Airdate: Geordie Shore

By David Knox on June 28, 2011 / Filed Under Pay TV 7

Geordie Shore, the UK reality series inspired by Jersey Shore, begins on MTV next week.

Filmed in and around the UK city of Newcastle, the series generated the highest MTV UK ratings in three years.

It features Holly, Gary, Charlotte, Jay, Vicki, Greg, Sophie and James as the “Angels Of The North.” 

Living in a gorgeous five star house complete with shared bedrooms, a shag-pile outhouse for ‘special visitors’ and a hot tub, MTV cameras will catch all the action as they work during the day for a promotions company, and then get their ‘tash on’ at night, at some of the most renowned hotspots on the Diamond Strip.

There’ll be tears, tantrums, drama and outrageous behaviour by the bucket-load …and that’s just from the boys!

Meet buff Jay, the partying machine who hits the town every night of the week and who prides himself on having a different girl at his beck and call on speed dial. Then there’s cheeky chappy Gaz, whose claim to fame is having a manhood the size of a TV remote control. Both Gaz and Jay are ready for action with the ladies 24 hours a day – so long as it doesn’t interfere with their regular tanning, waxing and gym sessions, that is!

Then there’s gorgeous leggy Vicky who is a regular fixture on the Geordie A’ list. Feisty Vicky is Newcastle’s Queen bee who often finds herself getting into scraps with the locals and ‘swilling’ drinks over her love rivals.

Sexy diva Holly with her double FF fake boobs also isn’t afraid of getting into a scrap or two. The only cast member who’s not single, how will boyfriend Dan take to her new friends and partying lifestyle?

Ditzy but sweet Charlotte maintains her size 8 figure on the tin food diet, which is basically anything that you can heat up from a tin. Terrible at relationships, Charlotte confesses she would never kiss anyone without a six-pack. But will she meet her love interest inside the house, or out on the Diamond Strip?

Gorgeous self–proclaimed ‘spice boys’ James and Greg spend the longest time in the house getting prepped and primed for a night out. ‘Soound as a poound’ boys, both Greg and James pride themselves on quality not quantity and are more than happy to wine and dine the ladies in order to woo them into bed. James claims the hardest work he does all day is on his hair, whilst Greg is all about appearance and flashing the cash.

Last, but definitely not least, is pint size bundle of fun ladette Sophie, who is always blinged up to the nines, dancing on the tables and flashing her boobs in bars.

Australian audiences can now tune in as the girls strut their stuff in mini-skirts shorter than their belts, whilst the guys pump iron at the gym and drink more vodka shots than Newcastle Brown Ale.

It starts 8:30pm Tuesday July 5th on MTV.

7 Comments »

  1. Matt f June 30, 2011 at 11:24 am -

    yes Danny Wu! Go the Toon Army!

  2. David Knox June 29, 2011 at 2:46 pm -

    Jake: I’m advised it’s a late change….

  3. Jake June 29, 2011 at 12:11 pm -

    I can’t find this show in MTV’s schedule anywhere, including the Tuesday 8:30pm time mentioned?

  4. deedeedragons June 28, 2011 at 8:59 pm -

    So it’s like Jersey Shore but with more annoying accents?

  5. Travis June 28, 2011 at 7:40 pm -

    I’ve seen the first few eps, crap! Bunch of try hards.

    In this day and age of torrents, why do MTV in Aus show this stuff way after its been aired in the UK or US?

  6. Danny Wu June 28, 2011 at 6:43 pm -

    Newcastle United, yeah! This is why we are the best club in the world.

  7. Bill June 28, 2011 at 5:27 pm -

    This sounds like thebiggest piece of trash ever.

    I’ll be watching for sure.

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