.	
	Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity, Sexual References	
22:30	HOW TO HAVE SEX AFTER MARRIAGE		Captioned	Repeat		WS	MA	
	Mark & Tracy Niemer 	
	Each week a relationship psychotherapist Anjula Mutuna and her team of dating experts, Sam Ban Rood and sex writer Catherine Townsend take a couple with a non-existent sex life and try to put some passion back into their relationship!	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References	
23:30	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Fake Party 	
	Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
01:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	When Thieves Fall Out 	
	A parolee released after 20 years in prison for a murder he says he did not commit, vows to find out who did.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Boy Who Loved Animals 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Fri Jun 3, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING			Repeat		WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Fake Party 	
	Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With The Free Porn 	
	Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her.  Pheobe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Witness For The Defence 	
	Jessica goes to Quebec to testify at the trial of a friend who is accused of killing his wife and burning his house.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	WHERE THE BOYS ARE	1960	Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Where The Boys Are 	
	Four young girls share a hotel room in Fort Lauderdale during spring break with one common goal in mind - to hit the shore and meet hunky guys.	
	Starring: Connie Francis, Paula Prentiss, Dolores Hart, George Hamilton, Jim Hutton	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References	
14:00	DAMAGES				HD	WS	M	
	I Agree, It Wasn't Funny 	
	Patty begins to suspect Ellen's motives for returning to the firm. Patty is also on a mission to stop a corporate merger that she believes is tied to Christine Purcell's murder.	
	Starring: Glenn Close, Rose Byrne, Ted Danson, Tate Donovan	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Snogging Frogs 	
	Jaz is shattered when her Prince Charming betrays her. Meanwhile, Patrick is jealous of Tayler's friendship with her "study buddy and Grace has a glamour makeover for a charity ball, and finds herself kissing someone inappropriate.	
	Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas	
16:00	JO FROST:  EXTREME PARENTAL GUIDANCE			Repeat		WS	PG	
	In the final of the big questions for this series, Jo’s focus is on a serious but hidden threat to the health of the UK’s children  – not getting enough sleep.  Life is becoming busier and bedtimes are getting later – but what effect is a few hours less sleep really having on our children’s abilities, at school and at home.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Ellen hosts her biggest premiere party ever from the Video Music Awards with Today’s Hottest Music Acts Including superstar, Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry, Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga. Plus this year’s host of the MTV VMAs Chelsea Handler.	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With Rachel's New Dress 	
	Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together.  Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The One With All The Haste 	
	Drastic developments blight Ross’s relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel try to win back their old apartment, much to Chandler and Joey’s delight.
	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	TBA			Repeat			G	
	Title not available at time of scheduling. 	
	Information To Follow.	
20:30	TBA						G	
	Title not available at time of scheduling. 	
	Information To Follow.	
23:30	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. Tonight's guests includes  and musical guest 	
00:30	PSYCHIC TV			Live		WS	PG	
	Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!	
01:30	SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS 	1959				WS	G	
	School For Scoundrels  	
	Enrol in the wacky College of Lifemanship where a senior host of great British comedians teach a completely uproarious course on how to come out tops in any social situation.	
	Starring: Ian Carmichael, Janette Scott, Terry Thomas, Alastair Sim	
03:15	LADY CAROLINE LAMB	1972		Repeat		WS	PG	
	Lady Caroline Lamb 	
	The wife of a member of Parliament becomes involved with Lord Byron to the embarrassment of her family and the jeopardy of her husband's position.	
	Starring: Sarah Miles, Jon Finch, Robert Carradine, John Mills	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Adult Themes	
05:30	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Mystery At Whaleback Bay 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
Sat Jun 4, 2011
06:00	WHERE THE BOYS ARE	1960	Captioned	Repeat		WS	PG	
	Where The Boys Are 	
	Four young girls share a hotel room in Fort Lauderdale during spring break with one common goal in mind - to hit the shore and meet hunky guys.	
	Starring: Connie Francis, Paula Prentiss, Dolores Hart, George Hamilton, Jim Hutton	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References	
08:00	THE LONG LONG TRAILER	1954		Repeat			G	
	The Long Long Trailer 	
	I Love Lucy" co-stars Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz star in this hilarious comedy as a newlywed couple who spend their honeymoon in a trailer.	
