Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM
Sun May 8, 2011
06:00	IT IS WRITTEN				HD	WS	PG	
	Religious programme.
	
06:30	HOBSON'S CHOICE  	1954		Repeat		WS	PG	
	Hobson's Choice 	
	A selfish, overbearing owner of a boot shop in the 1890's who is used to being tended to by his three subservient daughters is awakened when his eldest decides to take matters into her own hands.	
	Starring: Charles Laughton, John Mills, Brenda De Banzie, Daphne Anderson, Prunella Scales, Richard Wattis	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes	
08:45	THE LAST DAYS OF DOLWYN  	1949					G	
	The Last Days Of Dolwyn 	
	An old woman fights a group of industrialists who are planning to build a dam and flood the valley where she grew up.	
	Starring: Edith Evans, Richard Burton	
10:45	FATHER'S DOING FINE	1952		Repeat		WS	G	
	Father's Doing Fine 	
	While waiting for daughter to give birth, a widow and her family face several domestic crises.	
	Starring: Richard Attenborough, Heather Thatcher, Noel Purcell, George Thorpe	
12:30	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	California Here We Come (Part 1) 	
	Maxwell is offered to turn one of his failed plays into a movie, and tells Fran they might be moving to California. However Fran is afraid the news is going to devastate her mother.	
	Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis	
13:00	THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT III	1994			HD	WS	G	
	That's Entertainment III 	
	Gene Kelly hosts this collection of some of the best song and dance numbers from MGM. Dance diva Ann Miller shines in "Shaking the Blues Away," Eleanor Powell moves to the beat of "Fascinating Rhythm," and hoofers Mickey Rooney, Douglas MacPhail and Judy Garland step lively to "Good Morning."	
	Starring: Gene Kelly, Cyd Charisse, June Allyson, Debbie Reynolds, Esther Williams	
15:35	BLOOD ALLEY 	1955	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Blood Alley 	
	John Wayne stars as an American Merchant Marine captain who helps an entire Chinese village escape Communist China by sailing down the dangerously patrolled 'Blood Alley' towards freedom in Hong Kong. Also stars Lauren Bacall, Paul Fix, Mike Mazurki and Anita Ekberg.	
	Starring: William Wellman, John Wayne, Lauren Bacall, Paul Fix, Mike Mazurki, Anita Ekberg	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
18:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Ma'ternal Affairs (Part 2) 	
	Fran decides to do a little investigation on the man her mother is seeing, and discovers him to be a lovely man. Fran then decides to give her father a few hints for pleasing Sylvia and turn their boring marriage around. 	
	Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis	
18:30	ANTIQUES ROADSHOW		Captioned			WS	G	
	Bletchley Park 2 	
	Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?	
19:30	AS TIME GOES BY					WS	G	
	Lionel walks in on Sandy in the bath. He is embarrassed by the incident but Jean, Judith and Sandy all see the funny side.	
20:00	AS TIME GOES BY					WS	G	
	Jean receives a postcard from Spain to say that her sister-in-law Penny and husband have a surprise and are planning to stop by on their way home – the next day! The family dreads their arrival but is curious to find out about the surprise.	
20:30	A FEW GOOD MEN	1992	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	A Few Good Men 	
	When cocky military lawyer Lt. Daniel Kaffee and his co-counsel, Lt. Cmdr. JoAnne Galloway, are assigned to a murder case, they uncover a hazing ritual that could implicate high-ranking officials.	
	Starring: Jack Nicholson, Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, Kevin Bacon, Kiefer Sutherland	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language	
23:20	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Ma'ternal Affairs (Part 2) 	
	Fran decides to do a little investigation on the man her mother is seeing, and discovers him to be a lovely man. Fran then decides to give her father a few hints for pleasing Sylvia and turn their boring marriage around. 	
	Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis	
23:50	WHERE NO VULTURES FLY	1951		Repeat			G	
	Where No Vultures Fly 	
	Bob Payton, a Game Warden in East Africa, revolts at being constantly ordered to kill wild life and tries to form an animal sanctuary in remote jungle country. 	
	Starring: Anthony Steel, Dinah Sheridan, Harold Warrender, Meredith Edwards	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Hermit 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Mon May 9, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING					WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Jam 	
	Monica discovers a secret about Joey; Ross offers Chandler advice on the 'hug and roll' manoeuvre.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel 	
	When Phoebe poses as Joey's agent, she lands him a job and he asks her to represent him fulltime.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Dead Man's Gold 	
	A young diver is murdered in a search for sunken treasure off Cabot Cove.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	FEAR IN THE NIGHT	1972					M	
	Fear In The Night 	
	A young bride, only recently recovered from a nervous breakdown is attacked in her room while she waits for her bridegroom to take her on a honeymoon trip to the Prep school where he is an assistant master.	
