Pricasso …. only on Breakfast

By David Knox on September 15, 2012 / Filed Under News 7

If TEN’s Breakfast is looking for a point of difference from the rest, yesterday they turned to a man who paints with his penis.

‘Pricasso’ as he calls himself is a camp bloke who painted portraits of Paul Henry, Kathryn Robinson and Magdalena Roze, although thankfully the footage blurred his nether regions. Not exactly the sort of thing you’d wanna see with your corn flakes.

He explained he had been inspired by Puppetry of the Penis.

“You are a very talented artist,” said Paul Henry. “Do you ever think ‘I wonder if I could be better if I used paint brushes?'”

You can see the video here.

7 Comments »

  1. HardcorePrawn September 17, 2012 at 11:21 am -

    It looks as though Ten’s Breakfast aren’t just scraping the bottom of the barrel, they don’t even own a barrel anymore!

  2. PJC September 15, 2012 at 2:56 pm -

    @Effdee.. same as always, still non-existant..

  3. effdee September 15, 2012 at 1:34 pm -

    What are the ratings for this bag of shite these days?

  4. Secret Squirrel September 15, 2012 at 12:06 pm -

    Didn’t Cardinal Richelieu say “The penis – mightier than the sword!”?

    I think I caught sight in the background of a man on waterskis elevating himself over a large toothy cartilaginous fish…

  5. D@GP September 15, 2012 at 6:02 am -

    A TEN spokesperson denied Picasso was in line to replace Paul Henry as host, adding that Mr Henry had his own form of Brush Stroke”…

  6. squareyes September 15, 2012 at 5:36 am -

    Hmm…
    TEN started the breakfast tv revolution back on the 80’s. With Today this week celebrating 30 years, Good Morning Australia is, unfortunately, a distant memory.

  7. nicks September 15, 2012 at 5:17 am -

    I got caught up in the live sex with a pig discussion yesterday..I think i’ll abstain on this one…though it’s gonna be hard..lol

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