	Starring: Lucille Ball, Desi Arnaz Jr., Marjorie Main	
10:15	SAN ANTONIO	1954		Repeat			PG	
	San Antonio 	
	A beautiful dance hall girl working for the local villain falls for a cowboy trying to clean up the town.	
	Starring: Errol Flynn, Alexis Smith	
	Cons.Advice: Mild Violence	
12:35	GYPSY	1962	Captioned	Repeat	HD		G	
	Gypsy 	
	After years of toiling in the background, a young woman finally grabs centre stage and shoots right to the top but Gypsy Rose Lee is driven much less by her own ambition than by the compulsiveness of her mother.	
	Starring: Rosalind Russell, Natalie Wood, Karl Malden, Paul Wallace, Betty Bruce, Parley Baer, Harvey Korman	
15:30	THE SEARCHERS	1956	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	G	
	The Searchers 	
	An embittered Civil War Veteran returns home to Texas to find his sister and brother-in-law killed by the "Commanches" and his nieces captured. Prompting him to set out on a search lasting five years.	
	Starring: John Wayne, Jeffrey Hunter, Vera Miles, Ward Bond, Natalie Wood, John Qualen, Harry Carey, Oliver Carey	
18:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Finale (Part 2) 	
	At the hospital, Fran is in her room and her mother and grandmother pay her a visit. "Three generations of Fine women", Sylvia says. Neither she nor Yetta thought they'd live to see Fran have babies.	
	Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis	
18:30	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat			PG	
	Jean and Lionel have now established a vague, uneasy friendship. Does this give them enough common ground on which they can build a new relationship?	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton	
19:00	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat			PG	
	After spending a day visiting old haunts together, Lionel departs London to give a lecture and Jean is persuaded by her daughter to pay him a surprise visit.	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton	
19:35	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat			PG	
	Relations have turned quite frosty between them since Jean has found Lionel in the company of another woman.	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton	
20:10	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat			PG	
	Judy, Jean’s daughter, is besotted with Lionel while Alistair is smitten with Jean. Lionel and Jean are flattered by the attention but feel it must stop.	
	Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton	
20:45	CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Sweet Jane 	
	The team has a hard time trying to understand Michael who has become a team member since Grissom's teaching hiatus. They investigate the murder of an unidentified girl who may have been killed by a serial killer who has been killing since the early 1970's.	
	Starring: Marg Helgenberger, Laurence Fishburne, George Eads	
21:45	CSI: MIAMI		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	A Grizzly Murder 	
	Evidence suggests a victim may have been set up as bait, after he's found to have been attacked and killed by a black bear.	
	Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Khandi Alexander	
22:40	CSI: NY		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	The Ride-in 	
	Danny and Mac have to find out if a broken promise leads to the murder of a man named Noah who has an Ark. Stella and Sheldon investigate the death of a man dressed as a cigarette.	
	Starring: Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Hill Harper, Carmine Giovinazzo	
23:35	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. Tonight's guests includes  and musical guest 	
00:30	PSYCHIC TV			Live		WS	PG	
	Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!	
01:30	ALL NEAT IN BLACK STOCKINGS	1969					M	
	All Neat In Black Stockings 	
	Sex adventures of an amorous window cleaner	
	Starring: Susan George	
	Cons.Advice: Sex Scenes	
03:25	SAN ANTONIO	1954		Repeat			PG	
	San Antonio 	
	A beautiful dance hall girl working for the local villain falls for a cowboy trying to clean up the town.	
	Starring: Errol Flynn, Alexis Smith	
	Cons.Advice: Mild Violence	
05:35	DISCOVER DOWNUNDER			Repeat		WS	G	
	Port Lincoln and Tumby Bay SA 	
	Great White Shark Diving, Swimming with Tuna and 4 Wheel Driving in the Sand Dunes….that’s where it starts when Tim Smith and Brooke Hanson hook up the caravan and explore Port Lincoln and Tumby Bay on South Australia’s Eyre Peninsula.