	Starring: Judy Geeson, Joan Collins, Peter Cushing, Ralph Bates	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
14:00	MARCO PIERRE WHITE'S CHOPPING BLOCK			Repeat		WS	M	
	Celebrated chef and restaurateur Marco Pierre White serves up a new original cooking competition series where two teams of four couples compete for the chance to own their own restaurant and take a tasting tour of Marco's European restaurants.	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	The Short Cut 	
	Grace takes drastic action to capture a cattle thief. The girls uncover Ashleigh's plan to bankrupt Drovers Run. But can they stop her before it's too late? Grace questions her future with Heath, after losing her engagement ring. Marcus and Ashleigh vie for control over Killarney.	
	Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon	
16:00	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	Lionel walks in on Sandy in the bath. He is embarrassed by the incident but Jean, Judith and Sandy all see the funny side.	
16:30	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	Jean receives a postcard from Spain to say that her sister-in-law Penny and husband have a surprise and are planning to stop by on their way home – the next day! The family dreads their arrival but is curious to find out about the surprise.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With Frank Jr. 	
	The gang asks the question "What five celebrities would appear on your 'freebie' list?" Guest stars Isabella Rossellini.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Flashback 	
	In a series of flashbacks, the friends recall secrets from their past.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	THE ZOO					WS	PG	
	The Zoo episode 2 	
	Part two of a three part series that explores the world’s oldest zoo, bringing a unique insight into the rich variety of daily life for the staff and animals at London Zoo. 
	
20:30	MARY QUEEN OF SHOPS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	John Peers 	
	Retail expert Mary Portas heads to Manchester in a bid to change the fortunes of a hairdresser who is in danger of going out of business as former customers head to the competing salon around the corner.	
21:30	KITCHEN NIGHTMARES U.S.A.		Captioned	Repeat		WS	MA	
	Black Pearl 	
	Chef Ramsay heads to New York to help out a struggling seafood restaurant called the Black Pearl. The restaurant lacks communication because of the very different owners and their styles of work.	
	Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language	
22:30	WIFE SWAP USA			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Haigwood/Hess-Webb 	
	A survivalist farm mother who eats only raw foods swaps families with a status-conscious mother whose family believes in keeping up appearances. 	
23:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With Frank Jr. 	
	The gang asks the question "What five celebrities would appear on your 'freebie' list?" Guest stars Isabella Rossellini.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
00:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Dead Man's Gold 	
	A young diver is murdered in a search for sunken treasure off Cabot Cove.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
01:00	MARY QUEEN OF SHOPS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	John Peers 	
	Retail expert Mary Portas heads to Manchester in a bid to change the fortunes of a hairdresser who is in danger of going out of business as former customers head to the competing salon around the corner.	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Pursuit Along The Aux Sables 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Tue May 10, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING					WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With Frank Jr. 	
	The gang asks the question "What five celebrities would appear on your 'freebie' list?" Guest stars Isabella Rossellini.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Flashback 	
	In a series of flashbacks, the friends recall secrets from their past.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Deadline For Murder 	
	Jessica uncovers the shady past of a corrupt newspaper publisher.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	WARLORDS OF ATLANTIS	1978		Repeat			PG	
	Warlords Of Atlantis 	
	A diving expedition leads to an immense gold statue at the entry of the lost city of Atlantis. The purpose of the expedition is to free a mutinous crew from the underwater city.	
	Starring: Doug McClure, Hal Galili, Peter Gilmore, Shane Rimmer, Lea Brodie, Michael Gothard	
	Cons.Advice: Mild Violence	
14:00	MARCO PIERRE WHITE'S CHOPPING BLOCK					WS	M	
	Celebrated chef and restaurateur Marco Pierre White serves up a new original cooking competition series where two teams of four couples compete for the chance to own their own restaurant and take a tasting tour of Marco's European restaurants.	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Seeing is Believing 	
	Kate is convinced she has killed Ashleigh in a hit and run accident. But where is the body? Stevie discovers she's pregnant. It's Halloween and the horror stories the girls tell over dinner start to come true. Tayler meets her long-lost mother under bizarre circumstances.	
	Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon	
16:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Zoo episode 2 	
	Part two of a three part series that explores the world’s oldest zoo, bringing a unique insight into the rich variety of daily life for the staff and animals at London Zoo. 
	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Race Car Bed 	
	Joey draws on his wealth of experience to teach a class 'Acting for Soap Operas'. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Giant Poking Device 	
	Monica accidently injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	SECRET DEALERS					WS	PG	
	Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them.	
20:30	HOARDERS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Chris and Dale 	
	After her newborn dies, Chris takes to hoarding possessions to cope with her devastation. Dale is at risk for eviction in his apartment filled to the brim with objects for art projects.	
21:30	THE CLOSER				HD	WS	M	
	Layover 	
	Provenza Finds Himself In A Professionally Embarrassing Situation When He Discovers A Dead Body In The Condo Of A Flight Attendant He Picked Up While Extraditing A Prisoner.	
	Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney	
22:30	WITHOUT A TRACE		Captioned		HD	WS	M	
	Voir Dire 	
	The team searches for a missing trial consultant and tries to narrow down the list of suspects involved with his disappearance. Meanwhile, Samantha and Jack adjust to Brian spending more time with their son.	
	Starring: Anthony LaPaglia, Eric Close, Poppy Montgomery	
23:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Race Car Bed 	
	Joey draws on his wealth of experience to teach a class 'Acting for Soap Operas'. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
00:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Deadline For Murder 	
	Jessica uncovers the shady past of a corrupt newspaper publisher.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
01:00	THE CLOSER			Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Layover 	
	Provenza Finds Himself In A Professionally Embarrassing Situation When He Discovers A Dead Body In The Condo Of A Flight Attendant He Picked Up While Extraditing A Prisoner.	
	Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	Dreamer's Rock 	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Wed May 11, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING					WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Race Car Bed 	
	Joey draws on his wealth of experience to teach a class 'Acting for Soap Operas'. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Giant Poking Device 	
	Monica accidently injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Magnum On Ice 	
	Thomas Magnum, the Hawaiian private eye, is mistakenly blamed for murder.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	CAROLINA	2003		Repeat		WS	M	
	Carolina 	
	Southern girl Carolina envisions an entirely different existence for herself, far from the maddening mix that is her family. So, she leaves home for California, where she hopes she'll find some tranquillity. But her efforts are soon wasted when she finds herself torn between two men. Who will win her heart?
	
	Starring: Julia Stiles, Shirley Maclaine, Randy Quaid, Jennifer Coolidge	
	Cons.Advice: Sexual References	
14:00	MARCO PIERRE WHITE'S CHOPPING BLOCK					WS	M	
	Celebrated chef and restaurateur Marco Pierre White serves up a new original cooking competition series where two teams of four couples compete for the chance to own their own restaurant and take a tasting tour of Marco's European restaurants.	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Second Chances 	
	Grace is offered the chance of a lifetime by Heath, but only if she's prepared to leave Drovers forever. A mysterious stranger forces Grace to reconsider her future with Heath. Patrick organises a surprise party for Tayler's 18th birthday. The sexy new female vet teaches Marcus a lesson.	
	Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon	
16:00	SECRET DEALERS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Football 	
	A good-natured football game reveals some serious rivalries; Monica and Ross compete for the 'Geller Cup' while Joey and Chandler compete for a Dutch girl. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One Where Rachel Quits 	
	Rachel quits her job at Central Perk; Joey's new job upsets Pheobe.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	JO FROST:  EXTREME PARENTAL GUIDANCE					WS	PG	
	Jo Frost is tackling two of today’s toughest and most controversial parenting issues: ADHD and obesity.	
20:30	HOARDERS			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Bob and Richard 	
	Bob and Betsey's home is filled with broken furniture, appliances, food, piles of clothes, mounds of books and toys.  And retired veterinarian Richard, "Dr. Dickey," has spent more than half a million dollars filling his house, two garages and two storage units with dozens of collections, including 60,000 beer cans.	
21:30	THE CLOSER		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Standards and Practices 	
	Brenda and her team investigate the murder of an esteemed Hollywood producer.	
	Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons	
22:30	LAW & ORDER				HD	WS	M	
	Survivor 	
	The robbery and murder of an antiques and coin dealer leads detectives to a fellow coin dealer.	
23:30	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Football 	
	A good-natured football game reveals some serious rivalries; Monica and Ross compete for the 'Geller Cup' while Joey and Chandler compete for a Dutch girl. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
01:00	THE CLOSER		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Standards and Practices 	
	Brenda and her team investigate the murder of an esteemed Hollywood producer.	
	Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	La Chute  	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Thu May 12, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING					WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With The Football 	
	A good-natured football game reveals some serious rivalries; Monica and Ross compete for the 'Geller Cup' while Joey and Chandler compete for a Dutch girl. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One Where Rachel Quits 	
	Rachel quits her job at Central Perk; Joey's new job upsets Pheobe.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Obituary For A Dead Anchor 	
	When a boat chartered by Amos explodes, the victim is a news anchor who has made enemies.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	THE HAND OF THE NIGHT 	1966		Repeat		WS	M	
	The Hand Of The Night 	
	A handsome tourist travelling through the desert comes at night upon a lavish Moorish castle wherein he is entertained by a mysterious wealthy woman. However, when he departs and returns in the morning to find the place has vanished.	
	Starring: Diane Clare, William Sylvester, Alizia Gur, Edward Underdown	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
14:00	MARCO PIERRE WHITE'S CHOPPING BLOCK					WS	M	
	Celebrated chef and restaurateur Marco Pierre White serves up a new original cooking competition series where two teams of four couples compete for the chance to own their own restaurant and take a tasting tour of Marco's European restaurants.	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Mixed Messages 	
	Marcus suspects Heath is cheating on Grace. Or is jealousy clouding his judgement? Grace starts to question Heath's love for her, until Heath surprises her with an amazing gift. Kate makes a bold decision to impress Stevie and get promoted to overseer. Ingrid proves indispensable to Marcus, as a vet and a friend.	
	Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon	
16:00	JO FROST:  EXTREME PARENTAL GUIDANCE			Repeat		WS	PG	
	Jo Frost is tackling two of today’s toughest and most controversial parenting issues: ADHD and obesity.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister 	
	Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters; Rachel meets a handsome stranger who may help her career. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With All The Jealousy 	
	Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy; Monica becomes enamoured with a sexy busboy.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	AS TIME GOES BY					WS	G	
	Lionel is still concerned about his lack of pension investments, and to ease his financial worries, Alistair suggests he sells the country house.	
20:00	AS TIME GOES BY					WS	G	
	Jean is feeling left behind in the technological age and decides it’s time to get on the Internet, but when her modem arrives neither Judith nor Sandy knows how to install it.	
20:30	RELOCATION, RELOCATION					WS	PG	
	South Leicestershire and Birmingham 	
	Ruth Chenery and Ian Collett have sold their place in Bradford and are now looking for both a country retreat in south Leicestershire and a flat in Birmingham to live in during the week.	
21:30	EMBARRASSING BODIES			Repeat		WS	M	
	Rural 	
	Farmers, many of whom are more likely to visit the vet for their livestock than pop into their GP. They see a patient who has literally been grinding his teeth away and a patient who's ears are so flaky she can't help leaving bits wherever she goes.	
	Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity	
22:30	HOW TO HAVE SEX AFTER MARRIAGE		Captioned	Repeat		WS	MA	
	Adam & Sarmila Miller 	
	Each week a relationship psychotherapist Anjula Mutuna and her team of dating experts, Sam Ban Rood and sex writer Catherine Townsend take a couple with a non-existent sex life and try to put some passion back into their relationship!	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References	
23:30	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister 	
	Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters; Rachel meets a handsome stranger who may help her career. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
01:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Obituary For A Dead Anchor 	
	When a boat chartered by Amos explodes, the victim is a news anchor who has made enemies.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
02:00	HOME SHOPPING					WS	G	
		
04:30	JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE					WS	PG	
	Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.	
05:00	ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY			Repeat			G	
	The Tower  	
	Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.	
05:30	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
Fri May 13, 2011
06:00	TODAY		Captioned	Live	HD	WS	NA	
	Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.	
09:00	ALIVE & COOKING					WS	G	
	Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson.  Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen	
09:30	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
10:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister 	
	Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters; Rachel meets a handsome stranger who may help her career. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
10:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One With All The Jealousy 	
	Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy; Monica becomes enamoured with a sexy busboy.	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
11:00	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Stage Struck 	
	The murder of the leading lady's understudy disrupts rehearsals of a play starring two previously married, but now warring, actors.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
12:00	OUR MAN IN MARRAKESH	1967		Repeat			G	
	Our Man In Marrakesh 	
	One of six travellers who catch the bus from Casablanca airport to Marrakesh is carrying $2 million to pay a local operator to fix United Nations votes. But which one?
	
	Starring: Tony Randall, Senta Berger, Herbert Lom, Terry Thomas	
14:00	MARCO PIERRE WHITE'S CHOPPING BLOCK					WS	M	
	Celebrated chef and restaurateur Marco Pierre White serves up a new original cooking competition series where two teams of four couples compete for the chance to own their own restaurant and take a tasting tour of Marco's European restaurants.	
	Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language	
15:00	MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Silent Night 	
	It's Christmas Eve, and Alex makes a surprise return from Argentina to visit Stevie. Grace finds proof of Heath's infidelity and breaks off her engagement. Kate and Riley finally admit their attraction to each other when they kiss under the mistletoe. Christmas day ends tragically when Grace, Riley, Tayler and Patrick are involved in a shocking car accident at the flooded river. Who will survive?	
	Starring: Abi Tucker, Aaron Jeffrey, Simmone Jade Mackinnon	
16:00	RELOCATION, RELOCATION			Repeat		WS	PG	
	South Leicestershire and Birmingham 	
	Ruth Chenery and Ian Collett have sold their place in Bradford and are now looking for both a country retreat in south Leicestershire and a flat in Birmingham to live in during the week.	
17:00	THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	PG	
	Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 	
18:00	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends 	
	When Monica and Richard accidently meet, they decide to become friends - but it doesn't stop there. Guest stars Tom Selleck. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
18:30	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		G	
	The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner 	
	Pheobe's ex-singing partner wants to make Pheobe's signature song, "Smelly Cat", a commercial success; Chandler dates a woman with a secret.  Guest stars Sherilyn Fenn.  	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
19:00	THE ZOO			Repeat		WS	G	
	The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.	
19:30	ANTIQUES ROADSHOW		Captioned	Repeat		WS	G	
	Gateshead 	
	Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they leave disappointed?	
20:30	THE AVIATOR	2004	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	The Aviator 	
	Winner of five Academy Awards this biopic depicts the early years of legendary director and aviator Howard Hughes' career, from the late 1920s to the mid-1940s. Hughes achieved phenomenal public success throughout his career but in private, increasing phobias and compulsions threatened him with self-imposed solitary confinement even with the support and sympathies of Hollywood.	
	Starring: Leonardo Di Caprio, Kate Blanchett, Kate Beckinsale, Alec Baldwin, Jude Law	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language	
00:00	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:55	FRIENDS		Captioned	Repeat	HD		PG	
	The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends 	
	When Monica and Richard accidently meet, they decide to become friends - but it doesn't stop there. Guest stars Tom Selleck. 	
	Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc	
01:20	MURDER, SHE WROTE			Repeat			PG	
	Stage Struck 	
	The murder of the leading lady's understudy disrupts rehearsals of a play starring two previously married, but now warring, actors.	
	Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul	
02:15	THE HAND OF THE NIGHT 	1966		Repeat		WS	M	
	The Hand Of The Night 	
	A handsome tourist travelling through the desert comes at night upon a lavish Moorish castle wherein he is entertained by a mysterious wealthy woman. However, when he departs and returns in the morning to find the place has vanished.	
	Starring: Diane Clare, William Sylvester, Alizia Gur, Edward Underdown	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
04:00	THE THIRD MAN	1949		Repeat			PG	
	The Third Man 	
	An American writer arrives in Vienna to take a job with an old friend only to find has been murdered.	
	Starring: Joseph Cotten, Orson Welles	
	Cons.Advice: Adult Themes	
Sat May 14, 2011
06:00	OUR MAN IN MARRAKESH	1967		Repeat			G	
	Our Man In Marrakesh 	
	One of six travellers who catch the bus from Casablanca airport to Marrakesh is carrying $2 million to pay a local operator to fix United Nations votes. But which one?
	
	Starring: Tony Randall, Senta Berger, Herbert Lom, Terry Thomas	
08:00	THE BIG JOB	1965		Repeat			G	
	The Big Job 	
	Just released from prison, criminal mastermind George the Brain and his inept gang of bank robbers head straight to the spot where they hid their loot, only to find that a police station has been built around the tree in which they stashed the haul.
	
	Starring: Sid James, Sylvia Syms, Dick Emery, Joan Sims, Lance Percival, Jim Dale	
09:55	THE YEARLING	1946	Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	G	
	The Yearling 	
	This Academy Award winning film tells the tale of a young boy, the son of struggling Florida pioneer farmer, who is allowed to adopt a baby deer, a yearling, as a pet.	
	Starring: Gregory Peck, Jane Wyman, Claude Jarmen Jnr, Chill Wills	
12:40	BOMBERS B-52	1957		Repeat		WS	G	
	Bombers B-52 	
	A Sergeant who resents his Commanding Officer, a long-time and bitter acquaintance, is making a play for his daughter, but is ordered on a secret mission to test B-52 bombers.	
	Starring: Natalie Wood, Karl Malden, Marsha Hunt, Efrem Zimbalist Jr, Dean Jagger	
14:50	NONE BUT THE BRAVE	1965		Repeat		WS	PG	
	None But The Brave 	
	On a South Pacific Island, a Japanese army platoon and the crew of a cracked up plane, both without communication, arrange a temporary truce.	
	Starring: Frank Sinatra, Clint Walker, Tommy Sands, Brad Dexter, Tony Bill	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
17:00	GETAWAY		Captioned			WS	PG	
		
18:00	THE NANNY			Repeat		WS	PG	
	The Producers (Part 1) 	
	Niles shows Fran a script for a play he got from a friend. He wants to show it to Mr. Sheffield and become a producer so he can change his social status. 	
	Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis	
18:30	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	Lionel walks in on Sandy in the bath. He is embarrassed by the incident but Jean, Judith and Sandy all see the funny side.	
19:00	THE GOLDEN GIRLS					WS	PG	
	Blind Ambitions 	
	Rose's sister. Lily, who is blind comes to Miami to visit.  She has only been blind for about 6 months now and is still getting used to the idea.	
	Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Betty White, Estelle Getty	
19:35	AS TIME GOES BY			Repeat		WS	G	
	Jean receives a postcard from Spain to say that her sister-in-law Penny and husband have a surprise and are planning to stop by on their way home – the next day! The family dreads their arrival but is curious to find out about the surprise.	
20:10	THE GOLDEN GIRLS					WS	PG	
	Big Daddy 	
	Blanche and her father are reunited. He has a big surprise for Blanche and when she finally wheedles it out of him, she finds out he's become a country singer and is appearing at a local cantina.	
	Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Betty White, Estelle Getty	
20:45	CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	Living Legend 	
	The remains of Mickey Dunn, a wanted Las Vegas mobster who disappeared in the mid 1970's, are fished out of a lake. Soon after, another body is found murdered with a photograph of the victim, Dunn and three other men, with X's on the faces of the victims. It quickly becomes apparent that the other three men may also be targets. Guest stars Roger Daltrey.	
	Starring: Marg Helgenberger, Laurence Fishburne, George Eads	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
21:45	CSI: MIAMI		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	No Man's Land 	
	An old enemy of Horatio's puts the lives of two CSI's in harms way after a confiscated missile is launched into a courthouse allowing Clavo Cruz to escape during his arraignment and injuring one CSI and the fatality of another CSI. 	
	Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Khandi Alexander	
22:45	CSI: NY		Captioned	Repeat	HD	WS	M	
	The Lying Game 	
	Can knowing a secret be motive for murder? The CSI team must figure out if a change in gender is cause for the death of a showgirl. Also Lindsay goes back to Montana to try to put the person who committed the murder of four friends behind bars. 	
	Starring: Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Hill Harper, Carmine Giovinazzo	
23:40	CONAN					WS	M	
	Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts. 	
00:35	BOMBERS B-52	1957		Repeat		WS	G	
	Bombers B-52 	
	A Sergeant who resents his Commanding Officer, a long-time and bitter acquaintance, is making a play for his daughter, but is ordered on a secret mission to test B-52 bombers.	
	Starring: Natalie Wood, Karl Malden, Marsha Hunt, Efrem Zimbalist Jr, Dean Jagger	
02:35	NONE BUT THE BRAVE	1965		Repeat		WS	PG	
	None But The Brave 	
	On a South Pacific Island, a Japanese army platoon and the crew of a cracked up plane, both without communication, arrange a temporary truce.	
	Starring: Frank Sinatra, Clint Walker, Tommy Sands, Brad Dexter, Tony Bill	
	Cons.Advice: Some Violence	
04:35	DANGERMAN			Repeat			PG	
	Fish On The Hook 	
	Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.	
05:35	THE GARDEN GURUS			Repeat	HD	WS	G	
	In this tasty episode of The Garden Gurus Clive Larkman will make your mouth water with a garden idea.